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 Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:19 pm
Within the depths of the forest (which was conveniently located a few yards away from the duo), something stirred. The two could easily hear the soft whispers of leaves being shoved aside, followed by a riiiiiiip! along with contented munching noises. Perhaps their quarry for the day was closer than they originally thought...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:55 pm
Facepaw.
Lucifer rolled his eyes, a paw on Noel's shoulder. His initial intention had been to push Noel off him with that paw, but he hadn't had the heart to do it. Damn it, what the hell.
Idiot, big baby, god, what am I going to do with you, Noel.
A smirk touched the corner of his maw, it was all he could do. What a dork, a cute dork, but a dork.
"Don't--"
Wait, what the ******** was that? Lucifer's ears twitched, laying back against his head. There was something out there. Hmmm...
"Shhh, stay behind me."
He wanted to know what he was.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:08 pm
Noel did as told with out question. He did NOT want to see what ever was out there making those sounds. Course, Noel also took this time to be REAL close to Lucifer and wrap his arms around his waist. Ah... if he wasn't about to piss him self he'd say this was paradise.
But it wasn't... There was something out there.
Oh s**t... Demon deer? Maybe? Did they rip things? Noel whimpered some.
"Lucifer...." He buried his face into the bigger audio's tail as he whined. He was scared and did not want to end up like the grizzly man.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:45 pm
Riiiiip! Munch, munch, munch.
RIIIIIIP! Munch, munch, munch.
The pair stealthily crept forward, carefully lifting branches out of their way to peer and see... well, fsk, what was that?! It was taller than Chef Hatchet, just as hairy, and it looked greyish-purple. Thankfully its rear-end was closest to the two, so it hasn't seen them yet.
...or has it? Man! It's gotten really quiet now that the ripping and eating sound has stopped.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:12 pm
"Don't be such a wuss."
Lucifer's voice was a whisper (he didn't want to scare the thing off before he had the chance to see what it was), tail twitching in Noel's grasp. The last thing he needed was Noel freaking out and running off again. Knowing Noel, he would have run right into trouble, or gotten himself hurt, and then Lucifer would have to find him again. Though really, he was very cute right then.
What the hell was that thing?
Lucifer crouched, daring to creep closer a step closer, trying to get a better look. Wait, why was it so eerily quiet all of a sudden?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:32 pm
Noel followed suit, crouching... as far away as he could but still have an arm full of Lucifer tail. Big hairy mystery thing. No thanks.
Noel was fine just hanging back, crying silently, and petting Lucifers tail. Noel wasn't a complete wuss all the time, just right now he didn't see the point in being brave. Yeah, thats the reason he stayed so far back... Away from the thing... and let Lucifer have all the fun... while he silently cried.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:44 pm
CRACK!
Uh-oh, looks like someone wasn't watching where they were stepping. A twig snapped, and the great beast turned to look behind it. It. Was. HUGE. Its hooves were larger than dinner plates, and its yellow gaze was full of malicious intent. It could have easily classified itself as a demon deer save for one little fact: it was a huge effin' moose.
And this moose happened to spot the bright colors both the campers sported.
It turned and grunted, stomping one massive hoof in warning, lowering its head just enough to show off its enormous rack.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:57 pm
Oh...s**t...
Lucifer froze, his gaze looked on the moose's for a moment before drifting to its antlers. And it looked angry... Sharks didn't frighten him, neither did the gators, but that thing...holy s**t it was huge!
"Noel...back up...slowly."
Lucifer backed away several steps, a paw reached behind him to nudge Noel along as well. Don't run away Noel, whatever you do, please don't run. Any sudden movement and that thing was sure to charge, and being trampled by a moose was -not- on his list of things he wanted to do today.
Oh s**t...did moose charge at red like bulls did?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:02 pm
Noel swallowed a scream. You could now hear him going 'ohshitohshit' in a very squeaky squeezed voice. Tears were running down the Brits cheeks.
Demon deer, they existed... s**t. Noel hadn't really fully believed it but now.. here was one. s**t, what if its extra metal mouth came out. What if it sprayed them with its acid blood.
Noel cried . He was frozen in fear. Running wasn't an option for the now knee shaking Noel.
Heck, even Lucifer seemed concerned. When you saviors concerned you know your in deep s**t.
"ohshitohshitohshit" The sentence was like one big train of a word as he shook.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:14 pm
The moose snorted and pawed the ground, lowering its antlers further down. A low moan rumbled from its throat before growing in sound before the bellow ripped free from its throat. It was clear that this moose was not happy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:26 pm
s**t.
Lucifer took several more steps backward, still crouched, not wanted to provoke the moose by standing to his full height. With a bit more force, he nudged Noel behind him, he needed the little fanboy to stay calm and not freak out, but he also needed him to MOVE!
"Noel, be quiet, just go."
Lucifer knew there was no such thing as demon deer, but that didn't mean he wanted -that- beast to come after him. They had to get out of there, now, or at least find some way to get the moose's attention away from them. And somehow he had the feeling his usual bribe of crunchberries was -not- going to work this time.
Wait, a stick at his paws. Lucifer picked up the stick, keeping it close to the ground before he tossed it into the bushes, hoping to distract the moose.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:02 pm
Noel finally came back down to earth. His heart was pumping so hard he could hear it in his head.
That thing was HUGE though. I mean, Noel had thought demon deer would be big , but THAT big? s**t.
Noel just wanted to run.... but he couldn't up and leave Lucifer here with that thing. It'd murder him! And who's tail would he cling to then?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:08 pm
As Lucifer threw the branch to one side, the moose's gaze whipped over and peered nearsightedly towards to bush. Was there... more? The moose bellowed again and fell for it, charging in the direction the stick landed.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:41 pm
"Noel, let's go, NOW."
Lucifer was on his feet, one paw grasping Noel's wrist to quickly haul him upright and nearly drag him through the forest, away from the moose. It wouldn't take long for the beast to realize it had been tricked, Lucifer did NOT want to be there when it did.
"Quietly, come on."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:45 pm
Noel was running as fast as he could. The big problem with keeping up with Lucifer was that , Lucifers legs were FAR longer then his. Noel was only 5 "9" and Lucifer towered over him. There was no contest.
Pant pant , huff huff.
Noel had no words inside of him right now. .. All the Brit could think was GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW.
Seriously, that and what hair products were good to fix a cow lick. Really? What blend of fruity hair products could cure the world of cow licks. Cow licks just werent cool man. Noel wished everyone had perfect hair like he did. Also... thoughts of Lucifers undies were going through the mods hair.
Heh... panties.. smirk.
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