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DecoyOctopus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:41 am
-Cute
-Good hair
-Good outfits
-Funny/Thinks I'm funny
-Drives or is within biking distance (less than ten miles preferably)  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:31 am
I think the only thing on my MUST HAVE OR IT'S A DEAL BREAKER list is intelligence. Doesn't need to be like a super genius but being dumb as rocks is the most unattractive thing, in my opinion. Oh and please be interested in something more than celebrity culture/vapid trivial things like rumours and gossip (more a girl thing in general but I know a few guys who I thought were serious bimbos). Being interested in intellectual things is a huge plus.

Also, being funny can make an otherwise unattractive person into a hugely attractive person, for me.  

Vitamin Crack


Keito-san

Romantic Nerd

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:14 am
-v****a previously installed by maker
-Be Mary Michelle Andre

Am I doin' it right?
 
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:15 pm
this might go on forever.

smokes or does not mind that i smoke.
drinks responsibly.
drugs to a minimum. ie. only pot and only occasionally.
not religious.
has aspirations. (and is taking steps towards making them happen)
is intelligent enough that i can hold a meaningful conversation with them.
similar political ideas.
same children/family ideas.
older. or at least as old and fairly mature.
taller than me. 6'+ is good.
is close to and good to whatever family they have or choose to see.
not fussy with food and such.
not too clingy.
not too distant.
equality plz.
no veggies.
enjoys sex.
good at sex.
gets on with my family and friends.
not a charmer. nonono.
opinionated but open minded.
has some understanding of art and creativity.
be interesting.
have some sort of history.
drive and have a car plz.
be at least functional, i don't want a project.
understand that i have other s**t to do aswell.
understand that although they also have s**t to do i do need to see them sometimes.
somewhat attractive.
not too bitchy.
not shallow.
some similar music interests.
read a little.

a lot of these stand for friends also.
there are probably more things to add.  

a moon full of stars


breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:34 pm
Boarding School Reject
luxRAYP
Boarding School Reject
-Smokes, or is cool with it. I have a lot of friends that do, and I hate when people get all pissy because they have to hang with smokers.
-Cool with drugs. Doesn't have to do them, same reason as above.
-Relatively attractive.
-Smart. I don't hold with dumb people. I just end up hitting them.
-Funny/someone I can hold long conversations with.


-musician is a huge plus.
-i like guys with the same style as me.
-can drive, HEY.O~
-older than i am
-same sense of humor as me


Jesus, we should just ******** date.


GET TO PENNSYLVANIA. i would totally date you.  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:07 pm
sex
Hm...
Has bad boy appeal.
Smart enough to hold conversations
Interesting friends
Tall (Alex is like 6'5")
Willing to go on hikes/bike rides
Can cook
Doesn't do more drugs then me
Has a job and his own car
Not overly religious or preferably not religious
Likes to read
Fun/good in bed
Likes hockey or skiing
and
Is open and honest to me.

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Sors


CapybaraDisco

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:49 am
- Does not drink or smoke
- Not vegetarian or vegan
- Loving
- Does not care more about inanimate objects/ himself
- Tall
- Not blonde
- Honest  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:29 am
Boarding School Reject
-Smokes, or is cool with it. I have a lot of friends that do, and I hate when people get all pissy because they have to hang with smokers.
-Cool with drugs. Doesn't have to do them, same reason as above.
-Relatively attractive.
-Smart. I don't hold with dumb people. I just end up hitting them.
-Relatively normal. (all the guys that have ever, ever hit on me have like, disorders. Real ones. No offense to them, but I get enough of that at home, what with my autistic sister and all.)
-Funny/someone I can hold long conversations with.
-Won't give me s**t for all the gay cinema I watch.

YEP.

-OH AND THE MOST ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT: must be liberal. must, must, must. if I dated a conservative we would rip each other's throats out.
How u doin?

Seriously though,

- Don't be a b***h
- Don't be dramatic
- Don't be stupid
- DO NOT PULL THAT "I MEAN ONE THING WHEN I SAY THE EXACT OPPOSITE" s**t
- Don't lie
- Cool with smoking/drinking
- MATURE. ******** MATURITY.
- bondageplz? Without it, things will get stale for me in the sack.
- Don't be an overly jealous psycho.  

Great Scoot


breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:31 pm
Kyoki Kitsune
How u doin?

Seriously though,

- Don't be a b***h
- Don't be dramatic
- Don't be stupid
- DO NOT PULL THAT "I MEAN ONE THING WHEN I SAY THE EXACT OPPOSITE" s**t
- Don't lie
- Cool with smoking/drinking
- MATURE. ******** MATURITY.
- bondageplz? Without it, things will get stale for me in the sack.
- Don't be an overly jealous psycho.


how YOU doin'  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 pm
-can make me laugh (srsly that's like the deal breaker right there)
-smart (or at least, not a dumbass)
-laughs when I'm trying to be funny
-no mind games!
-preferably no drinking, but as long as they're responsible it's okay
-no drugs (see above)
-no smoking. None.
-kind of nerdy
-similar tastes in music plz
-doesn't make me feel like a failure when I'm bad at video games
-not a "debater"
-thinks before they speak
-attractiveness is a plus but that's relative. If I like someone's personality, they gain attractive points.

The first is definitely the most important and it's kind of in order from there.
 

Undecidability

Shirtless Fairy

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Brass Knuckles

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 pm
basically everything my boyfriend has lol.

- sweet
- sensitive
- puts up with my bullshit
- comforting
- smart
- very ******** good looking
- funny
- fashionable but not so fashionable that he looks like a f**
- good skin
- likes cuddling
- not afraid to tell me he loves me

i hate guys that are too busy choking on a d**k and can't tell the girl they love that they love them ;(  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:48 am
-Brian
neutral  


Lubas


Super Fairy


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:19 am
luxRAYP
Kyoki Kitsune
How u doin?

Seriously though,

- Don't be a b***h
- Don't be dramatic
- Don't be stupid
- DO NOT PULL THAT "I MEAN ONE THING WHEN I SAY THE EXACT OPPOSITE" s**t
- Don't lie
- Cool with smoking/drinking
- MATURE. ******** MATURITY.
- bondageplz? Without it, things will get stale for me in the sack.
- Don't be an overly jealous psycho.


how YOU doin'
;D?  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:20 am
Lubas
-Brian
neutral


I guess I can honestly say I don't look for anything in particular aside from friendship first, I like having that person there just to make me laugh. heart  

Addykat

Dapper Krampus


Evil McBadguy

Aged Codger

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:43 pm
Xiporah
-Male (sorry ladies sad )
-Weird pets tolerant.
-not really religious (dated a religious guy once. It caused problems.)
-Personality
-Glasses can be cute.
-Any hair (I like long hair, but not a requirement)
-Any eye color (blue eyes make me bite my lip though.)
-Same age or younger (more of a turn on, but not a requirement. I've dated someone older than me once and liked a few guys older than me.)
-Humor
-Quirky (it's endearing.)
-Metal tolerant. Doesn't have to like it, just tolerate it.
Oh hay.  
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