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"A rain check...." Elzo weighed what that might mean. It was an open invitation to letting him be dragged around for a shopping spree. It was also just something that Eve could hang over him, like a threat. Ah, he couldn't really wel just walk out of it now could he? "Yeah, but, I'm not the best critic when it comes to outfits...unless it's like, Victoria's Secret." He gave a light chuckle. It was a joke...or was it. He was Elzo after all.

Reaching over, Elzo dragged Eve into what was only definable as a bear hug. Thankfully, there was no butt grabbing. "Ha! You bet. He's kind of the ninja of gift giving. When you least expect it, BAM. You'll get hit. Gift sniper. I swear, he's got a sixth sense for it."

"Phew! I can do bag boy. And if you keep reminding me of possible deep fried goods as a reward, I might not even complain!...It's a big 'might' though." Standing, Elzo brushed off his pants and then offered Eve a hand up, not that she needed it, but, hey, he was Elzo and he was a flirt. it was just his thing.

"But again, you got a problem, don't hesitate to call and chat 'n stuff. I know it's kinda lame, and if you chat to long I will fall asleep, but..." He gave a smile sincere smile. "It helps to just have someone to talk to right? Plus if my bro gets too handsy or whatever you can call me and I'll do bro patrol. Or if some guy is bugging you in general. It's kinda my forte." Cue a lame arm flex and the cocky grin. It was obvious he wanted Eve to smile or at least laugh.

"Because we want to get mistaken for each other more then we usually are? Nah, lemme just toss it in your phone. I'll add your's when you call or something." Plugging in his number, Elzo's smile briefly widened as he plugged in his contact name. "I like to think I'm more of an anti-anti-hero. Not as weepy as the anti-hero, but not as heroic as you would normally think...But just to be safe, I put myself in as 'Elzo, Knight 'n Shnng Armr'." He was sure to cut off part of his vowels, even while speaking.
"Darn phone won't let me spell it all out for you. It's a shame too an- HEY!" As she ruffled his hair, Elzo laughed. "I'll have you know that my signature bed head look is hard to maintain!" Mock scoffing, he ruffled it again, making it look like his head had gone through a lawnmower.
"Call me for anything, okay Eve? Seriously."

"Aw, but then how will you know it's me, the best knight of them all? I mean you've got the white knight, the black knight, the dragon knight, the zombie knights, guardian knights...come on, I gotta represent!" Elzo tried to give her a hurt look, but it really came out as another grin of sorts. "Vanity is only good to have when you want to pick up chicks by being prettier then them, which personally, I think is lame. Makes it seem like you have to out do them." Elzo nodded in the direction of a hipster, complete with skinny jeans, and makeup. "WAY TO MAKE THE BABES FEEL BAD FEMBOY." The random hipster just flipped him off and lit up what was probably a joint.
"See? Thinks he's all hott s**t. Probably has more makeup on then his girlfriend."

At the word escort and her curtsy, Elzo's grin went ear to ear. "Well, my fair lady, As a knight of the highest order, it is my civic duty to assist any and all fair maidens." Faking a bow, Elzo grabbed at her, aiming to carry her bridal style. "And every knight knows a lady should never be forced to walk, especially at this time of night." He was slightly laughing at his own words. "Just tell me where to go o fair maiden, and I shall take thee there!"