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 Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:59 am
Dr. Alenko Says: You *do* realize that we're the same entity, right?
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:15 am
Stupid quack! You're utterly useless!
Wait a minute, that quack is me! AGGGGHH! *starts sobbing* I'm a nutty white b***h...
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:16 am
Dr. Alenko says:And *this* is why you have low self-esteem issues. Go eat some ice cream, have a nice cold coke and listen to some Beatles music.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:23 pm
**coughs** I think...eerr...
I should open my own topic...I ain,t a md, but a ph.d. in psychology seems appropriate right now, Soren. lol
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The Esper Terra Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:02 am
A rival in questionable internet doctorisms? Yay! Dr. Alenko Says:You're off your gourd Soren. And I've been to more psychologist than I have fingers! I can be a questionable talking quack as well! Dr. Alenko Says:That doesn't mean you'll make a- Dr. Alenko, Psychologist Says: *in a really bad German accent* Now tell me von youngving, vhat is on vyor mind?
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:03 am
Dr. Alenko Says: *facepalm* A tie and a horrible German accent doesn't make you a psychologist! You don't even have a good couch!
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:44 pm
Doctor, Doctor I have an issue D: My crush has a the personality of an Elcor!
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:59 pm
Dr. Alenko Says:Just put a pair of Groucho Marx glasses, then everything they do will be hilarious and personality filled. Dr. Alenko, Psychologist Says:*in a horribly Nazi-esq accent* Nine! Uve must talvk iz allz oots for mainy long expanzive zezzionz with mine wunderbar talk times, ja?
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:03 pm
soren_alenko Just put a pair of Groucho Marx glasses, then everything they do will be hilarious and personality filled. No xD I meant whats wrong with me for liking someone so monotone! Quote: *in a horribly Nazi-esq accent* Nine! Uve must talvk iz allz oots for mainy long expanzive zezzionz with mine wunderbar talk times, ja?And seriously xDD my German professor speaks clearer than that.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 11:26 am
Dr. Alenko Says:It's because your diet is so bland. Throw salsa on everything you eat to make it less bland, and make the crush wear the Groucho Marx glasses to make them seemingly hilarious and personality filled. Dr. Alenko, Psychologist Says:*in broken English-German* Yove haves ze classvic sivens of domvaneering pervsonallity, ja. Hez monotone non-pervsonallity iz perfectz for yoves to domvinate with yovr dominierend pervsonallety, much like Vaterland Deutschland, no?
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:36 pm
Doc, I need to stage an intervention, a crew member of mine seems to be addicted to certain Illegal Extra-net sites, all he does is sit in his chair all day and watch's them, how should I go about this intervention?
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 7:59 am
Dr. Alenko Says:Get some good squadmates with you and arm all of them with some good steel crowbars. Proceed to beat the crew member with the crowbars until they are on the floor bleeding and nearing unconsciousness. Then give him some painkillers and a copy of Left 4 Dead 2. Dr. Alenko, Psychologist Says:*in a stereotypical thick German-English accent* Ive believes thvat yoves- Dr. Alenko Says: Can you hold on a second? I think it's time for me to do a little 'medical experiment'. (don't get why TekTek isn't working for me at the moment) (finally fixed it)
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:26 am
Dr. Alenko Says Sings: I am the very model of a scientist salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and bartarian
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
my xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian *cough*
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:25 pm
soren_alenko Dr. Alenko Says Sings:I am the very model of a scientist salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and bartarian
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
my xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian *cough* that is just sooooo awesome doctor alenko also i have a problem I seem to have no power over my video game habits when I start a session of mass effect two I keep playing till I too tired to play anymore any advice?
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:25 am
Dr. Alenko says:Of course it's awesome peasant! For one, it's my awesome singing voice and that quack Krauzer hasn't been seen in ages! My medical experiment was a complete success (which is something I can't say I've done before). And as for your 'problem', just watch The Human Centipede. Once you watch that s**t, you'll never be able to sleep again, therefore you'll never be too tired to play Mass Effect, or anything else for that matter. Just think of how much you can get done with those hours of worthless sleep out of the way!
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