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For daddys little dead princess's name:
Lil Deathi

Lil Ed (No white tummy)
Big version of Ed///Big Ed2 (White tummy)

There once was a master, a master of a dead penguin named Ed; whose temper was said to be great then a feral and rabbi infested leopard seal. This master was looking for company, he had seen the creatures called the Soquili many times, but had never quiet managed to catch one. One day the master was lazing about on his couch, and he got a good idea. “Ed, go find me a Soquili,” he waved Ed off but added as if an afterthought, “Those are the pretty horse creatures I showed you before.” The Master watched Ed hobble off; once more he lay back on the couch to take a nap.

Ed had seen the pretty horse things before, he had no idea where he was going to find one of those; but determined to listen to his master he walked off to the nearest cemetery, and there he saw a ghoul. “Miss Ghoul, I am looking for a Soquili, have you seen one?” The Ghoul, who had been rummaging in a carcass of a rat, looked up and spotting the penguin she sneered. “No, does this look like a place for those fancy footed living things?” She screamed and tossed the rat to Ed who epped and jumped back, right through a ghost who he had first heard wailing when he entered the cemetery. “Ah,” the ghost cried surprised as he looked at Ed.

“You flesh body creature, away with you now; get out of my lovely cemetery!” Now, normally Ed would ignore a ghost; but this one started to wail and cry so Ed hurried away. After he stood a bit away from the cemetery, he stopped at tried to think of where he would find one of these horsy creatures. Scratching his brain Ed suddenly got an idea, if not in a ground cemetery, what of one in the water! Hobbling off toward the sea Ed happily hummed to himself, while leaving a trail of blood in his wake.

When he got to the sea Ed happily leaped in, it took him awhile to find a cemetery; the shark that tried to eat him didn’t help save time of course. When he got to the cemetery, he had only took a single step in when fishy green people started screaming and jabbing him with sharp things, dead or not it still hurt! Quickly Ed went back to land, sighing as he still had not found a Soquili. Looking up at a crinkly sound Ed fell back as a paper smacked him in the face, angry he was about to toss it when he caught sight of an ad; An undead basket, to be given away! Happy Ed jumped about on his one good foot, his button eyes tearing up with blood in his happiness.

Quickly he set off to see the basket, undead just like him; he was so happy! However when he got there he found, the other was not undead but pretty and alive. Worried and saddened Ed looked to the basket, but out of the corner of his eye he saw the baskets mother had a little penguin, and on closer inspection of the basket, there was something there to! Still, he wasn’t cute like the basket’s mother penguin, after all his brain was showing, and he had a lovely smell of death about him. Worried he tried to think; but all he came up with was putting on dresses, and Ed did not think he would look good in a dress.

Looking back to the mom his eyes lit up, she wore bows and so many of them! Smiling Ed waited until it was night, and stole one of the moms bow’s before running off home. He had not meant to, but he tore the boy a bit, but it looked even better, surely the mother would like him now, he was wearing one of her favorite bows! Sticking it onto his back he waited for day and went back, hoping now to get the basket for his master.
So, the things I would do for her, draw her own minion penguin, and tell the epic story of how the penguin searched a long time for that extra special undead someone, her!