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11/15
'The One Where Bakura Goes Batty'

Song: *Sitting at her table, smirking and sipping some strong herbal tea*
Bakura: *Snoozing happily away in Song's tent...under Marik*
Marik: *fast asleep, using 'Kura's back as a pillow* =w=~
Bakura: *Murrs and twitches an ear*
Song:....A'ight you lazy bums. *Gets out an airhorn* Wakey wakey~ *Puts earplugs in her ears and blows the horn*
Bakura: *YELPS and covers his ears* ASDFGHJKLKTREDFG!!!!!! D<
Marik: *screeches and also covers ears* DDDX That huuurrrttssss! *whine*
Song: Well that's what you two get for sleeping in so late = w= *Chuckles and opens the flap to her tent* Y'all get out now...Jeeze, falling asleep like that out in the open...
Bakura:.....= 3= *Too sleepy to argue and starts crawling himself out* Let's go, Marik...
Marik: Mmph. *grumbles* Fiine. = ^= *gets up and stretches tiredly before slinking out with 'Kura* Now what're we going to do...?
Bakura: Nyaaaaaaaa~ *yawns and stretches* Um....*Scratches an ear*...We...should...get...tea?
Marik: Good idea, Kitty~ *yawns and rubs neck* Want me to go make it? = w=
Bakura: Uhm...*Scratches his head sleepily* If you want to i guess..I...I dunno = 3= *Flops down*
Marik: .... *snorts as he flops down* I'll take that as a yes... I'll be right back~ = ^= *trots off to get tea*
Bakura:...*Follows after* On the other hand I don't feel like being alone at the moment...
Marik: ...*slows to let him catch up* ... *narrows eyes at* You're not planning to attack me, now that you're all better, are you? > .> *inches a bit away from, still walking*
Bakura:....*Grins* Well I -WASN'T- planning...but now that you mention it...*cackles a bit*
Marik: .... *scoots away from* > .> .... Ohlookwe'rehere! 83;;; *flees to a random cabinet to get tea bags and mugs*
Bakura: *chuckles and shakes his head* Again, it was a joke, Marik. *sits down to wait*...You're really becoming quite the tea master, you know.
Marik: Pfft, with you, it's hard to tell. *grabs two mugs and fills with water and drops teabags in* You know what they say, practice makes perfect...~ *puts them in the microwave and waits* = w=
Bakura: Indeed. *Grins then surprise...hugs him* = w=~<3
Marik: *jumps a bit in surprise* ... o/////o Er, hello there, Kitty~?
Bakura: A hug a day keeps the meanies away~ |3 *Gets off him and goes to sit down*
Nikki:....Mmmmm...Kiiiinnndddaaaa...>w> Be right back. I need to traumatize someone today. *Races and tackles Marik* HELLO CUTIE PIE <3333
Bakura: O.O!!!!!!
Marik: *chuckles* <3~ Well, thank you, the---*tackled and falls over* DD8;! .....Oh for the love of Ra... Not you... DX *attempts to shove off* Off, fangirl, off!
Bakura:.......*Very stunned at the moment* O.<
Nikki: Yes, meeee~ *Gigglecling...KISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISS* MARRY MEH!! WE CAN WATCH BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA EVERY DAY 8DDD
Bakura:....*Twitch*
Marik: *SCREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH* BAKURA! HEEEEELLLPPPPPPP! DDDDD8 Save meeeee....! *squirmsthrash*
Nikki: *Giggle snerks and slobber-licks him, messing up his hair...then runs back to Sutek like nothing happened* So. Where were we? :3
Bakura: >.O *Skitters over*....You...alright...?
Nikki: >83 YOU'RE NEXT, FLUFFBUTT. *Back to looking innocent*
Bakura: >> Not if i send you to the shadow realm first...
Marik: .....Not.... really..... ;^; *stays on the ground, stunned* She... Got that friggin song stuck in my... head...
Bakura:....*Shakes his head and sits down next to him* Oi...You're troublesome...
Marik: ....I'm sorry I'm such a rabid fangirl magnet? *grins and pokes nose teasingly* ....Oh! I think the tea's done~ *gets up quickly and dusts pants off, grabbing the mugs* Could you get the milk?
Bakura: = x= *Wrinkles his nose at the poke* You're just a magnet....*Growls remembering Ai but ambles over to get said milk*...2% or 1%...?
Marik: *chuckles, grabbing the sugar* Either's fine~ *hums a tune, tapping paw a bit to the beat* How many spoonfuls of sugar do you want in yours?
Bakura: *Grabs the milk that's closest....pauses*....Marik you DO realize you're humming that stupid song, right? |3 *Sits at the table* And half a spoonful. *Tailflick*
Marik: ....*pauseblinkblink* I... Was...? *huffs, making a face* I swear, that Ra-damned song is frigging addictive... And not in a good way. D| *pours the sugar and stirs, grumbling something about the song* I told you she got in my head... *pours the milk, stirs again, grabs the mugs and sets on the table* Here's your tea~
Bakura: Sadly, I agree...*Watches, then sips the tea slowly*...I could always push her off a cliff for you if you want...*Grins*
Marik: Hm... *sips tea, grinning* Tempting, very tempting... *siiigghhss* There is that slight chance she might survive though. Then I bet she'd come back, only 100x clingier than before. *shakes head, sipping tea again* We can't take that chance...
Bakura:...UGH you're right...*Sips* Well. Best we can hope for is Someone else'll come along that she'll cling to more...?*Shrugs* Not that I particularly care...
Marik: *sighs* I hope... *arches a brow at the last bit and sips tea* 'Not that you particularly care'? *smirks* You were only talking about pushing her off a cliff a moment ago...
Bakura:...Uhm....I lost my temper for a second....That's all. *Takes out the stash of treats he nicked from Song and pops one in his mouth*
Marik: Suuuuurrreeee~ |3 *sips tea and notices the treats* Nice grab! OwO *leans across the table* ....Share~? *puppydogeyesgrin*
Bakura:....>8C *Growls and starts skittering away* MINE!
Marik: *jumps out of chair and starts chasing after* C'mon! D| Just one...!
Bakura: NO! D< *Scurries up a tree and starts shoving them in his mouth one by one* >8I
Marik: D8< *chases up tree and attempts to tackle* YES.
Bakura: I SAID NO, YOU BLOND SHEMALE D8< *Snarlhisses and climbs higher...onto a thinner branch*....Oh...bugger...*Yelps and hangs on for dear life as the branch creaks, dropping all the treats* >.<;;;;
Marik: *starts to climb higher but notices the thinner branch, and watches him climb up on it* Oi... Bakura, hold on one second! D8; *quickly climbs down off the tree and looks back up at* I'll catch you....?
Bakura: *Looking down, eyes as wide as they can go* Are you nuts!? You wouldn't catch me D|
Marik: Yes, I would! D| *huffs* Would you rather me not and let you fall? *flicks tail impatiently*
Bakura:....; ^; IncaseidieiloveyouokayHEREWEGO! *Leaps off*....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! DDDD8 *Flaps his limbs to try and fly*
Marik: *runs under where it looks like he's going to land and opens arms* DD8;;; Pleaseletmecatchhim....
Bakura: *FALLINGMOTION* MARIK YOU BETTER CATCH ME D< OR I'M GUNN- *Lands----*
Marik: *catches, stumbling a bit from the impact and for balance* .... *grins, steadying self* Told you I'd catch you~ |3
Bakura:...*Huffs* Well good thing too. Otherwise i'd haunt you for the rest of your life....>83 *Kiss-u* ~<3
Marik: *chuckles* That's a scary thought~ |//3 *pecks back and sets down*
Bakura: It is~ *Dusts himself off and runs a paw through his hair* It'd also be MUCH easier to soulrape you...*Smirks*
Marik: ....Very good thing I caught you, then. |3;; *inches away from a bit* Hm... The tea's probably cold, now.... *tilts head a bit* What should we do now?
Bakura:...It is, it is...*Reaches in his pocket and takes out the surviving treat and offers it*....>////////////> You can have it...
Marik: *eyes widen a bit in surprise* You... Don't have to do that, Kitty...! 8//< *gently pushes his hand back* <3~
Bakura: Well...I do. You saved me so...*Pushes it back at* >///< Take it, Dammit!
Marik: ... *huffs and takes it* Fine, but only if... *tears off a half and holds it out too* You take this half~ *grins*
Bakura:......Fine >.>....>3 *Chomps it right out of his paw* |3~
Marik: *snorts and eats his own half, grinning* I thought for a moment you were just going to take my whole paw~ *licks lips and flicks an ear* We're going to have to swipe some more of those some time...
Bakura: I was pondering it for a moment...*Chews* Mrrff...I think if we ask she'd give us some...but I wasn't in the mood for asking...*Examines his body for the first time*...Huuuuuhhh...O.o Looks like i'm okay now...
Marik: Hm... Well, next time you or I are critically injured, we should ask for some~ *grins* Good! Maybe you won't have weird hallucinations this time~
Bakura: Mmmm..Yes. *Nods* And if she won't be nice, i'll swipe some again. *flicks his tail and grins* Pity I didn't have any this time...i'd have excuses for my actions. |3~
Marik: Sounds good to me~ *grins, and snorts* Yes, what a shame... *rolls eyes* Next time you're injured, maybe.
Bakura:..You're such a kill-joy = w= *Bumps his head against his shoulder* So next time i'm injured...i'll ask for the good stuff ;3
Marik: *nips at ear* Just don't injured yourself just to get some... >w> I swear, this week you've been a danger magnet. *leans against*
Bakura:...I suppose I have been...*puffs up* Nothing I can't handle though. I'm tough. *Grins*
Marik: *snorts, chuckling a bit* Riighhtt... *nuzzles behind ear* Maybe it's just a Friday the 13th sort of thing... All week.
Bakura:....=_=;;; thinking about it...The week isn't over yet...*Start looking around all paranoid* >.>;;; <.<;;;
Marik: Ack... True... *also looks around* What if we just stay in one place and not do anything? o ^o Think that'd work?
Bakura: ....*Snorts* I ain't afraid. *Starts off in a random direction* Maybe it was just a two-day thing. Yes, that's what it was. u ^u
Marik: *sighs and rolls eyes, following* Whatever you say, Kitty... Don't blame it on me when some psycho fangirl pops up out of nowhere and attacks us, though. = ^=
Bakura: u ^u HMPH. Like i said, I can take care of myself even if....*Jumps a little at a passing leaf*....>.>;;; E-even if that...psycho b***h shows up...
Marik: ... *bites back a sarcastic remark and brushes up against* Right.. King of Demons isn't afraid of anything, is he~? *chuckles*
Bakura: *Snaps at playfully* Well, not -anything-. There ARE a few things i'm completely terrified of~ *Shrugs and keeps looking around*...>.>;
Marik: *nips at back, grinning* Whaat? The big scary tombrobber's terrified of something~? *flicks tail* Do tell!
Bakura:...*Frowns and walks faster, pinning his ears down a bit* It's nothing you need to know about, Tombkeeper. *Huffs and flicks his tail irritably*
Marik: *grins wider and follows* Oooh! Secrets, secrets. Those are always fun~ *pokes his cheek* Seems like you're getting quite frustrated about it, to... Hm. Can I try and guess~? |3
Bakura: *Veinpop* Yes, yes you can guess if you want.. =.=;;; *Flicks an ear*
Marik: Hmm.... Let's seee... What would be important to my Kitty... |3~ *taps chin* Oh! What about... No tea left in the world? o wo So you could never have a cup again?
Bakura:....*sits down at the edge of a lake*...I could live without that. *Swishes his tail slowly* So...no.
Marik: *sits next too* Hm.... So it's something you couldn't live without...? *tilts head a bit in thought and grins* ...Whatever keeps your hair looking like that?
Bakura: *Snorts in amusement* Hah. No, no...Matter of fact i've been thinking about restyling it...*Grins* But no. You have two more guesses.
Marik: Aw, I like your hair like this~ Even if you did eat half of it the other day. *chuckles* Whhaaattt abouuuuttt.... Loosing your gaydar? |3 Then you can't find gay people.
Bakura: It'll grow back. My hair grows fast...*Looks down at the ring*...Hmm...Well...I suppose i'd be -afraid-...but gay people are easily spotted nowadays. *Smirks and looks at him* Case. In. Point...but No. One more guess.
Marik: Hey! D| *pouts and shoves playfully* Hm... Is it.... Aboouutttt... Me? *grins, not really expecting it to be, but out of ideas*
Bakura: *Just smiles and leans his head against Marik's* |3...Wrong. *Eventhoughit'stotallyrightcough*
Marik: Aww. *pouts* Guess I'll never know what you're afraid of, then~ *looks out to the lake* ....It's beautiful, isn't it? Quite the romantic spot you wandered into~ *chuckles, teasing*
Bakura:...>/////////////> Y-yes. I suppose...It's just a lake...*Clears his throat*
Marik: A beautiful lake, though! <3 I mean, you can see the reflections of the stars in the water, and all of the fireflies buzzing about...~ *blinks at* You got something in your throat?
Bakura: *Flushing a deep red* You're making it sound pretty, Marik...*coughs* Yes...i do. It's called...somethingsomething...
Marik: ... *grins* Is that a bad thing~? *tilts head at, smirking now* Got an instant cold again, hm~? Gotta hate those~
Bakura:....*Sends a death glare his way*...*Siiiiiiiiiighs and shakes his head* I don't care D|
Marik: *frowns a bit* Jeez, and you call me a killjoy. *pouts and looks back out at the lake* Just pointing out how nice it is and you have to get all grumpy...
Bakura:....=///n///= *Sighs* Sorry...*Leans on him again* Didn't mean to get grumpy...
Marik: *pecks cheek* I guess it's fine~ *grins* Hey, maybe you're right... Maybe nothing bad will happen on the last few hours of the week~
Bakura: *Siiiighs* You're right...It'll turn out to be g-
Ai: *Pops up between them*...Peek-a-boo~
Bakura: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHES and jumps in the lake*
Marik: *also SCREEEECCHHHESS and jumps away from to the side* Not... You... DX *whiiinnnee*
Ai: *Pouts* Oh now what kind of a greeting is that, Sweetiepie? *Rubs against Marik* You should be happier to see me~<3
Bakura: *Pops his head halfway out of the water, glaring and growling bubbles*
Marik: *snarls and backs away from uneasily* Why would I be happy to see you?
Ai: *Follows him* Oh honey~ You should be so happy~ We're going to have a good time! <33
Bakura: *Walks out of the lake like Jason Vorhees..and somehow has a Machete O.o...and snarling*
Ai:....Oh dear, i think someone isn't happy to see me~ I think i'll have to take my leave~ Can't be getting dirty now~<3 *Starts off*
Bakura: *Stalks after*
Marik: *snarls until spotting Bakura...with a machete* .... o.o; *turns back to Ai* Yeah, you better leave! >8[ *tailflicks and runs after Bakura, attempting to pin down* But you aren't going after her.
Bakura: *Pinned down, Snarls and swings the machete around* JUST A LITTLE CHOP, I SWEAR! I'LL ONLY CUT OFF HER FACE!! DDD<
Ai: *Skipping away, Once again singing 'It's A Small World'* ~<3
Marik: *snarls back at, ears pinned back* Quit swinging that damn thing around! You're going to cut off my face if you keep that up! *ducks and glares down at* Are you trying to get yourself killed!?
Bakura: *Growls but stops flailing*...Hmph...I'd rather get myself killed than see that slimy b***h touch you more than she already does...>///n///>
Marik: *smirks* Good Kitty~ *pecks mouth* |3~ *didn't quite catch the rest but shrugs off* .....Where'd you get that machete from, anyhow? *blinkblinks*
Bakura:...*Blinks and blushes...then looks at the machete*...*Blinks again*...I...wonder...
Marik: You just came out of the lake with it, all snarling an' stuff. *tilts head* Like out of some movie... Was good enough to scare her away, though~! <3 Thank you for that, by the way.
Bakura:...*Grins and leans up to n** him* It was my desire to show her who you belong to~ |///3 Yanno. Dominance. Guess I won.
Marik: She'll think twice before coming around you anymore, hmm~? |//3 And you guess? You scared off the most evil being I've ever met...! Aside from you. *pokes nose, grinning*
Bakura: Damn straight. To both of those statements. *Laughs then wiggles* Now. Get off me please?
Marik: ...Oh! Right, almost forgot I was sitting on you~ *rolls off of and next to, grinning*

11/17 (Continued from 11/16)
'The One With The Side-Effects pt 2.'

Song: Nope. And I would suggest you be nice. *Opes up her tent flap and enters, holding it open for the pair* I don't just treat that Fluffy idiot.
Bakura: *Gurgles and starts singing Twinkle, Twinkle Little star* |D~
Bandit Keith: *Sitting at the table, paws crossed*...
Marik: *snorts and slinks in, dropping Bakura on a random pillow* Who else do you trea... *spots Keith and smirks to self* Nevermind~ |3
Bakura: Graaaaarrgggghhhhh...*Flails a bit* |P~~~
Bandit Keith: *Narrows his eyes behind his glasses* Why the hell are you bringing a FRENCHIE in here, American Girl? This is an American tent!
Song: *Starts sorting the herbs and plants she recently got* I swear to god I will kick your American a** out of here if you start a fight, Keith >8| Same with you, Marik. *Threatens them both with a dandelion*
Marik: *snickers a bit before being threatened* What? D| I haven't even done anything....! *sits down next to Bakura, grumbling* > ^>
Bakura: *Lets out a squeak and clings to Marik, purring*
Song: I didn't say you did. *Huffs and starts laying out different flowers and herbs on the table* I'm just warning you.
Bandit Keith: *Goes and lays on Song's bed* Hah. Even if a fight did break out i'd kick that frenchie's a** into next Tuesday. In America.
Marik: *huffs and pet's 'Kura's hair, glaring at Keith* You wish you could. >3> *tailflick*
Bandit Keith: I know i could. *Flashes a grin* Hey, SongBird! Done with my medicine yet?
Bakura: *Wags his tail happily* <3 Marriiiikkkkkk <3333
Song: *Rolls her eyes* Yes, yes, I'll be done in just a sec. *Adds some stuff to a small simmering pot sitting atop a small fire* So, Marik, you and 'Kura have to wait for a bit.
Marik: *snorts at Keith, scratching behind Bakura's ear* Just like you did last time, Steve~ *looks over at Song with a sigh* Alright... Any idea how long it'll be...?
Bandit Keith: In case you haven't noticed, FRENCHIE, the French NEVER win. Therefore you lo-...Who're you calling 'Steve'? That's my middle name...In America. >8C
Bakura: = w=~<3 *Taps his hind leg as his ear is scratched* Muuuurrrrrrr<3333
Song: WELL I'm almost done with Keith's medicine, so maybe two to three minutes? *Chuckles* But I'd say you're doin' alright over there. *winks and grins*
Marik: *rolls eyes, continuing to scratch ear* If France never won, it wouldn't still be a country. = 3= Some other country would've invaded it. *grins a bit* And I'm calling you Steve, Steve~ *turns back to Song again* Sounds good... *chuckles* He's much more calm than I expected him to be.
Bandit Keith: = 3= Talk to the paw, Frenchie.
Song: *Grumbles a bit* Good thing you're just arguing. *Pours the hot liquid into a leather pouch, ties it up and tosses it to Keith* Now get you you American loser |3
Keith: *Grabs it in midair and saunters out* Smell ya later dweebs...In America. *GONE.*
Bakura: *Starts nomming on Marik's leg* |F
Marik: = ^= About time he le--OW! D'< *bops 'Kura on the nose* That hurts! Off!
Bakura: >|F *OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
Song:....*Sighs and starts crushing different plants together quickly* Open his mouth so I can shove this down his throat = A=
Marik: *whiiiinnee* 'Kay... *attempts to grab his mouth and pry open and off of his leg* ><
Bakura: *Whiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeees but lets his mouth be opened* O|
Song: DIVE DIVE DIVE!! *Stuffs the gunk down into his throat* NOW HOLD HIS MOUTH SHUT!
Bakura: ASDFGHJKHYER *Snarls and starts thrashing*
Marik: 'KAY. 8| *moves his mouth away from his leg and attempts to force mouth closed*
Bakura: *Lets out muffled screeches and flails* DDDDD|
Song: = w= His mouth is probably gonna burn for a bit *Takes off her headband and re-ties it* but on for a bit. *Flops beside them*
Song: *Nods* Well, It should work fairly soon.
Bakura:...*Looks at Marik with his Kitty-eyes*
Marik: *nods slowly* And how much longer should I hold his mouth closed...? *attempts to stay completely focused on Song, to avoid the Kitty-eyes* 8<;
Bakura: *Lets out a whimper and keeps up the eyes* ; ^;
Song: *Chuckles* However long you think you can resist those eyes~
Marik: Not much longer, I'm afraid... *chuckles and hesitantly lets go of his mouth, scooting away a bit* 83;;
Bakura: *Gasps for breath* AUGH. I couldn't breathe you idiot! D|
Song: *Smirks* Welcome back, 'Kitty'.
Marik: Eheh. Sorry. |3; But yes... *grins* Welcome back, my Kitty~
Bakura:...Yeaah...That was weird...*Looks at Song* and DIFFERENT. *Frowns*
Song: *Chuckles and goes to flop on her bed* Well it was a new mix. I used you as guinea pig.
Marik: *snicker* You acted like a cat.... And better than the alternative, right? ... *pauses and scoots back over too* Hm... *scratches behind the ear again, grinning*
Bakura: *Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares*....What. ARE. You doing? *Flicks the ear being scratched*
Marik: *tilts head at and stops scratching* Hm.. Doesn't work anymore. *smirks* Before, your leg would twitch and you'd purr~ = w= Just wanted to see if it worked again.
Bakura:...*Eyetwitch* Well THAT's never happening again...*Blinks* Who was that other bloke who was here?
Marik: *makes a face* St-Er, Bandit Keith. You know, the one that ends every sentence with 'In America'? *rolls eyes and mutters*
Bakura:...Oh...Him. *Voice dripping with sarcasm* I'll bet the visit was -lovely-.
Marik: Such a shame you couldn't participate.. *snorts* He thinks I'm French... *smirks a bit to self* Then again, I do suppose that happens when you play the French anthem in an American's head~ |3
Bakura: Youdidwhatnow? *Snerks* Let me guess, he has 'Steve' in his name, right?
Marik: Indeed he does, Kitty~ |3 Keith Steve Howard. One of the easiest to control so far~
Bakura: *Laughs* Oh that's rich, that's- *Sniffs*...O.O Song, are you making dinner?
Song: *Giggles as she's been making a steak dinner for the past conversation* Yeeess...Can't have you two go hungry now can I?
Marik: *chuckles* You are quite like a cat~ *ruffles hair and grins, looking over to Song* Don't expect for him to share, if you're only making one..!
Bakura:....*Frowns and...'fixes' his hair* Thank you...I guess? >.> *Starts drooling over the smell*
Song: *Laughs* Oh of course i'm making three. Don't be silly. That Carnivore wouldn't share even if i made a half a one.
Marik: You're welcome. *chuckles, and leans against* He certainty doesn't like sharing, when it comes to some things...~
Bakura: *Grins and wraps an arm around him* You would know, huh cupcake~?
Song: *Snerks and starts sprinkling...stuff on the steaks*
Marik: *chuckles, blushing a bit* I'm just going off of how violently you attacked that one psycho after she talked about erasing that contract on my neck, Kitty~ |//3
Bakura: *Huffs and nuzzles into his neck* ANYONE would defend someone from THAT thing...*Grumbles* I swear next time i see her-
Song: You won't do a DAMN thing >8C *Threatens him with a rather large butcher knife* I'm starting to run out of herbs and it's getting to a point where some of them aren't in season anymore.

-Back to texts~-

I claim today! >83 (11/21)
... And store text logs here for now.

Bakura: *chuckles* Eesh. I'm sicker than a dog and I'm quicker that you...

Bakura: ... =w= Would you believe me if I said up to the hands I was being completely out of the gutter...? *bats at*

Bakura: ..... =///w///= *pet* Not... Really... I guess... Iunno.... My face feels hoooottt....

Bakura: Yes mummy. *snerks and lays down* I think this fever just lead to a headache...

Bakura: *whapped in the face with the tail* ....-x- I take it back. I hate you. *put the towel on his forehead*

Bakura: -///n///- *huffs* No. I mean it. Hard. ERK. O///O I mean... asdfghjkl....

Bakura: *growls* Could fool me... -///n///- ....istilldon'tfeelgood.

Bakura: No, no... I think I've puked out all I can unless I hack up an intestine.... *grumbles*

Bakura: ..... *makes a noise like he's going to puke again*

Bakura: *snickers* Kidding, kidding. I'd give you proper warning. *leans on* Noooo worries.

Bakura: Oh I don't know... You could sell them for a good price if you wanted. *grins and picks at his ear*

Bakura: ...... *eyetwitch*....That had better not have been an old joke....

Bakura: You know, I pondered that instead of the poisoned uncooked steak. *nod* I... Chose.... Poorly....

Bakura: O//////////////////O;;;

Bakura: =/////= This ain't fever...

Bakura: >///////////////< *face would be on fire if it were possible* I'msureyesdefinitely....

Bakura: >///3///> Really... REALLY? Really. Reeeaaaaalllllllyyyy...

Bakura: -///n///- Duh. *siiiigghhhsss and leans on again* You...

Bakura: ....You. *nods* I do believe my brain's been broken again...

Bakura: NO. *blinkblink* Er... Uh....

Bakura: Er.... I didn't mean to say no.. I meant to say yes... But I think you have me somewhat trained.... >w>;

Bakura: I DON'T KNOW. >.< *grumbles to himself* I say 'cause that's what you say but when I say yes you still say no so I just say no. *nods*

Bakura: .....Don't. Even. Think about it. *spontaneously licks his cheek*

Bakura: |3~ Woof. *chuckles and scoots closer*

Bakura: *perks his ears* .... *coughs* ... 'Your' Kitty? >w>

Bakura: *shakes his head, smiling, then leans over and kisses him gently* Alright... Whatever you say.

Bakura: ... *blinks* Excuse me? Claimed? What? Huh? WHAT!? 8|

Bakura: ....Oh. *lifts up said paw* I suppose I should wash it off when I'm not lazy...

Bakura: .... You could always look in a mirror... =w=



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Bakura: ... |< *stuffs steak in mouth* ee tuffed joo.

Bakura: |F Who says I haven't? *cackles and keeps nomming*

Bakura: 'Cause Song made it. *nods* Her and her non-freaky herbs.

Bakura: .... *spits out half-chewed steak* .... >.>; *eyes it*

Bakura: > ^>;; I don't... Trust her... Anymore... *pushes it away*

Bakura: .... >C *visciously attacks the meat* MINE.




And now for something completely different. c:

Bakura: *Inside the closet* Marik for the love of Ra you don't do it right! You need to put THAT in THERE. Honestly This is no fun for me D|
Marik: *also in the closet* Jeez, sorry! D| This is my first time doing something like this! *grumbles* ....So, where do you put it...?
Bakura: You put it right...HERE. And make sure you stuff it in all the way. Otherwise it won't work as well.
Marik: Al...right. I think I got it. What do I do next? o ^o
Bakura: Whatever you want to o ^o Play with it or something.
Marik: Oh! 'Kay, then. o ^o *pause* ....Wait. Did the fangirl even lock the door? D|;
Bakura:...Don't tell me we've been in here all night and the door isn't even locked D| *Huffs* Try the door.
Marik: *nods and tries door, to have it swing open* ....Well, Ra damn it. D| All of that for nothing! *scoots outside* ...That was fun, though~
Bakura: *Scoots out with about a hundred origami cranes* It was. AND I taught you something new! Even though you suck at it. *snerks*
Marik: *bats at, pouting* I told you, it was my first time! D| Paper was somewhat rare where I lived... I didn't have time to make birds out of it. *huffs and fiddles with the just-made bird* > ^>
Bakura:...*shakes his head, chuckling, then leans over and bites at his ear roughly* You -did- do well for a first-timer. I did better my first time, but it's no use comparing my own uber-1337 skills to yours. *Sniggers*
Marik: *snorts and rolls eyes* Thanks, I guess? *nips at back, grinning a bit* And I'm sure...
Bakura: Of course. I mean...*Points at the huge pile of paper cranes*
Duke: *Pops out of the pile, one in his mouth* Iff 'maving.
Bandit Keith: *Pops up beside* >8| These are not American! *Starts coloring one like a U.S. Flag* That's better. In America.
Marik: *jumps a bit in surprise before turning back to 'Kura* Where... Did they come from? o.o;
Colbert: *randomly pops out of nowhere at mention of "not American"* What godless sodomite disgraces us with their un-patriotism!? D8<
Bakura: o.o *Scoots closer to* I...Do not know...o ^o;;;
Bandit Keith: I came from America >8| *Now coloring ALL the cranes before snapping to look at Colbert*...|3 *Tosses him a few un-colored cranes* Americanize them! D8< *Colors like a madman*
Duke: *Looks around*...I dunno how I got here o.o; I remember getting these things pushed on top of me...*Was asleep*
Marik: Ehm.. Maybe they snuck in when we weren't looking? o ^o;;; *frowns a bit at the coloring and stuffs just-made crane in pocket* So much for all of that, hm? *leans against*
America: someone say something about not-American? D8< *pops up outta no where*
Bakura: ...|<;; Whatever...*Scoots away and drags Marik with him by the shirt* WAY too American over here...
Duke: o ^o; *Goes the opposite way* D| Ugh.
Bandit Keith: =O *Somehow totally recognizes America* It just got way more American here!
Marik: *dragged* Agreed... I say we go back closet. o ^o;;; It should be safe in there. *pauses, and snorts* Unless your weird portal-cranes make people randomly appear again.
Bakura:...*Stops...pauses...Smirks* Wanna go back in the closet you say~? We can play Army |3
Marik: *chuckles, not getting the joke* Anything to get away from the rabid-Americans~
Bakura:...|3 *Leans over and whispers what he means, grinning evilly* But It's very good you're okay with it. *Keeps dragging*
Marik: .... o///////////////o ....Thatisn'twhatIthoughtyoumeant! DD8; *flaildragged*
Bakura: *Cackles and keeps dragging* Well you already said yes |3 We are going to play Army. *Dragdragdra-*...o.o? Where the bloody 'ell did that closet go...?
Marik: ; ^; *whinedragged* ...How do you manage to loose a closet we just came out of, 'Kura? D|;
Bakura:...*Lets him go* Where the bloody hell...? *Looks around*...WELL. We may just have to find an empty room...
Marik: Oh. What a shame. >x> *attempts to inch away quietly, still sitting*
Bakura: = w= *Drags him back* Well we're far enough away. *Stretches out and yawns* And i was just messing with you. *Smiles* I wanted to see you blush~
Marik: ...Huh. I guess we are. *hadn't noticed* o ^o ...And you're such a tease. >x> *bats at playfully*
Bakura: *Bats back at, chuckling, before wrapping around him* I am, I am. But it's worth it for me~<3
Marik: *blushes a bit and nuzzles back* <3~... *pauses for a bit and frowns* What are we going to do about Diceboy and your other self?
Bakura: *smirks again and noses his cheek* Like that |3 It's so cute...*Pauses* Hm...I don't really see a problem o ^o Don't see why you care.
Marik: *blushes a bit more and bats at* I'm not cute...! And.. *bites lip* Well... Just kinda awkward seeing some guy crawl over technically-you. > ////^////> Or, to be a bit more specific, technically-you crawling all over some guy that calls me babe.
Bakura:...So, to condense that, you mean you're jealous, right? |3 *Noses*
Marik: .... *huffs, blushing even more* > /////^/////> ........YeahIguessso.
Bakura: |3 Well. I REALLY wouldn't have guessed. [/sarcasm] But I still don't see a problem. He is rather good-looking. And sexy. *Again, being an evil evil tease. Or an a*****e*
Marik: *snorts* Forget it, then... And he is not..! D| *thwaps, pouting*
Bakura: *Snerks and draws Marik into a hug* Your jealousy really Is adorable |D
Pix:
*listening to 'The Headless Waltz*
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of her head,
Sharpen up the blade, boys, what're you waiting for,
Here's where we all get ahead~!
*hums along*
Marik: *huffs, blushing* It is not... |//< ... *pecks nose, grinning lightly*
Bakura: Is too. *Chuckles and pokes his cheek* I mean y-
Ai: *Waltzes in after hearing her song* Wipe that damn smile off your face, Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine~ <3
Bakura: *TENSESUP and starts to snarl* >8F
Marik: Is no--*hears and also tenses up*...Ohfortheloveofra. Dx; ....ANDYOU. 8| *grabs 'Kura's shurt collar and jerks back* No.
Ai: *Sits just close enough away to be seen, but far enough away that she isn't readily reachable* Hello sweethearts~<3 Please Sir, for me, Sir, won't you see if you see, Sir? Oh dear, I dread I seem to have lost my head~ *Giggles*
Bakura: *SNAARRRLLLLSSSS and starts to wiggle out of one shirt* I swear to Ra I am going to KILL YOU, b***h D<
Marik: *attempts to block out the singing and focus on 'Kura* NO. >8| *lets go of one shirt and grabs onto the blue-and-white one* You are not going to run off and get yourself killed.
Bakura:...*Pauses*...I suppose you're right...I do still need to tell y-
Ai: Awww...Kitty-Kitty has a leash~ What good Kitty-Kitty~ ould Kitty-Witty wike a gwass of miwk? *Gigglegiggle*
Bakura:...>8| *Does like the tasmanian devil and tears out of his shirts and makes a beeline for her* I'll Kitty-Kitty you right in the a** >8[
Ai:...*Starts backing up, still giggling*
Marik: Thank yo---AUUUGH. DD|< GetbackhereNOW. *races after, attempting to pounce*
Bakura: BITCHILLSCRATCHYOUREYESOUT! *SnarlDodgesMarikPouncesAi* >C
Ai: *Giggles a little TOO happily* And i'm going to kill you! *POUNCEATTACK*
[Mortal combat again |3]
Marik: *falls flat on face, but quickly leaps up again* For the love of Ra, Bakura! D8< *launches self into the mortal combat in an attempt to pry the two apart and/or attack Ai*
Ai: *Hums and saunters out of the fight dustball and sits down to watch, bleeding from several places* Oh how fun~ *Redoes her hair*
Bakura: >8F *Bites without realizing/caring who he's biting* >C
Marik: *is bitten and screeches, clawing back* D8< *hasn't noticed that Ai left*
Ai: Stupid boys, Stupid boys~ *Hums and saunters away*
Bakura: *Yelps as his eye is practically clawed out* THAT HURT YOU CRAZY b***h! *Attempts to crawl away* >.<
Marik: *jumps a bit in surprise when 'Kura yells and finally realizes Ai left and freezes* Oh.. s**t... D8;;;; *coughs and races towards 'Kura, forgetting about the blood on his paw and elsewhere* You okay!?
Bakura:....So it was YOU X nO *Holds a paw over his eye*...Well I can forgive you. I'll beat her up doubly next time...*Snarls*
Marik: *sighs and sits next too* No, you won't... D|;*wraps tail around* Are you alright...? I-I thought you were Ai... *looks around for any sort of thing that could substitute as a bandage*
Bakura: *Grumbles and looks at him*...Did I hurt you? *touches a bloody spot on his cheek gently*
Marik: *blushes a bit and shakes head* N-Nah... Not much. I'll be fine... I'm worried about your eye, though. *frowns* If it gets infected... *pauses for a bit, watching* ... *sighs, takes off shirt, and hands to* Use this to hold back the bleeding until we can find Song, or someone... > /////^/////>
Bakura: *Eyetwitches...with the bad eye* RADAMNMOTHERF-...*Blinks* No, No, I'll be fine. But the next time you jump into one of my fights like that I won't be as concerned about what i may do to you. And I would rather you worry about yourself right now >///^///> Please.
Marik: *snorts* Had I not, jumped in, you'd probably be worse off than you were last time. Or dead. *frowns* ....And Bakura, I'm fine. = //^//= You bit me, and I have a few... scratches.*offers the shirt again* I almost tore your eye out. Please?
Bakura: *Huffs* I can beat her. If I wouldn't be interrupted every time. *Shuns the offered shirt* I'm FINE, Marik. *Looks at his paw*...I've bled a lot more before.
Marik: *scowls at, lowering the shirt* It's not the interruptions, Tombrobber. The last few times she's just walked away and left you fighting with yourself or me. *scoffs* Frankly, I find the chances of you beating her about the same chance of my eyes becoming red. =x= *curls tail around self*
Bakura: Only because i've been breaking her bones inside without leaving very many external marks. *Licks at a wound on his foreleg* Now do you have any more degrading remarks to say to me? I daresay you've succeeded in actually hurting my feelings. I would have thought you'd have more faith in me than that...
Marik: ... *siiigghhss* No, no more.... I'm sorry, I just... It worries me. I hate watching you run off and attack her, and come back looking like a pulp and in pain. ...I especially hate that I almost clawed your eye out, and you refuse to let me help you.... *pauses and chuckles a bit, weakly* That sounded incredibly cheesy, didn't it?
Bakura:...*Laughs and nudges him* Well...Your concern is all i need. I'm a big boy, Marik. I can take care of myself. *Rubs his head against his shoulder gently* If anything, I should take care of you.
Marik: I know... Still. *flicks an ear, leaning against lightly* And take care of me? Pfft! *grins a bit* I'm not the one who's an over-protecitve danger magnet. *nuzzles gently*
Bakura: *Stays a bit quiet and wraps his arms around him* Mmmm-Hmm...And for good reason too...What if all this 'danger' following me around is aiming for you...hm?
Marik: Well then, to quote you, 'I can kick my own share of asses KTHX'. *grins playfully and paws at ligthly*
Bakura:...*Tightens his hold, looking rather serious* But the difference between you and me...is that I am pretty much immortal. *Nips at his paws* And I really don't think I'd like to lose you this soon.
Marik: ....Hm. Good point, I suppose. I skipped over the immortal bit. *pauses for a few minutes, then snerks* So, in a way, you're my Guardian demon?
Bakura:...*Grins and nuzzlenips at his neck* In a way...in a way...Now, what do you say we get some dinner?
Marik: *grins* Sounds like a good idea to me... I don't think I've eaten anything all day.
Bakura: Hmmm.... *ponders* Well, what are you feeling like?
Marik: *shrugs* I'm up for about anything... You?
Bakura: ...Italian. *nods* I've had a craving for some pasta... Or pizza.
Marik: Sounds good~ Hm... Pizza or pasta?
Bakura: o ^o; I don't care, really. Which would you rather have? I'm thinking fettuccine Alfredo or something...
Marik: Hm. I think I'll stick with pizza. o ^o Cheese...?
Bakura: .....Well go find some. *nudges*
Marik: Will do~ =w= *wanders off*
Bakura: .... *sits to wait* |3
Marik: *returns with food* Your dinner is served~? *sets down*
Bakura: ...o.o Why thank you... *stares* O.O iseeshimpinthisalfredo.
Marik: *sits* Is there something wrong with that? o ^o
Bakura: ;w; It's... It's... *lifts up a forkful* It's BEAUTIFUL!
Marik: *snerks and rolls eyes* Good to know I got that right. *nibbles on pizza*

11-23-24
'The One Where The Dream Isn't a Dream'

Marik: *sitting and staring off into space* .... o ^o
Bakura: *Off brooding darkly in a corner* > ^>
Marik: *spots Bakura and gets up* Hey, Kitty! 83 *wavewaves and scampers over too*
Bakura: *Give him a rather cold glare and stuffs himself deeper into the corner* stare
Marik: ... *blinks* Jeez, what's your problem? > ^> *pokes*
Bakura: *Snaps at the poke and snarls* What the hell do you want...?
Marik: *doesn't move at the snap and sits down behind* To know what your problem is. = ^= *poke*
Bakura: *Snorts and tries to go even FURTHER into the corner* Go away, Marik. = ^=
Marik: Sadly, you can not squeeze yourself into the emo corner any more that you are now. = ^= *pokepoke* Why, Fluffy~?
Bakura:...*Grumbles and pins hie ears back, twitching his tail* Stop asking...
Marik: *grins* But... Why~? *pokepokepoke*
Bakura: *Growls and whips around to pounce on Marik* Because, SHUT UP, Before rip your throat out, you annoying tombkeeper!
Marik: *pounced and knocked over rather roughly* >^o;;;;; Tch. I wouldn't put it past you... *blinks and flicks ears back* But, seriously, what's your problem? I was just going to tell you about a weird dream I had...
Bakura: If you want to tell me about a dream, then hurry the ******** up. I'm not in the mood, and a bad night makes it worse. *Growls and sits down...on him*
Marik: Jeez. Something really bit you in the rear, didn't it? *smirks to self, looking up at boredly* Anyway... You were in it. *blinks up at* You were asking me if I liked you or I liked you, which makes no sense, but after I said I was confused, you got all red, tried to stutter something out, and fainted. I freaked out and tried to wake you up, and.... You did... And then... *furrows brows, frowning* Damn. I can't remember.
Bakura: *Blinks and falters, scooting away and off of him, looking down at his paws*...Seems rather odd that we would have the exact same dream on the exact same night...*Looks back up at him*...Doesn't it...?
Marik: *watches, not getting up* .....You... Had the same dream...? *pauses for a few minutes, and half-mutters to self* Yes... Yes it does. *blinks, scrambling to remember the rest of the dream*
Bakura: *Watches him, also trying to remember the rest*...What else do you remember...? *Goes to stand over him, debating whether to sit or lay*
Marik: Uhm... Let's see... *frowns again, flicking an ear* We talked about something... I remember blushing a lot... Huh. *makes a bit of a face at that before continuing to frown* ....Then I snapped at you, you said something... *shakes head with a sigh* It's really hazy...
Bakura: *Decides to lay on top of him, playing with the chains on his shirt* Oh well. What starts as a dream only stays a dream, after all. *Grins*
Marik: *siiigghhs, watching* I suppose. It felt really realistic, though... Maybe it was a hallucination... From blood loss... *frowns off into space, trying to work out what it was and what everyone said*
Bakura: Perhaps...But the part of my dream where i bit you....*Pokes 'that' spot on his neck* Seems to have been real. *Nips at 'that' spot gently*
Marik: *winces slightly, blinking in surprise* So that's why my neck hurts... Maybe... It wasn't a dream... *stares off into space again, frowning in thought* You said something about a promise...? After I had snapped at you.... *mumbles*
Bakura:...*Frowns and wiggles up closer* Promise...? What about one...? *Tugs at his shirt repeatedly*
Marik: Something like..."No, I mean it, I promise!" Only a lot louder...Hm...*Watches, grinning a bit*
Bakura: Hmmm...*Ponders and starts scraping at his neck* Anything else...?
Marik: I'm trying to think...I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue...*Flicks his tail, wincing occasionally at the scraping*
Bakura: *Smirks and leans up to kiss him* Well hurry it up...I'm getting bored...
Marik: *Sighs, smirking back at and blushing lightly* Ah, you're quite the little bundle, aren't you? |///3 Moody, impatient little Tombrob...ber...*Blinks, suddenly blushing even more*
Bakura: You know i-...*Pauses*...Something click there, /Tombkeeper/...?
Marik: *Blinks again* Yes, actually...I...Think I said I love you...o////////o
Bakura: o///////o ...O-oh really now...? *Thinking the same thing*
Marik: Y-yeah....*Nods slowly* And then you asked if i was serious..I said yes...o////////////////o
Bakura:...*Tilts his head* And this...is a dream...we both ahppened...to share...?
Marik: I...I guess so...*Blinks and looks over to, still red* What if...?
Bakura: *Goes completely red*...What if...?
Marik: What if...I-It wasn't a dream...? *Has also gone completely red*
Bakura: O////////////O *stares*...
Marik: *Stares back at for a bit, before looking away with a cough* N-nah...It was...probably just a...A coincidence....>////////>;;
Bakura:...*Tilts his head* What if it wasn't? Hm?
Marik: *Pauses* I...Don't...Know...*Pauses again for quite a bit longer*...Do you...?
Bakura:...*Smirks and nibbles under his chin* Maybe, maybe not...
Marik: *Pouts and bats at* Such a tease...But...really...*Stares, becoming red again* Do you...love me?
Bakura:......*Looks away a bit* Uhm...Well...
Marik: *Blinks at, watching quietly* It's...Fine if you don't...Just, you know...Wondering...for the...Thing...
Bakura: *Rolls his eyes and tugs at his shirt again* Complete sentences, please...
Marik: *Coughs* For the, ah, dream? To see if it was only that....
Bakura: You really should learn to make more sense. *Taps his nose*
Marik: *Sighs* Nevermind then, I guess...*Taps his nose back, grinning slightly*
Bakura:...I do l...l...you, justsoyouknow. >////> *Cough*
Marik:....*Pauses for a moment, tapping his nose again* Well then, maybe it wasn't a dream...
Bakura:....I Don't think it was. *Pecks his nose*
Marik: *Pecks back* Nah...*Grins*
Bakura:...>//////> Mmmm-Kay...*Coughs*...
Marik: ...So now that that's solved, what now, Tombrobber? *Grins*
Bakura: ....*Shrug* I don't see anything that's been solved.
Marik: Oh....right...*Blinks* No idea how that slipped my mind...I...Love you too...o////////o
Bakura: *Grins and wiggles* Aaaannnnnnnd? Anything else while you're at it? |3
Marik: *blinkblink* Er...I don't think so? o wo; Am I forgetting something...?
Bakura: I don't know. *Shrugs* Just wondering. Never know what you might be hiding. *Nips*
Marik: Hm...True...*Bats at, grinning* Anything else you'd like to say...?
Bakura: Hm...*Ponders, wiggling and grinning mischeviously* Do you think I do...?
Marik: *Snorts* Knowing you?...Probably. *Grins*
Bakura: ...*Smirks and sits up* No, I don't think so. Got you to say that, and blush, so i'm satisfied. |3~
Marik: *Chuckles* A double win for you then in one day, hm?
Bakura: Of course. *Flashes a fanged grin* In case you haven't noticed, Tombkeeper, I -ALWAYS- win. *Smug look*
Marik: *Rolls his eyes, grinning* Of course, of course, oh mighty tombrobber...*Snerks*
Bakura: Yes of course. Notice -I- haven't said anything. *Smirksmirksmirk*
Marik: *Siiiiighs and grins up at* Aside from teasing me yet again?...Hm...Should I try and guess, Kitty?
Bakura: *Smirks and flops back on top of him* You like it. And yes, you should guess.
Marik: Maybe. *Grins at* Hmmm...Secret affair with Ai? *Snerks*
Bakura: Tch...*Gets a rather evil glint in his eye* It really isn't that secret.
Marik: Hmmm.... What else then, what else... |3~ You'd.... like to wear the dress at the wedding? *smirks up at*
Bakura: *Ponders* Hmmm...Oh I don't know...*nips at his neck roughly* I think you'd look a bit prettier in one...
Marik: Just going off of what I heard from your dream.. *smirks again* So? Did I get it right~?
Bakura: Maybe...maybe not. I'll be damned if I tell you yes or no. *Bites at*
Marik: *snorts* Good poi--Ow. D|; You and your fangs... *grins a bit and reaches up to snap at ear back*
Bakura: *Grins wickedly and bites again, lingering to n** lightly at that spot repeatedly* You like it~
Marik: *winces slightly at the bite, but continues to smirk up at* Maybe I do~ |///3 *nips back at his neck*
Bakura: 'Maybe'? *Chuckles* From that cute as hell blush i can tell you -do- like it. *Growls lowly at being nipped and returns it with a soft kiss* -Really-.
Marik: It grows on you. *grins and pecks back*
Bakura: *Smiles softly and nuzzles into his chest with a sigh* Are we sure this isn't a dream?

11-25
(Pleas enot that the following RP was done ENTIRELY by text messaging...>w>)

Bakura: *Smirks and starts dragging his claw down, slowly* Really? Want to…/test/ that theory…?
Marik: *Shudders, eyes narrowing* You…Wouldn’t…*Eyetwitch*
Bakura: *Grins* Is that your final answer, Tombkeeper…? Do you want to take that gamble…? *Digs his claw deeper*
Marik?: *Winces again and growls quietly*…*Slowly inches hand towards the Rod*
Bakura: *Chuckles and grabs his hand with his free one* Uh-uh-uhhhhh…I –asked you- If it was your final answer…*Licks up the blood coming from the wound*
Melvin: *Pauses for a bit and chuckles darkly* I’m afraid your princess is in another castle, Whorebiscuit. *Smirks and scratches at his leg with his free hand*
Bakura: *blinks for a second before baring his fangs in a grin* Well, well..Growing a spine I see…
Melvin: *Shrugs boredly, continuing to scratch a bit deeper each time* I don’t appreciate your attempt to skin my host, Tombrobber.
Bakura: *Grins wider* And you really think I care…? Honestly the two of you are so stupid…*Growls and bites again*
Melvin: *arches a brow and starts to inch hand towards Rod again* And you really think that hurts? Really, Whorebiscuit. *Flicks tail*
Bakura: *Snorts and grabs his arm again* I said don’t even /think/ about it, you malevolent, murderous manic…*Sneaks his tongue out to lick his cheek*
Melvin: Tch. *Snaps at his tongue, smirking lightly*
Bakura: *Grins back* What? No trying to strangle me? I expected more than a snap. *Licks again, teasing*
Melvin: Hmph. *Glares* Perhaps if you weren’t hugging me like some sort of stuffed animal…
Bakura: Whaaaat? *Nuzzles into his neck and whispers in his ear* Don’t like it?
Melvin: Hm…*Pets his hair with his free hand, smirking at* I have been wanting a pet…
Bakura: *Snarls and snaps at the petting* /Pet/? Don’t make me laugh…*Yanks on one of the earrings rather hard* Don’t. Make. Me. Laugh.
Melvin: *Doesn’t move and continues to pet, still smirking* It wasn’t a joke, Whorebiscuit~
Bakura: *Snarls and bites at the offending hand* Stop. Now.
Melvin: *Is bitten and frowns* Hm…Well, look who got snappy. *Grabs his hair*
Bakura: *Snarls and bites down harder* AH SED STUFF EET. *Jerks his head both to yank away and potentially cause more damage*
Melvin: *Cackles, yanked along* Perhaps I should take up that collar my host was thinking of getting for you…*Smirks and yanks on his hair before letting go*
Bakura: o///o C-c-collar…? What collar? Who’s getting a collar? What? *Suddenly all flustered*
Melvin: *cackles* For his ‘Wittle wuv Kitty’. *Flicks his tail, watching*
Bakura:…*Eyetwitch* What…did you…*Reaches out to scratch him on the face* SHUT THE HELL UP.
Melvin: *Scratched and jumps back a bit, holding a paw over his eye* Ra-damned tombrobber…*Growls, flicking his ears back*
Bakura: *Sneers and leans forward* Devil got ya…*Pokes…jabs at the paw covering the eye* Want me to kiss your boo-boo bettur~?
Melvin: *Snarls and bites at the paw*
Bakura: *YELPS and smacks his other hand* I thought I said NO.
Melvin: *smirks and shakes the paw back and forth before dropping it* Like I’d take orders from you.
Bakura: *Yelps again and watches his paw drop lifelessly*…Yes. You broke it. Wonderful. a**. *Swipes at again*
Melvin: *Is hit again and snarls* …Tch…*Flicks tail*
Bakura: ISAID NO. So get it through that overly spiky porcupine head of yours already, moron. *Grabs for his hair, growling*
Melvin: *is grabbed and stares at boredly, a brow arched* Is that your worst insult? About my hairstyle? *Snerks*
Bakura: Oh of course not. *Bats his eyes* I just don’t think I should overly insult a pretty little pony princess like you~ *Grins and runs a claw down his cheek*
Melvin: *Snarls, snapping at his neck*
Bakura: *Hisses, grinning* Touched a nerve there, pretty pink pony princess..? *Puts on a pout* I’m Sowwie. *Kisses his cheek*
Melvin: *Keeps snarling and bites at his…face?*
Bakura: *Yanks back with a yip, crossing his eyes to look at his bloodied nose* Really. You had to go and do that, pretty princess.
Melvin: *Smirks* mm-hmm…
Bakura:…*Stills looking cross-eyed, sneezes a spurt of blood out of his nose* Any other part of my body you feel like breaking, pretty pink pony princess of fairyland?
Melvin: *Blinks, wrinkling his nose at being sneezed on*…Hm.*Squints at* I have been eying that leg of yours, wittle bitty kitty-pitty.
Bakura: *Raises a brow* And you haven’t taken advantage of my attention being elsewhere? Third-rate idiot…*Lurches forward and snaps his jaws at his arm*
Melvin: *Flings arm away and near the Rod, attempting to grab* I’m sorry I can’t bite through your leg?
Bakura: I said NO! *Snaps at again repeatedly*
Melvin: *Snatches he Rod and raises over threateningly, snarling*
Bakura: *Pauses mid-snap*…You wouldn’t dare…
Melvin: *Grins toothily and cackles* Would you like to…/Test/ that, Whorebiscuit?
Bakura: *Smiles rather gently* Yes…Yes I would. Because I know you won’t…*Leans closer to* And if you do, then I am completely wrong about you…*grins*
Melvin: *Smirks and attempts to whack in the head with the Rod*
Bakura: *Grabs onto the Rod and aims a clawed slap to the other eye* Uh-uh-uh~ What did I say?
Melvin: *SCREECHES and attempts to grab the Rod back, snarling*
Bakura: *Smirks and yanks back* Something wrong, you deranged excuse for a being? Or should I attempt to gouge out both your eyes?
Melvin: Snarls and tackles, claws out and grabbing at the Rod*
Bakura: *Hisses in obvious pain but keeps a firm grip on the Rod* I’ll be damned If I let you have your way, psycho! *Starts clawing at with his back feet*
Melvin: *Yips and claws back at chest, snapping at the hand holding the Rod* I’ll take your damn hand off!
Bakura: DO IT. DO IT RIGHT NOW. *Snarls, eyes getting a red tint to them* TAKE IT OFF. RIP MY ARM OFF. TEAR MY HEART OUT. DO IT NOW! *Keeps his grip as tight as he can*
Melvin: *Snarls and bites at his wrist, clamping down*
Bakura: *Clenches his teeth, nearly biting his tongue as he feels, and hears, the bones shatter* Do it…Bite harder, dammit…I can’t even feel the pain…I feel NOTHING.
Melvin: *Cackles through the wrist and bites harder* Ra-damned Tomb…rob…ber…*Suddenly collapses, out cold*
Bakura: *Bites his lip and finally whimpers* Radamnsonofabitch…*Lays down and looks at his crushed to all hell leg*….Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…
Marik: *Fast asleep* =w=~
Bakura:…*Snarls and aims a kick at him, yelping as he sprains his ankle* Wake the hell up!
Marik: *Yelps in surprise and looks around quickly* What’sgoingonandwhydoifeellikshit? *Whines and curls tail around himself*
Bakura:…*Grins* Crazy a** b***h…
Marik: *Blinks in confusion* Wha’ happened…? *Groans and closes his eyes* Did I win or something…?
Bakura: Win? You didn’t wi- *Yelps and winces* ********, you ******** won. Happy now, a**?
Marik:…*Siiighs and curls around self* Sure. What’s your problem…? > ^>
Bakura: *Snarls and attempts to stand up, only to screech in pain as he puts weight on his messed-up leg* You almost killed me…*growls at*
Marik: *Shrink back, scooting away a bit* I-I did? I can’t…Remember anything…*Flicks ears back*
Bakura: *Narrows his eyes*
Marik: ….I-I’m sorry for whatever I did? *Attempts to crawl back towards, yelping occasionally*
Bakura:…*sighs and lays his head down* I’m more sorry…I lost myself…I hurt you…
Marik: Apparently I lost myself as well…*Frowns and bites lip* It looks like a hurt you too…*Noses at his hand gently* So I’m even more sorry.
Bakura: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEECHES* DON’TTOUCHMEYOUBLOODYIDIOT! *Swipes at…and pops his fairly still good wrist* Fffffffff…
Marik: *SCREEEEEEECHES and leaps away from, yelping* Ra damn it, Bakura…! *Whines and attempts to lick swiped places*
Bakura: Ra damn yourself, you weak-spirited moron. You are DAMN lucky I fought to keep my head…*Bites his own wrist and forces himself to stand*…Nngh…
Marik: *Snarls from spot, eyes still closed* …Not my fault you were trying to skin me alive…*Mutters under breath darkly*
Bakura: *Bared his teeth, more from pain than anger* I…was teasing…a**…You don’t see me breaking /your/ bones, do you?
Marik: Yes, because threatening to cut someone and then proceeding to do so is just teasing. Silly me. *Snorts and winces in pain* I…Told you…I can’t remember anything…
Bakura: Oh shut the hell up. *attempts to take a step and gets a sickening crunch as a reward* ….I swear, if I wasn’t such a fool for you, you would be dead…
Marik: *Grumbles, slowly attempting to crawl over to again, wincing and yelping* Quit…trying to move, idiot…You’re only going to hurt yourself more. *Huffs*
Bakura: ….*********? *tries to shift his weight to his less-injured leg but gets another crunch*……….
Marik: *Siiighs* Perhaps because I love you, and because you should stop injuring yourself? = ^=
Bakura: *Snorts* Probably only because you feel sorry for me…*Winces and takes another step* Now, kindly run off to your psychotic girlfriend or…
Marik: *Scoffs and curls tail around him* Or? And I can’t exactly run. You kinda chewed a hole through my hand.
Bakura: *Snorts a laugh* Marik, if the evil overlord of darkness were to appear to kill us, you would at least be able to move. Look at me. I feel like…
Marik: *Nuzzles his side gently* Well, let’s hope he doesn’t pop around anytime soon…And do you really think I’d run away? Tch.
Bakura: *Freezes up and tears up*…R-ribs…
Marik: Ah! Sorry, sorry…*Flicks an ear* So where all do you think you’re hurt…? We’re definitely going to have to see Song…
Bakura: Screw that. *Starts walking off, painfully* I’m doing this on my own…*Winces* Even though both my arms, a few ribs and my ego are shattered to bits…
Marik: *Sighs and gets up* Ra damn it Bakura, just sit for a few seconds! *Limps after, growling under breath* And do /what/?
Bakura: *Bristles* I still have my pride. *Flick his tail and keeps walking* And I’ll be damned if I lose it by asking anyone for help.
Marik: Tch. Stubborn tombrobber…*Grumbles and slinks up next to* Fine then, break your arms worse.
Bakura: Well why don’t you do it /for/ me? *Grumbles* With any luck I’ll kill myself in the next few hours so shut up.
Marik: *Growls under breath and limps ahead of, cutting him off* Look. *Looks at* Is there anything I can do to keep you from going on your suicidal rampage?
Bakura: *Loses his balance and falls on his bum* Graaah…*Glares at* Well what do you think, Idiot?
Marik: I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking. *Scoffs and rubs his eyes* No saying to kill you either.
Bakura: *Sighs, still glaring* It really gets creepy when you read my mind…
Marik: *Grins slighty* I know you too well…But…*Flicks tail* Is there anything?
Bakura: …*Looks away, blushing*…Maybe…
Marik: *Tilts head* Hm?
Bakura: …Maybe…*Falls on his side from trying too hard to look away*…ow.
Marik: *Chuckles and scoots over to* Need help getting up?
Bakura:…>///<…Yes…
Marik: *Grins and ever-so-carefully picks him up*
Bakura: Nngh…Ow…*Groans and squeezes his eyes shut* I hate you so much…
Marik: Love you too. *Grinks and pecks cheek* So. What can I do to keep you from going suicidal?
Bakura: I said I /hate/ you. Not that I L…l...l…thatotherword you…>///>
Marik: Oh. Suppose I heard you wrong. Oh well. *Grins* Want me to set you down?
Bakura: NO!...Er…well…If…If i bother you then…yes…
Marik: *chuckles* Nah. You aren’t.
Bakura: *sighs* alright…alright…you know what? I’m beat…*Goes limp* I’m…just…broke…
Marik: At the moment, maybe. *Nuzzles his neck* Just because something’s broken doesn’t mean you throw it out…
Bakura: …*Lets out a light chuckle of amusement* You’d be surprised how wrong you are most of the time…
Marik: *Shrugs* For most things, maybe. But not with you. *Pokes his nose* We’ve gone through worse.
Bakura:…Marik. *Pulls away a little* Look at me. I can barely stand, let alone help you with anything. I don’t see how you would want to keep me around.
Marik: *Shrugs, pulling closer to* A small bump in the road.
Bakura: *Fights to keep his eyes open*…Heh…you know…one of us should have realized that I’ve been bleeding this whole time…
Marik: Hm…you’d think. *frowns* So am I. *Carefully sits down and pets his hair*
Bakura: Ah, but unlike you, my legs are ripped open…*Sighs and nuzzles his chest*…Are…your eyes…okay…? *Looks up, worried*
Marik: True…*Sighs, playing with his hair* My eyes…*Rubs one* I’m sure they’ll be fine. *Smiles* Everything’s a bit blurry, but…
Bakura:…*Closes his eyes and shakes a little* I’m sorry…I’m so sorry…
Marik: Hey…*rubs his back gently* It’s fine, It’s fine…If anything, I should be sorry…for losing control…
Bakura: *Shakes his head* N-no…*Buries his head in his chest* I’m supposed to…protect you, damnit…not…*Starts sobbing lightly*
Marik: Sssh…It’s alright…*Massages his back gently* It’s fine…I’m still alive, aren’t i?
Bakura: *Shivers and sobs harder* I hurt…you…
Marik: And I hurt you. *Continues to massage* an eye for an eye…*Chuckles weakly*
Bakura: YOU DIDN’T. *Grabs onto his shirt* I get what I deserve! You don’t…deserve…I don’t deserve…someone…
Marik: Hey…hey…*Nuzzles the back of his neck, massaging a bit harder* You do deserve someone…
Bakura: *Shakes his head* I don’t deserve you…I don’t…I…*Lets out a purr* =///w///= That feels good…
Marik: *Chuckles, continuing way down* Good, good…just relax…
Bakura: =///w///=~<3 *Makes an odd little…happy sound*
Marik: *Chuckles at the noise and works his way back up slowly*
Bakura: Murrrr…If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re made of magic…
Marik: That good, hm~? *Chuckles, working back down again*
Bakura: Well, considering that the rest of my body feels as if I’ve been run over by a steamroller…Yes. *Smirks*
Marik: Seems like you’re back to normal, too. *Nips at the back of his neck, moving back up* Maybe I am magic~
Bakura: *Shudders and purrs* Mmmm-hmm…You and your…magical magics…
Marik: Almost like I have you in a trance…*Nips again, working back down*
Bakura: …-Almost-. But not quite. *Chuckles and gets that evil glint in his eye* Though I know other ways to…*Loses it*…Wait…no…pain…
Marik: *chuckles, not noticing the glint* I’ll have to sharpen my skills, then…What other ways do you think…?*Works back up*
Bakura:…Well…remember those ideas I had that one time? *Rolls onto his back…painfully*…If you can remember, that is.
Marik: *Snorts* Playing ‘army’? *pets his hair or a bit before continuing the massage*
Bakura: Hmmmmmmmmmm…Well that’s a good idea, actually. Wouldn’t require much on my part…*grins and tries to move his wrist, only to hiss in pain*…Still painful.
Marik: *Rolls his eyes and works his way down* Sadly, I don’t think my massages are so magic as to heal bones.
Bakura: *Smiles and brushes his hands away to hug him gently, despite the pain from his ribs* I feel better anyways…
Marik: *Smiles and hugs back gently* So do i…
Bakura: *Nuzzles gently* I mean…I always feel better…
Marik: *Pets his hair* Maybe I did get you in a trance. *Chuckles*
Bakura: *Chuckles as well and kisses his neck* Since the day I met you, you troublesome moron.
Marik: *Grins, blushing slightly* Right back at you.
Bakura:…*Blinks, remembering something and leans back to look at him*…Now what’s this about a collar? >///>;
Marik:…Eheh. 8///D;; Just, uh, to…Drag you around when you’re going beserk…? *Cough* Whotoldyou?
Bakura: *Raises a brow, smirking* Really…? I heard a bit differently…*Leans forward* You sure that’s all~? *Ignores the ‘whotoldyou’ part*
Marik: E-er…What were you told? o///////o;
Bakura: *Attempt to look at his claws, but fails due to too much pain and just grins* Oh, something about a ‘love kitty’ or something of the sort…*Smirks*
Marik:…Wellthisisembarrassing. >////////> *Coughtailflickbrightred*
Bakura: *Narrows his eyes, continuing to smirk* Well…?
Marik: *Blinkblink* ehm…I…suppose? >///////> Whotoldyou.
Bakura: a certain psychotic maniac that tried to kill me. *Gets a dead-serious look on his face* I better get it. *Fights back a grin*
Marik: *Blinks* that would make sense… …*Coughs* Ah…right. I’ll…pick one up…next time I’m out. o///////o
Bakura: *Smirks again and curls around* Good…and buy a matching leash while you’re at it. *Nips his ear gently before squeaking in pain* >.o;;;
Marik: ‘Kay...o/////////////////o Uhm…Color preference? And are you okay? *Pecks back*
Bakura: I’m fine. Just…pain catching up…*Lets out a breath and leans on him heavily to try nad force him to the ground* No…real preference…
Marik: Tsk. Poor you…*slowly falls over* A-alright…No complaining then when I get you pink. *Grins, still rather red*
Bakura: *Curls up next to him* I’ll be happy with whatever color…It’ll be from you, after all, and I’ll L…l…like it either way. *Noses his cheek* =///w///=
Marik: *Smiles and pecks his cheek, blushing deeper* Alright…I’ll keep that in mind.
Bakura: *Lets out a contented sigh, then frowns a bit* If I ever hurt you again…I’ll kill myself.
Marik:…And If you ever try to kill yourself…*Reaches over to touch noses with* I’ll be there to calm you down…

11/27

Bakura: >83 JUMPTHEROCK! *LEAPS to jump over but smacks into it instead* x.e;
Marik: Wha-- *also smacks into* x ^x
Bakura: Bad... idea.... x.x
Marik: ....Yes. x_x You alright....?
Bakura: *whimpers and lays there* I think I broke something else...
Marik: *sighs and crawls over to* That's possible....
Bakura: *whimper* ><
Marik: *noses gently* Can you get up..?
Bakura: ...Probably could... Though it'll hurt like a b***h...
Marik: Then stay down. *sighs and curls around*
Bakura: But I'm going to worry you... *starts struggling to stand*
Marik: *tugs gently on the leash* Are not....
Bakura: *loses his balance and falls back down with a yelp* Agh... Rib number four...
Marik: *whines and noses* I told you. You alright?
Bakura: I'm fine. I'm fine. *leans up to nose gently*
Marik: *lays down next to* You are my bad luck Kitty... *chuckles and nuzzles gently*
Bakura: =////= And yet, you're still around. You're rather dense...
Marik: *snorts* Who else would I have asked to help me find the cards? Duke? *makes a face and pecks on the nose*I'm not going to leave you just because you're a bit unlucky, anyway.
Bakura: *smirks* I'm pretty sure Ai would be thrilled to help you... *flicks an ear*
Marik: Pfft. You had better not be serious. *paws at* Then again, you could always partner up with Aito when I'm gone... *smirks back*
Bakura: I could. *said with all seriousness*
Marik: ... *makes a face and studies torn-up paw* Yeah, and get yourself killed...
Bakura: It's a chance I can take. *grins* His body looks more amazing than yours. *liiiaarrr*
Marik: *snorts* In the partnerships for the looks, hm...? *bares teeth, not looking up from paw* I swear, if I ever see that Ra-damned Egyptian ever again...
Bakura: *narrows his eyes* ...I'm only in this to get what I want. Which is your Rod. Nothing more, nothing less.
Marik: Yeah, yeah, I kno-.... *pauses and looks back up at, glaring and bright red* Very funny, tombrobber. >///////////////////>
Bakura: ....*blinkblink* I wasn't being funny.
Marik: ... *blinkpoke* Amazing. Your mind /can/ get out of the gutter every once in awhile. *sighs*
Bakura: Wha- .....o////////////o ....Oh....
Marik: I swear, you must've been blond before your hair turned white. =///////=
Bakura:=////= As a matter of fact, my hair has ALWAYS been white. I just wasn't having daydreams about raping you at the mom-...o//////////////o IDIDN'TSAYTHAT!
Marik: o///////////////////////////////o ......... *speechless*
Bakura: .............. *cough* .........Uhm......... *stands up as quickly as he can* Whaddayasaywegofinddessert? 8//////D;;;
Marik: ............. *blink* ......I think my brain just broke, but okay. o//////////o *nods and slowly gets up*
Bakura: ....I-I-I didn't mean it, I hope you know... 'Kay...? *doesn't move*
Marik: Riiiiggghhhhttt.... *blinkblinkstare*
Bakura: Really. Matter of fact, the moment I get that Rod... *narrows his eyes and starts walking off, painfully* ...I'm gone.
Marik: *glares after* Same with me, then. *gets up and slowly limps after*
Bakura: *flicks his tail* Better than you hanging around.
Marik: *scoffs* More like /you're/ hanging around /me/. *flicks an ear* You don't have to cling to me while you go find the cards.
Bakura: *bristles* I do not cli- *tripts over the still-attached leash* ....asdfghjytr....
Marik: ... *sighs and stops* You alright? *leans down close to his face and unhooks the leash*
Bakura: =///= No. No, I'm not okay. I keep having suicidal thoughts in order to spare you from spending any more time around me.
Marik: *frowns and nuzzles his cheek* Why would I not want to spend time with you...?
Bakura: ...Because... You'll get hurt... *looks away, blushing furiously*
Marik: *chuckles lightly and noses the back of his ear* I could say the same... I'll be fine.
Bakura: *siiiigh* I... I don't know. Something's telling me to just. nngh... *facepaws*
Marik: Well, then tell whatever it is it to shut up. *bats at, grinning*
Bakura: *grins and leans up to kiss him* Alrighty. |3
Marik: *grins back, blushing* Good. *kisses back* |///3
Bakura: ...Ra I L.... >///> Hate you.
Marik: Love you too, Kitty. *grins* So, need help getting up?
Bakura: Erm... Yes please... *winces* If you can do it without touching my ribs...

['Kura's muse because emo and I got the computer back, so now for something completely different! <3]

*Pokes Kitty muse*
Bakura: ASDFGHJKL *RAWRCHOMP*
OWJEEZE WHAT THE HELL?!
Bakura: *Growls and goes to cry in a corner*
Marik: .... *brain is still somewhat broken* o //^//o
Bakura: *In his corner, thinking*
Marik: .... *notices 'Kura and trots over too* Hey~! Felling any better...?
Bakura:...*Looks up for a moment, then looks back away* ...I'm in extreme pain. Yes, i'm peachy.
Marik: *sighs, biting lip* I told you I was sorry... And can't we just see Song...? *prods gently*
Bakura: *YIPS at the prod* Augh...Fiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeee...=.=; *Grumbles and goes to start walking but falls down*...I have NEVER felt so helpless...
Marik: Thank you... *sighs as he falls down and scoots over to* Need some help up.....? Or do I need to carry you again?
Bakura: *Mumbles* How about...you just go and get her...?
Marik: *nods* Good idea. *stretches a bit and starts off* I'll be right back, don't get yourself killed while I'm gone~
Bakura: *Lays completely still*
Song: *Meditating in her tent* =^=
Marik: *arrives at the tent and peeks through* S-Song...? o ^o You in here....?
Song: *Falls off of her meditating rock* Oh fer th' love of..Oh. Hello Marik. *Grins* Here for dinner?
Marik: *grins* Sorry. *slinks in the rest of the way* No, sadly.... Ah, 'Kura got himself beat up again. o ^o; By me. *coughs, looking away a bit*
Song: *Eyes widen* Wh-what? Well where is he!? *Starts grabbing things off her shelves* How bad? Has he lost much blood?....*Narrows her eyes* Why did you look away...?
Marik: *shakes head quickly* N-No reason... *coughs again* I'm not sure how much. From what I can tell he has four broken rips, a shattered wrist, and a sliced open leg. *shudders slightly at the thought* So... Bad. Very bad. He's by a rock, not too far away. I-I had to leave him...
Song: *Starts putting the stuff she took down in a bag and slings it over her back* Well let's go you idiot!!
Bakura: *Snarling and snapping for a very obvious reason*
Ai: *Giggles, circling him, occasionally biting him and stabbing him* Can't fight baaack~ Can't fight baaaaccckkk~
Marik: *nods and races off, ears pinned back*
Song: *Follows at a slightly slower pace, trying not to spill anything*
Bakura: *Snarls and manages to sink his teeth into her back leg* If you're going to kill me, get it over with, b***h!
Ai: *Giggles again* Kill you~? Why should I, Kitty-cat~? *Takes his head in her paws and kisses him* Why would I kill you, you handsome specimen~?
Bakura: *SNARLBITE*
Ai: *Yips as her nose is laid open...narrows her eyes...and open her mouth*...IT'S A WORLD OF LAUGHTER, A WORLD OF TEARS, IT'S A WORLD OF HOPES AND A WOLRD OF FEARS, THERE'S SO MUCH THAT WE SHARE, THAT IT'S TIME WE'RE AWARE, IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER AAAALLLLLLLL~ *Continues*
Bakura: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS BLOODY MURDER* FOR THE LOVE OF RA JUST KILL ME!!!
Marik: *can hear the two and bristles, running faster before seeing the two* ......... *SNARLS and runs closer to Ai and attempting to leap up and pounce, claws out and teeth bared*
Ai: IIIITS A SMALL WORLD AAAFTER ALL, ITTT'S A SMA- *Pounced and starts snarling, biting wherever she could and scratching and slashing like mad*
Bakura: *Groans and goes limp, worse off than he was before*
Song: *Arrives*...Oh...dear...>> *Hides until the danger clears*
Marik: *is also biting, scratching, and clawing wherever available* How.. dare you.... *snarls and grabs for Rod, using that for a weapon as well*
Ai: *Cackles madly, now using her needles* Oh how FUN! Did I piss you off? I touched your little boytoy! I KISSED HIM. AND I'LL DO MORE! *Stabs, bites, claws and kicks as much as she can*
Song: *Peeks over the rock* o^o;;;
Marik: *roars and unsheathes Rod* You... Will... NOT.... *does the same, whacking, stabbing, biting, clawing, kicking and punching wherever possible*
Ai: *Laughs rather high-pitched, having a good time apparently* I'd like to see you stop me! YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD YOURSELF BACK FROM NEARLY KILLING HIM! I'll STEAL HIM! HE'LL BE MINE! *Cackles madly and starts fighting to clamp her jaws around his throat*
Marik: *snarls loudly and starts to fight just to keep her away from his throat*
Song:....Hmmm...*Reaches in her bag and takes out a bunch of herbs, tosses them onto a passing bird, then hides*
Ai: *Stops fighting and starts limping after the bird* >83
Marik: *snarls again and starts limping after as fast as he can, before tripping over himself and collapsing* ....Ra... Damn it... *growls at self and attempts to get up again*
Song: >.>; *Slinks out* Well no wonder the two of you get beaten up so bad...*Heads over to Marik since he's closer* Alright...Where's it JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! O.O *Stares at all the stabs*
Bakura: *Hasn't moved an inch*
Marik: *glares at, still growling* What? I'm fine. *actually probably only running on adrenaline and hasn't noticed that pain yet* Go see Bakura. He needs more help, a-and I've got to kill that... That... *snarls and stands up wobbily, starting to limp slowly in her direction*
Song: Well...If you...*Looks in Bakura's direction and gets a very grim expression*...You..go do that...*Walks over slowly*...Son of a b***h.
Ai: *Far away and up a tree, nomming on a bird and plundering a nest*
Marik: *nods and continues to limp towards the tree, growling under breath, until reaching the base of the tree* Frigging... How'd she get up there so fast...? *glares up the tree at her* YOU. Down here. Now.
Ai: *Looks down and spits some blood down on him, then giggles* How about you go worry about your dead boyfriend~? Not that it'll do any good~! *Cackles and climbs higher*
Song: *Hunched over Bakura, prodding him*...
Marik: *SNARLS and races up the tree as fast as he can, tearing after her* I.will.kill.you.DEAD.
Ai:...As you wish~ *Giggles then rockets down, letting gravity take control* I'LL BREAK YOU IN HALF, VERMIN!
Song: *Looks up and races towards* MARIK, STOP. NOW. GET OVER HERE. *Races back*
Marik: *jumps out of the way onto a nearby branch until she passes and tears after again, ignoring Song*
Ai: *SCREECHES and crashes into the ground, breaking a few bones in the process* Ow, son of a...*Looks up...blinks...and runs away as fast as she can, which isn't fast, considering she's broken a leg or two*
Song: *Currently preforming CPR on an unresponsive Bakura*
Marik: *slows down as she falls, stopping on the last few branches* Good... Riddance. *pants and climbs down the last few branches, slowly making his way back over to Song and Bakura*
Song: *Frowns* MARIK, GET YOUR TANNED EGYPTIAN a** OVER HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT. *Growls and starts up CPR again*
Bakura: *Completely unresponsive*
Marik: I'M COMING, I'M COMING! *mutters darkly and finally makes way over too* ..... *blinks, anger disappearing quickly* .....Ra, is he....? *bites lip, looking over at Song*
Song: *Breathes heavily, wiping her brow* Ugh...He's not responding to anything and not breathing. *Shoves him at, growling* Here, take over CPR while I start...*Goes over to her bag*
Marik: A-Ah... o //^//o ...'Kay.... *nods and sits down next to him, starting up the CPR*
Song: *Fumbling around* Ah...jeeze...Marik, hold the fort while i be right back...*Races back to her tent*
Bakura: *STILL unresponsive*
Marik: *looks up and nods, frowning* 'K-kay.... *looks back down at Bakura, sadly* I'm... Sorry... *starts up the CPR again*
Bakura: *Unresponsive...until he hacks up some blood and wheezes* x.x
Marik: B-Bakura! 8'3 You're a... alive! *give a wide grin, tail wagging*
Bakura: *Still hasn't opened his eyes and continues to wheeze and hack up large amounts of blood*
Marik: .....Not good. *whines and looks around for Song* ...Ra damn it...! >< *scoots closer to him and tugs gently on his shirt* Bakura... W-wake up....?
Bakura: *Now is just coughing without the blood, but is a bloody mess (Excuse the pun)* M...M...
Song: *walking back, trying to not spill a bowl of some kind of liquid* Alright...almost...GOOD he's awake. *Sets the bowl down and start adding things*
Marik: *is probably also a bloody mess, but still hasn't noticed it somehow* ...Better... *noses his cheek, tail flicking anxiously, and looks over at Song* Only took forever... *sighs* What're you making...?
Song: *Snarls at him* Well If YOU had come when i first told you, this would be done and over with by now! This whole damn thing's probably your fault somehow!(*Bangs a nail into something*) *Snorts and mixes the bright red concoction* THIS is for you to give to him, you worthless moron.
Bakura: *Gropes around and grabs onto a chain on Marik's shirt*
Marik: *snarls at, bristling* Well, if you had helped Bakura instead of just gawking at the fight, he'd probably be completely fine by now...! Or maybe you could've, y'know, helped? *pins ears back, resisting the urge to fight with and turns back to Bakura slowly* You're going to be okay... *sighs and lays next to, flicking tail*
Song: Unlike you two I am a WOMAN. I do not fight. *Points to the symbols on a few of her banners* Ah-hem. Now. *Slides the bowl over* Feed this to him.
Bakura: *Groans and attempts to sit up*
Marik: *rolls eyes and grabs the bowl* Thanks. *attempts to help him sit up and nudges him with the bowl gently* Song got you some medicine...
Song: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH* Marik, he won't be able to swallow on his own. *COUGHHINTCOUGH*
Bakura: *Lets out a soft groan and grabs more of Marik's shirt*
Marik: ....Oh. o ^o; What do I do, then....? *pets 'Kura's hair softly, bowl in lap*
Song: |3 Kinda like CPR...only you're putting -that- in his mouth instead of air...
Bakura: *Opens an eye at her comment and attempts to laugh, only to cough up more blood*
Marik: ...Oh. o ///^///o Well, whatever helps 'Kura, I guess... *gets a mouthful from the bowl and attempts the medicine-CPR*
Bakura:....*Flails a bit and manages to crack his other eye open* Mrrrffffh!
Song: |3~ *Whistles*
Marik: *keeps trying the CPR* o///o;
Bakura: *Rolls his eyes and...er...frenches him* = 3=
Song: *Coughs a laugh* I think you're good, Marik |D
Marik: *squeaks a bit in surprise, bright red* ....o///////////////////////o *...frenches back?*
Song:...= w= I said enough. *Tugs Marik back by the hair* You REALLY don't listen.
Bakura: HEY! *Sits straight up* I wasn't...e .e;;;;Erm. Yes. Enough Marik...*Cough*
Marik: Ow! D| *flails a bit, attempting to get her to let go* I thought you meant I was doing good...! ANDYOU. *turns to Bakura and pokes his chest* You started it... |/////<
Song: Yesyes, usually that means 'stop'. Now, you can either continue making out- *GAG* -Or i can help you too. *Lets him go*
Bakura: *Expressionless for a moment before cracking a grin and pecking him on the nose* You could have EASILY pulled away, Tombkeeper |3 You liked it. *Laughs and winces in a bit of pain* ugh...Crazy bitches all over the place...D|
Marik: .....Shaddup. > /////^/////> *bats at* And... Yeah.... *blinks and looks down at self* I'm... A bit of a mess... *looks up at Song* Help... Would be good, I think. o //^//o; *licks paw and attempts to wipe off the blood from his shirt/pants/arms/legs/etc*
Bakura: I was right! HAHAHAH- *Coughhackwheezechoke*
Song: Oh stuff it. *Smacks 'Kura on the head rather hard and turns to Marik, not noticing that she knocked him clean out* Now. Anything broken?
Marik: .... *blinkblinks at the knocked out Bakura before coughing and looking back over too* Uhm... I'm not all too sure... I think my paw and my arm, though those were from before the fight with Ai... o ^o A rib maybe, and my leg.... *blinks* I think it was mostly just wounds on the skin....
Song: Mm...*Starts slapping some of her ointment on the surface wounds* Not much I can do right now about the bones, sorry...
Ryou: *Shakes himself awake....and SCREECHES in pain* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY? ; A;
Marik: *yelps a bit at the ointment and bites lip* It's.. Fine... *siiigghhhss as Ryou wakes up and mutters under breath before looking over to* Ah... We were going to go get tea, and you fainted for some reason, and then we were attacked by some psycho. > ^>; Yes. Be glad you're still alive..

....Ffffffffwe'rewaybehind. D|;;;;


11/28

Ryou: q ^q *Lets out a whimper, shaking in pain* Wh-why would...*Whiiiinnneeee*
Marik: *screeches* You don't have to slap it...! *growls under breath and flicks tail* I don't know why... = ^= *sighs* I did chase her off, though, and with Song's help, you should be fine soon enough.
Ryou: q ^q *Whimpers and goes over to curl up next to Marik* I-it huuurrrrtttsss...
Song: *Rolls her eyes and starts rubbing gently* That better~? I have some stuff I got from a priestess that -could- help with bones..If you two want...?
Marik: *siiigghhs and pats his head* I know... Not much I can do... *turns to Song, smiling a bit* Much better. And... Yes, if you wouldn't mind.
Ryou: *Nuzzles into his side* q ^q You can fix me, Malik! You can do anything! Hippie-girl too!
Song: Alright...*Puts on the last bit before starting off* But it tastes nasty. *Walks to her tent*
Marik: *winces at the nuzzle and bites lip* Y-Yeah... Well, as soon as Song gets back... *pets his hair with a sigh* She'll.. Fix you. We just need the stuff to do so. *turns to Song and nods, making a a face*
Ryou: q ^q *Whimperwhiiiiiine* It REALLY hurts, Malik! Why was I attacked? I didn't do anything! Did i do something? Why are you all bloodied up too?! D8 Whhhhyyyyyyy....!?
Marik: *chuckles lightly and continues to pet* Er, to answer all of those in order... Yes, I know it hurts; I... Don't know why you were attacked; You didn't do anything; and I'm all bloodied becaaauussee.... > ^>; I saw you getting stabbed and kissed by the person and had to fight her off. *coughs*
Ryou: O.O I GOT KISSED BY A GIRL?!....OwO My first girl-kiss! *Squeeee* Was she pretty?..Why was she stabbing me? D8
Marik: .... *facepaws* I.... Guess....? D|; *siiigghhhss* She was stabbing you because you couldn't move at the moment due to... Uh... Your legs being broken from her beating you up. *pokes* She was also singing 'It's a Small World After All'. I suggest you stay far, far away from her.
Ryou: *Sadface* So she's...mean...? But she kissed me! She must like me! *Giggles happily* Maybe I should go find her and kiss her back! OwO
Marik: ... *twitch* Yes, she likes you so much you almost died because of her! *scoffs and pokes again, scowling* If you do, there'll be no more tea. Ever again. *pokepoke* >8|
Ryou: |< *Jabs back* Well maybe she was just trying to get me away from YOU. Cuz you're MEAN. *Huffs and stands up* Well I'll hang around HER then. Forget about -YOU-. *Huffs and starts off*
Marik: *YELPS at the jab* > ^o ...I wasn't even there when you were attacked. *growls under breath and gets up slowly, limping after* Ra damn it, Ryou, you're going to get yourself killed!
Ryou: *Hmphs and randomly changes directions* You just don't want me to be hap-*YELPS and falls into a rather big hole* @~@
Ai: *Cackles, also in the same hole* Someone laid a traaap~<3
Marik: *growls and follows, almost falling over at the sudden change* I just don't want you to di-- *also falls in and lands with a loud yelp* .....Annndd there go my other legs.... = ^=;;;
Ai: Oh what fun~! *Cackles and lays down* I actually don't feel like murdering you for a whi-
Ryou: *Tailwag* OwO Did -you- kiss me? You're beautiful!
Ai: *ba-blink*...*Griiiins* Yes, sweetheart~ *Giggles and draws him into a hug, sending a wicked grin at Marik* Want another one~?
Marik: *snarls loudly but stays put, in too much pain to move at the moment* Ryou... Get away. Now. *grabs Rod from back pocket and pins ears back, snarling*
Ryou:....>8| NO. *Smiles and cuddles up with Ai* I like her! I like her a lot! <3
Ai: *Cackles and stares at Marik* You can't do anything, can you? You helpless sack of flesh~ You can just watch then~ *Kisses Ryou again*
Ryou: O///w///O *Pounds his tail on the ground*
Marik: *snarls louder and bristles* Ryou, you are going to get yourself KILLED. *gets up slowly and painfully and starts to slowly make way over to, stumbling occasionally*
Ryou: >8| GOAWAY. I don't want you anymore! I want HER. *Curlnuzzle*
Ai: You heard him~ *Grins and slides a needle out of her bun* Now how about you leave us to have some...private time~ *Flings the needle at him* GOAWAY.
Ryou: You tell him! >8|
Marik: *is hit by the needle and winces, almost falling over* Nngh... *glares up at the two* Oh, yes, let me climb out of this hole with practically all of my legs broken. .... *twitches at the 'private time' and bares teeth at* Ryou. Move. Now.
Ryou:...*Starts to move away without thinking*
Ai:...*Snarls and pins him against the side of the hole* You're not allowed to move. *Glares at Marik...grinning* I told you he would belong to me...*Yanks Ryou into her lap and pets him roughly*
Ryou: *Squeaks* ><;;; O-ow...
Marik: *snarls again and leaps at somewhat carefully, hoping not to hit Ryou*
Ryou: *Squeaks and ducks*
Ai: *Hisses and kicks at him* GOAWAY!
Marik: *snarls and kicks, bites, and thrashes back, claws out*
[INSERT MORTAL COMBAT HERE]
Ryou: *Off in a corner, whimpering, curled up* Wh-Wh-Wh...?
[HERE, TOO!]
Ai: *Breaks contact and goes to stand over Ryou possessively* He's MINE. MINE. *Hisses*
Ryou: *Curled up, about to cry* ; ~;
Marik: *snarls, panting* No, he's MINE. Do I see your name on him? *starts towards again, ears pinned back* No.
Ai: *Smirks and holds up her needle* I can easily fix that~ *pushes it down on Ryou's arm*
Ryou: *YELPS and curls up tighter* LEAVEMEALONE! ; A;
Marik: Tsk. *growls and gets closer, still keeping somewhat of a distance* Can't claim something that's already claimed~ *nods at his collar, and flicks tail, completely tensed up*
Ryou: C-collar...? *Finally notices it*....o///////////o Ohmy...
Ai: *Giggles* SillySilly boy~ *Starts to unbuckle said collar* These things are -easily- replaced...and BURNED.
Ryou: x/////////////////////////////x *Fainted*
Marik: .... *SNARLTACKLES again, claws out and teeth bared*
Ai:...|3 *Sidesteps and dangles the collar* Lookie~ It's off~ Not yours no morrree~
Marik: *crashes into the side of the hole and yelps* Nngh...! *attempts to get up again and falls, growling* >< Radamnit...!
Ai:.....*Smiles and goes to curl around him* You want to hurt me, hmmmm~? but you can't~ Because you're WEAK. *Pets his hair roughly*
Marik: *snarls, bristling* Go. Away. *swipes at and attempts to drag self away from*
Ai: *Flinches as her eyes is scraped, but continues to pet* Maybe i'll put this on -you-...You can be my pet~ You can watch me do what i please with this other cutie~ *Reaches over and pets Ryou* Sounds like a wonderful idea~
Marik: ... *twitches, attempting to play along for now while he can't get up* ....Oh? But the tags wouldn't match. Can't have that, hmmm? *flicks tail*
Ai: Hmmm...*Looks at the collar...then yanks off the tag* Again...easy. *Giggles* And you know what~? You can't have him /ever/ again~ *Uncurls and goes to curl around unconscious Ryou and kisses him* And He can't fight~
Marik: .... *snarls and wearily gets up, stumbling a bit* Get ....away from him... *lunges at somewhat clumsily again*
Ai: Mmmmm...No thanks. *Drags herself and Ryou out of the way* >3 Myyyyyyy Kitty~ All mine! *Kisses both his eyes, then his nose*
Ryou: *Groans and flutters his eyes*
Marik: *crashes into the wall again and slumps down, growling* ...Ugh... *shakes head and attempts to get up again, only to fall once spotting the two* Ryou! Run....!
Ryou: Wh...Wh...
Ai: *Blatantly ignores Marik* Ohhh...Poor little kitty...*Presses hard on one of his wounds* No running away~
Ryou: *Screams bloody murder in pain* DDDD|
Badass!England: = ^=;; *cocks revolver, holding the weapon loosely and aiming it into their general direction* By George, I am tired of your godawful screams. So tell me... *smirks like he did as a pirate* Who would like to die?
Marik: *flicks ears back and attempts to ignore the screams* ><;;; *attempts to drag self farther away before noticing England* ....ThankRayou'rehere. *coughs nervously at the gun* I believe that one would... *nods towards Ai, scowling a bit*
Ryou:.....*SCREEEEAMS and Faints again*
Ai: *Smirks* Wanna play too, big boy~? |3~ *Growls at Marik* How about YOU go die, you worthless scum...
Badass!England: *raises an eyebrow at Marik before turning back to the others* Tsk, tsk... *refocuses his aim on Ryou, the scream not helping his splitting headache, finger itching to pull the trigger* Sorry miss, I'm not one for games. *turns the revolver towards her*
Marik: *snarls back at her and snaps at from spot a little ways away* >> Hm. *goes back to watching England, jumping a bit as the gun is pointed at Ryou, but calming as soon at it goes to Ai* ... *is quiet, just watching the group* o ^o
Ai: *Narrows her eyes, licking her lips* Do it, Big Boy...See what happens...
Ryou: *Still fainted*
England: *moves closer, pressing the gun to her head and fisting a bunch of Ryou's fur, not yet pulling him away* I'll take this, unless you'd like to take a head full of lead? *smiiiiirkk*
Marik: *silently cheers and scoots closer to England, grinning slightly* ....
Ryou: *YELPS awake and tears up* O-owwwww...
Ai: *Grins and licks the barrel of the gun* How so very uncouth of you~ Don't the British have better manners...? *Grabs a fistful of Ryou's hair* Like this cute little thing~?
Ryou?: *WhimperGrowls and pins his ears back* That....hurts....
England: *feigns a bow and the act of tipping his hat, all the while shoving the gun into her mouth* We do... If you deserve them. *releases his grip on Ryou, waiting*
Ai: *Almost gags, but smirks instead continues to lick the gun* |3~ Leally...*Yanks Ryou down beside her*
Ryou?: *YELPS and is forced down* >.<;;;
Marik: *growls under breath and bristles as Ryou's yanked down* > ^>...
England: Tsk tsk... such a shame... *pulls the gun out of her mouth, wiping it nonchalantly on his sweater vest before placing it against her forehead* Last words, dearie? *smiiiirkkk*
Ai: As a matter of f-
Bakura: *SNARLS* GET YOUR [EFF]ING HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU MUDEROUS MANIAC! *Reaches up and grabs her hair, forcing HER to the ground, snapping one of her arms in the process*....*Looks up at Iggy and Marik*...What the...?
Ai: *YELPS*
England: *arches one eyebrow, storing his weapon in one swift movement* If there is one more scream from you children all night, I can honestly swear on all the damn tea in the world, that someone will get hurt. *grumbles to himself* As if I don't have enough to take care of, bloody ******** hell... *raises one paw to his forehead with a groan as he walks away*
Marik: *blinks as England leaves and waves after* Thank you...! *turns back to Bakura* Long... story... *stands up again wearily, stepping a bit away from the two* Good to see you're back, though.
Bakura:...*Blinks as if waking up from a longlong nap*...Wha...?
Ai: *Limps away, growling*
Marik: *siiigghhss* Long story short, you were knocked out, Ryou woke up, thought Ai was his girlfriend or something, ran off, I followed, we ran into a trap, she tried seducing Ryou, I fought with her, she tore off your collar.... *looks over at it, frowning* Then that guy, whoever he was, came because Ryou was screaming loudly, he was about to shoot her, and then you woke up. o ^o;;;; *pants, out of breath*
Bakura: *Looks him over slowly before slinking over* And let me guess, you tried to kill her...? *Sighs and shakes his head* You bloody fool...A-...Collar? *Feels at his neck*...No wonder I feel awful naked...*Grins at*
Marik: Of course I did! *grumbles and lays down, curling tail around self* It was that, or watch her violate you. *flicks ears back* ... *chuckles lightly and grins back up at* It's over there.. *nods towards it* The tag, however.. *looks around* I think I'll need to snatch up another one.
Bakura:...*Shakes his head before pausing and frowning, looking down at his paws*...
Marik: ... *blinks and looks up at* What's your problem, 'Kura...? *nudges gently*
Bakura: *Snaps his eyes wide open* DON'T TOUCH ME! *Jumps away, looking rather shaken*
Marik: *also jumps, in surprise* Jeez! *blinks up at wearily* Seriously, what's gotten into you..? *lays head on paws, looking up at*
Bakura:...I'm...I'm sorry...*Clutches his shirt over where his heart...*...I...It...*Shakes his head and straightens up* Sorry. It seems that it's affected more than usual this time...
Marik: *arches a brow at, frowning* How so....?
Bakura: *Shaking slightly* I just...Am...For some reason...
Marik: Hey.. *crawls a bit closer too and noses his hand* I'm sure it's noth--HOLYCRAP! *jumps away a bit, holding nose* Bakura, you're freezing...! *rubs nose, attempting to warm up* > ^<
Bakura: STOP! *Scoots away from hurriedly* Don't...Don't touch me...Don't...*Grabs at where his heart should be again*...Please don't...
Marik: *frowns at, still holding nose* Bakura... What's going on....?
Bakura:....*Casts his eyes downward, shaking his head* It's...It's no big deal, Marik...Don't start worrying...I told you I don't want you to.
Marik: *growls softly* Bakura, I've been mauled practically to death today--I'm not even sure why I'm conscious at the moment--, I had to deal with Ryou being lovestuck with Ai, and you almost being shot. *jabs* I deserve to know at least one thing going on, Tombrobber.
Bakura: *Flinches at the jab and scoots away, whispering and clutching his chest* It's not...beating...
Marik: ... *stops growling and blinks* ....What isn't?
Bakura:...*closes his eyes and grits his teeth, clenching his chest harder* It...It's not...*Groans*
Marik: *growls again* What? What isn't? > ^>
Bakura:...My...My heart...It's not doing anything...*Looks around frantically* What...Is this a bad dream...?
Marik: ... O-Oh.... *blinks, eyes wide* I... I wish.. *sighs and looks up at* So.. You're.. Dead? Are you a ghost, or something? *pokes*
Bakura: ********! *Leaps away from again* How many TIMES do I have to tell you to not touch me, you irritating, dumb blond tombkeeper!? *Grits his teeth again*...I...I don't think I'm...dead...But...It's not beating...*Frowns at himself* What if...that b***h did something...?
Marik: What, am I going to melt your pretty little ice-skin now, or something? *growls under breath and glares up at* .... *frowns again* What would she do that would do that? All I saw was normal fighting...
Bakura: *Staring off into space with glazed-over eyes, mouth slightly open* I'm...a monster now...Frozen...dead...monster...
Marik: *snorts* ....So you're cold and don't have a heartbeat. = ^= ... *pauses for a moment* Think of the positives! *shuffles a bit closer to* Now you can't get heart cancer. :3 And... Cold skin isn't all too bad. It'll keep you from getting cold in the winter..... *siiiigghhs and attempts to pull into a hug* You're not a monster. Just a spirit-human with some quirks...?
Bakura: I don't see those as being posi- *Tenses up as he's pulled into the hug, only to sigh and nuzzle into his chest*...I don't like it...I...It's...*Tenses again* Your body feels like fire...>//////<
Marik: *also sighs and pets his hair* I'm sure you'll get used to it... It must really be weird, not having a heartbeat... *frowns a bit* And you feel like ice... *stops petting* Should I let you go...?
Bakura: *Stays silent for a moment, shaking his head and nuzzling into Marik's shoulder* I don't know...I don't know what I want...*Nips at gently before flinching* Ergh...
Marik: *sighs and holds him a bit closer, jumping a bit at the flinch* You alright....? *pets his hair again*
Bakura: *Lets out a deep, shuddering breath and clings to him as tightly as he can* How cold am I, Marik...? How...*Shudders and bites at*
Marik: C-Cold... *winces at the bite* Like I said.. *shivers a bit* ...Ice.
Bakura: *Gets that red tint to his eyes again and licks Marik's neck slowly* And you -like- ice...don't you~? *Chuckles rather demonically, settling on one spot, nipping and licking* Hmmmmm~?
Marik: *shudders and blushes like mad, not expecting that* I... I do... o/////////////o
Bakura: Mmmm-hmm... *Nips again a bit roughly* What better thing for me to feel like, hm?
Marik: *chuckles, nipping back* Yes... What a coincidence... *grins and tilts head at slightly* Your eyes are a bit red, Kitty...
Bakura: Ra damn it, i hate you... *Growls lowly in his throat before kissing Marik roughly and violently*
Song: *Wanders back* alright, took a LOT longer than expected bu- *Blinks at the scene she stumbled on*...My my. Getting naughty without me now, are we? |D
Bakura: o//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////o *Has that look like a puppy that's been caught peeing on a brand-new really expensive rug*
Marik: *snorts* You always sa---Mmmmppphh! *cut off by the kiss, and jumps about five feet in the air when Song returns* ...... o///////////////////////////////////////////////o .... *attempts to form a sentence and fails* asdfghjkl.... *blinkblink*
Bakura: o//////////////////////////////////////////o *Manages to squeak, not noticing they're still very close to each other*
Song: *Smirks, flicking her tail, holding up two bottles* Now, I can either wait for you two to finish making out, Walk away to let you guys bang each other senseless, Or you can drink these to make sure your bones and wounds heal quickly and properly.
Marik: .... *coughs* .......We'll... Take.... Themedicine. *nods quickly, bright red* o///////////////////////////////////////////////o *turns towards him* ....Right... Bakura....?
Bakura:....*Looks at Marik for a moment, giving him a rather pathetic disappointed look, then looks at Song* I suppose we'll have to make do with the Medicine...*Smirks and looks sideways at Marik, whispering JUST loud enough for him to hear* Feels like i'm running on my sex drive alone right now...
Song: *Rolls her eyes and tosses them both one bottle* Well then drink up...But do NOT spit it out. No matter how god-awful it tastes. *Sits down to make sure they don't spit any*
Marik: *rolls eyes at the look and grabs a bottle* Thanks, Son--*squeaks at the whisper rather loudly and blushes again* o/////////////o ....g. *coughs* .... *sips the liquid and almost immediately gags, but swallows* ....Ugh! Ra, what did they put in this? ><
Bakura: *Inspects the liquid thoroughly before throwing his head back and swallowing it all in one gulp without so much as a flinch...Before proceeding to...erm...violate the bottle with his tongue*
Song: |3 *Just watches, making sure to watch Marik* I have NO clue. But it works. Very well, i might add.
Marik: *sighs and drinks the rest, making a face as he finishes* Ugh... *shakes head* I hope so... *carelessly glances over at Bakura, and freezes for a moment* ...Good... That it works.... *scoots a away from a good distance* ....Though. o/////./////o;
Bakura: *Finishes, turning his head to look at Marik, narrowing his eyes rather seductively*...What? She -told us- to drink it all...*Flashes a fanged grin*
Song: *Somehow manages to hold back her laughter* I did indeed. But you really needn't have violated that poor bottle, Bakura. Save that for Marik. *GRIN*
Bakura: *COUGHCHOKESPUTTER*....>///////////////////////////////////////////////>;;;
Marik: > ^>; She said to drink it, no-....*HACKCOUGHCOUGH* o/////////////////////////////////////////o ................ *squeaks a bit*
Bakura:...*Grins wickedly and leans over to Marik, biting at his earring* What do you say, Tombkeeper~? Shall we go into a closet again~? *Tosses the bottle at Song* Or would you rather a bed, so it doesn't hurt as much...?
Song: *Catches the bottle and holds it away from her with a disgusted face* I'm going to boil this thing...
Marik: H-Hey! D/////| Last time we went in a closet, we only made cranes. *jabs at, brriiigghhtt red* Paper cranes. *also tosses the bottle towards Song* Ugh... I'm not going to be able get out of it, will I? =//////////^//////////=;
Bakura: *Pulls him closer and nuzzles his neck* Oh Marik, you know I won't leave you with no options~ *Chuckles* You have just as much free will as I. However...*Kisses the corner of his mouth softly* ...I am expecting a favorable answer...
Song: =w=;;;;; *Takes both bottles and heads out* I don't need to hear this...
Marik: .... *siiiiiiiggghhhhss and nuzzles back, shivering a bit* ....Bed, then? I think the closet's still filled with cranes.... *smirks up at slightly*
Bakura: Mmm-hmm...*Licks along his jawline before nuzzling him again* You still have the choice to back off...I'm not going to force you into anything...at the moment i still have patience. Which you should thank Ra for...*Bares his fangs* Otherwise i would have ravaged your body a while ago~ *Grins and kisses him again*
Marik: *arches a brow* Patience? I think that bottle'll be scarred for life... *chuckles and nips at his ear* ... *pauses and furrows brows in thought* ......If I sleep with you, and you're technically dead, wouldn't that be considered necrophilia? = ^=
Bakura: Hm. You do have a point there...*Smirks right back at him, and laughs lightly at the necrophilia comment* And why would that worry you in -any- way...? *Bites at his shoulder softly* It doesn't really matter...Unless you're truly concerned...
Marik: *chuckles and shudders a bit at the bite* Just teasing~ *nips at his ear again, smirking* And when you say 'back off' like that, it sounds like a challenge... *nuzzles* And I can't let you win that easily, can I....?
Bakura: *Once again gets the red tint to his eyes* Want to make it a challenge, little Tombkeeper...? Though I'm fairly confident I'll come out on...'top'...*Grins wickedly and bites again, a bit harder*
Marik: *smirks, flicking tail* Now, now, don't get too cocky, tombrobber... *taps his nose, wincing again at the bite* There's always the chance you won't...
Bakura: I believe my chances are much higher than yours...*smirks as well, running his claws through his hair* I really hate you, Marik. And one of these days, I am going to kill you. *Grabs a fistful of his hair and kisses him -hard-*
Marik: *makes a face* What's that suppose to me---Mmmph! *cut off again by the kiss, squeaking a bit in surprise*
Bakura: *Breaks the kiss and nibbles down his neck slowly* I Haaaaaaaaaaaate ******** off into a snarl*
Nikki: ********* pauses herself and slinks over to* Oh-ho-ho-ho |3 *Readies her plot-directing special abilities*
Marik: *rubs lips, making a face* I swear, they're practically numb.. now... *furrows brows in confusion, shuddering* I.. Hate you too....?
Bakura: *Widens his grin* Oh believe me, That won't be the only part of your body numb, or in pain, when I'm through with you.
Nikki: >83 SUPERSPECIALAWESOMPLOTDIRECTIORABILITIESGO! *Tarzan-swings into them and kicks 'em both into a very convenient bedroom*