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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:18 pm
The Timestalker XemryXIII so... just a couple of minutes ago i was just sitting here randoming as usual...when me and my sister hear a loud boom sound outside she asks me "what was that?" i just shrug so we get up and look out the window... and we a yellow Volkswagen Beetle up on the sidewalk, crashed into a fire hydrant... apparently, by some kind of amazing driving anomaly, this girl crashed her car...on a straight road where the speed limit is 25mph FHL... rofl What kind of horrible, soulless person damagesa Volkswagen Beetle?! Genius! yes.... ******** the girl.... ******** her hard
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:21 pm
The Timestalker XemryXIII so... just a couple of minutes ago i was just sitting here randoming as usual...when me and my sister hear a loud boom sound outside she asks me "what was that?" i just shrug so we get up and look out the window... and we saw a yellow Volkswagen Beetle up on the sidewalk, crashed into a fire hydrant... apparently, by some kind of amazing driving anomaly, this girl crashed her car...on a straight road where the speed limit is 25mph FHL... rofl What kind of horrible, soulless person damagesa Volkswagen Beetle?! this chick apparently... it looks like it was brand new too now the windshield is all smashed
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:56 pm
lol i just got hacked like 5 mins ago so do that count
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:12 pm
Edge_904 lol i just got hacked like 5 mins ago so do that count indeed it does count...
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Beloved Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:59 pm
Major FML moment.
Train I was SUPPOSED to catch is three hours late.
In a town I know nothing about.
Not only do I get mugged in said town, they take my train ticket.
No phone, no money, no ticket.
Then got the third degree when I got home.
Apperantly a 17 year old is supposed to know how to NOT get mugged ata train station when the guy has a gun.
F....M....L...
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:15 am
hoshi_the_halfbreed Major FML moment. Train I was SUPPOSED to catch is three hours late. In a town I know nothing about. Not only do I get mugged in said town, they take my train ticket. No phone, no money, no ticket. Then got the third degree when I got home. Apperantly a 17 year old is supposed to know how to NOT get mugged ata train station when the guy has a gun. F....M....L... i believe that this is officially the FML of the day
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:22 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:52 am
yeah that def beats out anything i could have said...
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:18 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:48 pm
I read this in a book entitled FML
We went over to a friend's house to get high
since his parents were going to be gone for a few hours.
When we're done smoking we get a call from his parents
saying they'll be home in five minutes.
We try spraying air freshener to mask the smell
though we were high.
It was bug spray.
FML
Paraphrased from what I can remember but hilarious
whee
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:52 pm
"Today, I got a letter from Princeton that said i got accepted. I jumped for joy screaming at the top of my lungs. My little brother walks in laughing with his camcorder on record. He played a joke on me and gave me the real letter. I was denied. FML"
rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:00 pm
Mighty Maxz
"Today, I got a letter from Princeton that said i got accepted. I jumped for joy screaming at the top of my lungs. My little brother walks in laughing with his camcorder on record. He played a joke on me and gave me the real letter. I was denied. FML"
rofl
lol...damn...
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:03 pm
"Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML"
rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:10 pm
i chipped the back of my tooth off eating a popsickle. thats just suger, foodcoloring and ice. WTF FML!! i had to get fillings
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:47 pm
F M L
Yesterday I was driving to go buy smokes, with a friend.
I have never been pulled over, I drive every day over 100 miles, with expired registration, and a broken brake light. I went to see Year One the other day and I drove to a diff town to see it. I drove infront of a police car, and passed about 4 highway patrol cars, didn't get pulled over. I also have to spend tons of money to go a very far distance to enroll for college classes, and pay abunch of other s**t.
So I go on a 5 min drive to buy some smokes, I pull out of the parking lot and a cop turns around and pulls me over, he tells me I have a expired registration and a broken tail light, I reply, I am actually going to get it fixed on monday, By the way this happened on friday.
So he says ok that is good, I'll be right back, so he takes my ID and my papers and walks back to his car, he sits there and it looks like he starts writing a ticket, he gets on the phone, with a friend! and spends about 20 mins making dinner reservations for him and his wife and their friends.
So after 20 mins of waiting in the extreme heat of about 110, he walks back to my car and hands me a ticket, he says, ok I am going to write you a ticket for the registration and a fix it ticket for the light, he spends another 20 mins explaining how to get out of the ticket, if I go and register it on monday and fix the light (JUST LIKE I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO DO) he gives me the ticket, than spends another 20 mins chatting up my friend, because my friends dad was a seargent for 17 years in the police force in this area, so he is all, oh i know him etc...
SO he walks away and now I have to spend 150 bucks going to register the car, plus driving all the way to the courts so I can have them waver the fee and only pay about 60 bucks for a ticket fee (Instead of the 400 the ticket it for, the cop told me that I could do this because I got it fixed soon after the ticket.)
So now I have to go all over the place because this ONE ******** COP COULDN'T JUST GIVE ME A WARNING!
(By the way, I just spend around 1,000 bucks fixing the ********' car.)
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