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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:08 pm
Aphrodite: Yes, but he will fall from Olympus-- again, and I will ignore his existence hence forward.
My question: Hekate, will you teach me how to control my seizures?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:16 am
Hekate: Yes, but I will require the use of your pet cat/dog/hamster/guinea-pig/(insert other pet here) as a sacrifice.
My request: Cronus, can you tell me what happened to the stone you ingested?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:18 am
Cronus: Yes but then you are going to Tartarus for knowing what a mortal should never know *shudders*
My request: ummm... can someone give a request for me?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:53 am
Hermes: Yes, but I stole it.
My Request: Hera, can you tell us how many times you've had an arguement with Zeus about his Lechery?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:24 am
Hera: I can but you will then be sent to Hades for knowing something a mortal has no right to know.
My request: Hermes can you list all the titles you have?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:09 pm
Hermes: Fine but you have to be my slave because i never wanted to list them all
My request: Can i be immortal??!?!??!??? 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:52 pm
Zeus: granted but then you are thrown into Tartarus for eternity.
My request: Apollo, can you make the CD I want come out sooner, considering the band has already finished recording but won't release until next year.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:09 pm
Apollo: Fine but its going to cost like 200 bucks
My r.: can i not have asked that question?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:18 pm
Zeus: Yes but you'll still be in Tartarus for eternity.
My request: Can someone make my favorite author finish her book release it early and have Beka and Rosto paired together?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:24 pm
Aphrodite: fine but in the end everyone dies. My request: Can I get my dog sooner?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:12 pm
Pan: Yes, but the dog will run away.
My request: Aphrodite, will you do something to make my parents stop hating my boyfriend?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:16 pm
Aphrodite: yes, but then your boyfriend hates you.
My Request: Will you make my homeroom teacher slightly less insane?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:23 pm
Dionysus: Yes, but then you will turn insane instead.
My Request: Eos, will you let me a few extra hours to sleep in before sunrise tomorrow?
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:50 pm
Eos: Done but sunrise will come even earlier the next day to make up for the extra hours you slept.
My request: Can the people who make Clash of the Gods make an episode about the Twins Apollo and Artemis.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:30 pm
Yes, but everything said will be total lie that drives any respectable Greek mythological fanatic mad.
Apollo, will you grant me the gift of prophecy?
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