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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:16 am
You could get hit in the face with a tire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCE
Try to say this line with a straight face:
"How did Mary die?"
"Mary was hit in the face with a tire."
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:47 pm
*for the musicians out there*
you could choke to death on a pretzel 5 min before your very first stadium gig
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:49 pm
Warrior of Metal You could get hit in the face with a tire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFk9F5IwCETry to say this line with a straight face: "How did Mary die?" "Mary was hit in the face with a tire." lol... I never thought I'd be forced to laugh by saying such a thing, but you win this round.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:10 pm
lotusvoid *for the musicians out there* you could choke to death on a pretzel 5 min before your very first stadium gig That would be terrible. Not to mention the rest of the band would be pissed/upset.
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:09 am
lotusvoid *for the musicians out there* you could choke to death on a pretzel 5 min before your very first stadium gig I remember there was a guy who died after developing an infection several days after he accidentally swallowed a toothpick at a party. There was also a priest who I think either sneezed or farted and ejected his intestines... Actually, I remember there being a wiki page of odd deaths... Hmmm... Ah-ha! Found it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:57 am
Quote: 1930: William Kogut, an inmate on death row at San Quentin, decided to commit suicide using only the rudimentary tools available to him in his prison cell. He began by tearing up several packs of playing cards, giving particular focus to obtaining pieces with red ink (at the time, the ink in red playing cards contained nitrocellulose, which is flammable and when wet can create an explosive mixture), and stuffed them into a pipe. He then plugged one end of the pipe firmly with a broom handle and poured water into the other end to soak the card pieces. He then placed the pipe on a kerosene heater next to his bed and placed the open end firmly against his head. The heater turned the water into steam and eventually enough pressure built up inside the pipe so that when it burst, the explosion shot out bits of playing cards with enough force to penetrate Kogut's skull, killing him. In a suicide note, Kogut stated that he and he alone should punish himself for his crimes.
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:00 am
Shadowlit Facade Quote: 1930: William Kogut, an inmate on death row at San Quentin, decided to commit suicide using only the rudimentary tools available to him in his prison cell. He began by tearing up several packs of playing cards, giving particular focus to obtaining pieces with red ink (at the time, the ink in red playing cards contained nitrocellulose, which is flammable and when wet can create an explosive mixture), and stuffed them into a pipe. He then plugged one end of the pipe firmly with a broom handle and poured water into the other end to soak the card pieces. He then placed the pipe on a kerosene heater next to his bed and placed the open end firmly against his head. The heater turned the water into steam and eventually enough pressure built up inside the pipe so that when it burst, the explosion shot out bits of playing cards with enough force to penetrate Kogut's skull, killing him. In a suicide note, Kogut stated that he and he alone should punish himself for his crimes. He must have a been a very knowledgeable person to be able to know that would work.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:24 am
Digital Malevolence Shadowlit Facade Quote: 1930: William Kogut, an inmate on death row at San Quentin, decided to commit suicide using only the rudimentary tools available to him in his prison cell. He began by tearing up several packs of playing cards, giving particular focus to obtaining pieces with red ink (at the time, the ink in red playing cards contained nitrocellulose, which is flammable and when wet can create an explosive mixture), and stuffed them into a pipe. He then plugged one end of the pipe firmly with a broom handle and poured water into the other end to soak the card pieces. He then placed the pipe on a kerosene heater next to his bed and placed the open end firmly against his head. The heater turned the water into steam and eventually enough pressure built up inside the pipe so that when it burst, the explosion shot out bits of playing cards with enough force to penetrate Kogut's skull, killing him. In a suicide note, Kogut stated that he and he alone should punish himself for his crimes. He must have a been a very knowledgeable person to be able to know that would work. Seems like it would have been a lot simpler to just ram the broom handle through his eye socket into his brain.
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:42 pm
Volvy Digital Malevolence Shadowlit Facade Quote: 1930: William Kogut, an inmate on death row at San Quentin, decided to commit suicide using only the rudimentary tools available to him in his prison cell. He began by tearing up several packs of playing cards, giving particular focus to obtaining pieces with red ink (at the time, the ink in red playing cards contained nitrocellulose, which is flammable and when wet can create an explosive mixture), and stuffed them into a pipe. He then plugged one end of the pipe firmly with a broom handle and poured water into the other end to soak the card pieces. He then placed the pipe on a kerosene heater next to his bed and placed the open end firmly against his head. The heater turned the water into steam and eventually enough pressure built up inside the pipe so that when it burst, the explosion shot out bits of playing cards with enough force to penetrate Kogut's skull, killing him. In a suicide note, Kogut stated that he and he alone should punish himself for his crimes. He must have a been a very knowledgeable person to be able to know that would work. Seems like it would have been a lot simpler to just ram the broom handle through his eye socket into his brain. Theres a good chance that it wouldn't be fatal though, I mean, so many things could go wrong if he just did that.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:30 pm
sounds crazy to you guys probably, but I can respect him for that decision
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:15 pm
2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after he accepted the bet.
Negate the viagra part... and that's my choice of death D:
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:45 pm
2009: Martin Cassidy, a 44-year-old stand-up comedian from Blackburn, England, died from asphyxia caused by breathing in large quantities of laughing gas while watching pornography on his laptop computer, according to a coroner. The coroner ruled a case of "Death by misadventure".
....... question
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:30 pm
VladThe Impaler 2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after he accepted the bet. Negate the viagra part... and that's my choice of death D:  +5 glorious points of infinite magnificence for reference-getters.
@Volvy: What Digi said, plus it's likely that he'd simply pass out from the sheer pain before he could accomplish his goal.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:32 pm
Also, natural selection at work. rofl Quote: 1982: James Joseph Suchochi was killed near Lake Pleasant, Arizona while shooting at cacti for fun with his shotgun. After firing several shots at a 26ft (8m) tall Saguaro Cactus from extremely close range, a 4ft limb of the Cactus that was weakened by the gunfire detached and fell on him, crushing him with enough force to cause lethal injuries.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:12 pm
Ahahahaha! DEATH BY SNOO SNOO! Futurama ftw.
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