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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:35 pm
Elektra took in a deep breath, and thought of something that would hurt the creature enough to give them the advantage. There wasn't much in the way of weapons around them, so that was almost out of the question. She then remembered that she was wearing heels, and how much damage those could do.
With a nod to herself she gave a slight sprint and small jump, making her foot land in its face. Then, with all her strength, she began to repeatedly boot the spot where she had landed the first hit. "Guys, I don't know how much this is gonna do, but its all I can think of."
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:39 am
It was seriously now what ought to have been deemed a '********' -- Thuban and Nerissa were, well, trying, ostensibly, though Nerissa had moved her mouth forward and was now trying to bite through the thing's scaly carapace. This failed. She tried again. The youma was really agitated now. "Somebody owes me five dollar," she hollered from over the other side of the youma, "I am now so in the Benjamins, my chops are too righteous -- "
And now Sailor Elektra was, well, kicking at its face, though considering its face consisted of a mouth and some likely-looking bumps this didn't really help. Astraea was staring at the entire thing as though she couldn't quite believe what she was watching, as though she kept daring her eyes to slide away from what was possibly an optical illusion.
But, thankfully, the spider youma couldn't actually take the weight of all three of them, so it flopped to the floor. This was apparently Nerissa and Thuban's clue to start slamming on whatever joints they could find, though this process was 1. laborious and 2. kind of filled with gross cracking noises.
"Know who just got in there?" said Nerissa, who was pulling a spider leg backwards. "Your mom, last night."
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:44 pm
"I hate this job," called back Sailor Thuban, who was forcing one of its limbs back and forth in the wrong direction until it snapped in half at the joint. "There's this really good seafood buffet just off of 17th and Lombard called Captain Ale's, right, you've probably been there? Well, except for Astraea, I guess. Anyway -- " Snap! went another leg, and Thuban wiped off his forehead before moving onto the next one. Things were going well now. "They had these seriously amazing crab legs, the kind where you just go up there and slap an entire half of a crab on your plate and then five more halves on top of that one."
A black, slimy plasma spilled out of the creature whenever he cracked one of its legs, pouring onto Thuban's sandal-shod feet.
"Well, crab legs are now totally ruined for me."
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:42 pm
When Elektra heard thuban's statement she shuddered slightly. She too enjoyed crabs legs, and was questioning if she could ever consume them again. That would be interesting trying to explain that to her parents. Then again, they would probably institutionalize her if she even mentioned anything about a giant spider monster.
She had stopped kicking at this point, as it wasn't really doing much other than making the spider even more angry. "There has to be some better way of doing this besides beating this thing to a pulp. I mean, you guys are supposed to be the experts right?"
Elektra turned to Astraea. "You said something about magical powers right?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:57 pm
"Baby, that's going to take time," said Sailor Nerissa. "A whole lotta precious time."
Instead, Elektra was treated to the sight of Sailor Thuban and Nerissa slowly but surely dismantling the youma into its separate parts. As each crab leg came off, goo spurted out, and the leg twitched on the floor before melting away into tar and a little bit of smoke. "I wish you hadn't said that," the girl was saying, sounding nauseated, despite the fact that she and Thuban were both covered in goo now. "I loved the s**t out of Captain Ale's, now I won't be able to eat crab for like... a day."
Obviously Sailor Nerissa was not that easily squicked, though she sounded unhappy about her 24-hour fast of crab legs.
They kept on pulling apart the body. The spider was making skreeeeee sounds. They ignored this -- apparently they were good at ignoring this. Little flecks of goo decorated Elektra's pretty skirt. "Yes," said Astraea to Elektra, who looked a little hypnotised. "Yes, some people use magical powers. As. They're. Meant. To. And then you get this."
They were down to the last two legs. Nerissa and Thuban had gotten to the point where they were chucking goo at each other, as this had started when Nerissa had taken a handful and lobbed it with unerring accuracy towards Thuban's head of pretty golden hair. The youma was pretty still barring the twitching at this point.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:49 am
When the last of the youma's legs were snapped, and after a few more lobs of goo -- by which point Thuban and Nerissa looked like competitors in some kind of Moldy Jell-o Paintball tournament -- the soldier of Antiquity smoothed the gunk-splattered folds of his toga, threw its long tail back over one arm, and went to retrieve one of the two big wads of nailed-together wooden planks from where it had landed on the floor. "Alright, now, check this out -- this is the cool part." He handed the weapon to Nerissa, and grabbed the other one. "I'm betting it's dust in five hits."
Nerissa prodded Thuban in the side -- "oh, don't mind that, I'm just happy to see you," she explained -- and then they both took their clubs and hit the thing as hard as they could in its central body mass.
After the third hit, it gave a last, horrible keening wail, then exploded into fizzy motes of light, which blew away in the wind. The gunk covering the three of them (though mostly covering Sailors Nerissa and Thuban) had disappeared with the rest of the monster, leaving their hair only a little sticky and matted in places.
"So," Thuban was examining the club he was holding, which had a few nails poking out of it where it had parted ways with its better half, "Emmeline, wasn't it -- where do you go to school?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:56 am
This was all so unreal, and yet it felt like this was how things were meant to be. Like something clicked as the dust blew away. Sure she really sucked this time, but each time Emmy knew she'd get better and better. Afterall, you only gain experience from trying.
"Yes, it's Emmeline. Or if you prefer Emmy, that's fine too. I go to Crystal Academy. Though if I had it my way I wouldn't. Though its all in my parent's hands, not mine."
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:28 am
"Don't apologise just because you totally get to drive a Mercedes-Benz every morning to school and Crystal Academy has no, like, Mexican people," said Sailor Nerissa, who had reached out from the post-goo state (rubbed her hand across her middle for luck) and shook Elektra's hand. She still had the big, nail-studded piece of wood in her other hand, which was more than a little disquieting. "Sorry, that statement kind of reeked of douche, that's just how I roll. Hi. I'm Goofus, this is Gallant."
"That's Sailor Nerissa and Sailor Thuban," said the cat, very wearily. "Please don't model yourself after them. Please don't use wood as a weapon. Please don't kill youma like that."
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:41 pm
"Ignore them both," Thuban suggested. "Hitting things with wood has a proven record of effectiveness." He put out his hand like they hadn't just fought a giant spider monster together and had, perhaps, met while taking the same survey on favorite coffee flavors. "I'm Char and this is Char, but we're in a protracted disagreement about which of us is the Bizarro Char, so you can call us Boy Char and Girl Char if you want, or your adjective of choice. We go to Meadowview."
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:15 pm
Emmy reached out and took his hand, lightly shaking it. "I wanted to go to Meadowveiw, it would have been nice to be around a bigger variety of people. I...don't have alot of friends at Crystal, most of the girls think I am a little weird for scoping out creepy buildings."
She gave a little chuckle at the thought of some of the girls faces after telling them how she spent her night. Most of them wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. "That's quite the coincidence that you two have the same nickname...atleast I assume its a nickname."
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