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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:31 pm


Lexie Red
Princess Julia Of Heart
The Anti-Twilight Riot
I don't think they're that smart, Lexie.
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





You'd be surprised
There was a guild where in order to get in you had to have read the whole front page thing and it was super long
And in the middle there was a snuck in 'put this word in your request so we know you read this'
-_-;
And I'm talking about this front page was looooooooooooooong

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

No way surprised I hate when that happens. You go to a post in the forums and the whole front page is full of long posts about info, I never usually then read it all.
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





Oooooh yeah it was like that
And most of it was useless fan drivel
TWILIGGGGGGHT ONE ONE ONE
Kinda like that except well >>; exclamation marks with the occasional one

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:13 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
I posted anyway

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I can only hope so much this was a fake thread, but indeed that phase of thought has now passed.

I bid thee welcome to reality; where separate people have differing opinions upon various forms of entertainment, politics, and the like. And for well thought-out reason too.

Would someone with an above average intelligence want to converse with the likes of you in an offline situation? With the likes of Stephenie Meyer? I think not.

Twilight is an insult to vampire folklore, the very myth and legend vampires were founded on. It is also an insult to feminism, free will, and love. Meyer imposes that a relationship can survive on looks and smell alone; between a (supposedly) monstrous creature and a pathetic human girl nonetheless.

She imposes that ripping the engine out of your lover's car simply because she wants to see her friend is okay. Making your sister kidnap your lover because she wants to actually go places is also okay, according to Stephenie Meyer. Those are two examples of abuse, and don't even get me started on him: bruising her, breaking her bones, and shattering the headboard in bed.

She also thinks vampires are supposed to "sparkle." The same could be said if you made a dragon suddenly be able to breathe rainbows. It defies logic, just as Edward watching her for 2 months when she has only been in Forks for 1 month does.

Her lack of biology also imposes a sort of fear. What will become of our next generation, when their role model does not even know you cannot replenish your blood supply by drinking more of it?

Point being, the "book" is simply her erotic dreams written on paper. Her OWN description of Bella is identical to her, minus around 100 pounds. Please rethink your choices in literature, it shall help you in the future.



I hope they get mindraped by my attempt at being fancy.


EDIT: HOLY~! I refreshed the page and got a pink gift box. =D


PFFT! XD!!! I can just imagine it, the dragon thing.

"I looked up, seeing the beautiful creature infront of me. I slowly but carefully reached my hand to stroke it when it suddenly opened it's mouth wide, so wide it was almost impossible and started vomiting rainbows"

... XD

Lexie Red


Lexie Red

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:23 am


Oh and btw, my mule is the "If only I were Irish", the one that started the "Anti-Twilighters are so mean" thread XD Loved the comments people btw x)
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:20 pm


Lexie Red
Oh and btw, my mule is the "If only I were Irish", the one that started the "Anti-Twilighters are so mean" thread XD Loved the comments people btw x)


Well well then, I didn't even notice... My friend from the chatroom I hang out in even posted XD

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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:42 pm


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Lexie Red
Oh and btw, my mule is the "If only I were Irish", the one that started the "Anti-Twilighters are so mean" thread XD Loved the comments people btw x)


Well well then, I didn't even notice... My friend from the chatroom I hang out in even posted XD

Great, that was just what I was aiming for >D
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:47 pm


Sophia Esquier is my Twitard mule. She doesn't have any friends other than my main and my male mule so I won't get flack for joining Twilight guilds!

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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:55 pm


xXHopless RomanceXx
Sophia Esquier is my Twitard mule. She doesn't have any friends other than my main and my male mule so I won't get flack for joining Twilight guilds!

My male mule is... well, lets just say he's too smart for Twilight. http://www.gaiaonline.com/p/15268294 <-- his profile. I also use him to discuss how horrid Twifail is. To girls who are "facinated" about his emo look XD! Plus, I can b***h all I want about Twilight and maybe get banned but hey, atleast I don't lose Lexie :3
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:25 pm


The Unholy Shadow
User ImageI think I'll have to make a mule just to troll guilds... I never had a reason to, but these might be a good enough reason.
I don't want my main account being banned for harassment.


They can't really bann you if you're merely stating your opinion. :/ "Freedom of Speech", after all.


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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:16 am


MyMiracle__xx
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User ImageI think I'll have to make a mule just to troll guilds... I never had a reason to, but these might be a good enough reason.
I don't want my main account being banned for harassment.


They can't really bann you if you're merely stating your opinion. :/ "Freedom of Speech", after all.

Twitards can. Offend them or their precious Eddykinz and they'll report you.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:28 am


Seriously, I don't care if they report me. I'd gladly take a bullet for my opinion.

EDIT: But now that you mentioned it, I put in a fail-safe so even if reported, moderators will see that I volunteered to delete said posts, and was not told to do so. And being friends with a few mods helps as well. So they will either have to tell me to delete or just ignore what I posted- if they report it, they will be exposed as jump-the-gun whiny bitches who just don't like being told the truth about their writing. After all, it's a fan guild, not a 'see who can post the worst lack of sentence ever' guild.

Andy Magnuseth


Lexie Red

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:14 am


I get so pissed off when they can't write properly. Wo tlkz liek ths? For gods sake, are they not taught how to write their own language in school? And I'm just talking about the English-speaking Twitards, I forgive those who are foreigners and don't speak much English... well, if they really are trying to write correct English. You're lucky to know some of the moderators.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:31 pm


This is oficially the funniest topic i've seen a twilight lover post.

Le Soleil Brille


Andy Magnuseth

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:45 pm


Lexie Red
I get so pissed off when they can't write properly. Wo tlkz liek ths? For gods sake, are they not taught how to write their own language in school? And I'm just talking about the English-speaking Twitards, I forgive those who are foreigners and don't speak much English... well, if they really are trying to write correct English. Lucky you knowing some of the moderators.

L E T R I E
This is oficially the finniest topic i've seen a twilight lover post.


OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS. *Weeps*
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:47 pm


Miki Ishikawa
Lexie Red
I get so pissed off when they can't write properly. Wo tlkz liek ths? For gods sake, are they not taught how to write their own language in school? And I'm just talking about the English-speaking Twitards, I forgive those who are foreigners and don't speak much English... well, if they really are trying to write correct English. Lucky you knowing some of the moderators.

L E T R I E
This is oficially the finniest topic i've seen a twilight lover post.


OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS. *Weeps*
FIXED. Whoops typo. It isn't hard to confuse the "I" and the "U" when they're right next to each other on the keyboard. Oh well.

Le Soleil Brille


Andy Magnuseth

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm


L E T R I E
Miki Ishikawa
Lexie Red
I get so pissed off when they can't write properly. Wo tlkz liek ths? For gods sake, are they not taught how to write their own language in school? And I'm just talking about the English-speaking Twitards, I forgive those who are foreigners and don't speak much English... well, if they really are trying to write correct English. Lucky you knowing some of the moderators.

L E T R I E
This is oficially the finniest topic i've seen a twilight lover post.


OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS. *Weeps*
FIXED. Whoops typo. It isn't hard to confuse the "I" and the "U" when they're right next to each other on the keyboard. Oh well.

The other girl just forgot a comma. But the typos are proof it's a DISEASE!
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