Les PauI
I don't understand why you guys are bitching about online guitar buying. As long as you buy it from a legitimate site you'll be fine. I've bought three guitars online, and besides the setup up thing they work perfectly. By now you should know which guitar feels the best to you.
If you're buying a "brand-new" guitar from a respected brand and online store, then I guess it's okay. Second-hand stuff I'm more iffy about, personally speaking.
