PETITION THE GODS....

[DeleteThisInactiveAccount]

Aphrodite: Yes, but he will fall from Olympus-- again, and I will ignore his existence hence forward.

My question: Hekate, will you teach me how to control my seizures?  

[Sindavra]

Hekate: Yes, but I will require the use of your pet cat/dog/hamster/guinea-pig/(insert other pet here) as a sacrifice.


My request: Cronus, can you tell me what happened to the stone you ingested?  

[joshleal]

Cronus: Yes but then you are going to Tartarus for knowing what a mortal should never know *shudders*

My request: ummm... can someone give a request for me?  

[Sindavra]

Hermes: Yes, but I stole it.

My Request: Hera, can you tell us how many times you've had an arguement with Zeus about his Lechery?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Hera: I can but you will then be sent to Hades for knowing something a mortal has no right to know.

My request: Hermes can you list all the titles you have?  

[joshleal]

Hermes: Fine but you have to be my slave because i never wanted to list them all

My request: Can i be immortal??!?!??!??? 4laugh  

[Cinna-it]

Zeus: granted but then you are thrown into Tartarus for eternity.

My request: Apollo, can you make the CD I want come out sooner, considering the band has already finished recording but won't release until next year.  

[joshleal]

Apollo: Fine but its going to cost like 200 bucks

My r.: can i not have asked that question?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Zeus: Yes but you'll still be in Tartarus for eternity.

My request: Can someone make my favorite author finish her book release it early and have Beka and Rosto paired together?  

[Cinna-it]

Aphrodite: fine but in the end everyone dies.
My request: Can I get my dog sooner?  

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Pan: Yes, but the dog will run away.

My request: Aphrodite, will you do something to make my parents stop hating my boyfriend?  

[Cinna-it]

Aphrodite: yes, but then your boyfriend hates you.

My Request: Will you make my homeroom teacher slightly less insane?  

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Dionysus: Yes, but then you will turn insane instead.

My Request: Eos, will you let me a few extra hours to sleep in before sunrise tomorrow?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Eos: Done but sunrise will come even earlier the next day to make up for the extra hours you slept.

My request: Can the people who make Clash of the Gods make an episode about the Twins Apollo and Artemis.  

[White Queen Amata]

Yes, but everything said will be total lie that drives any respectable Greek mythological fanatic mad.

Apollo, will you grant me the gift of prophecy?