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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:00 am


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You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.

Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.

I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!

That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:10 am


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You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.

Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.

I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!

That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:12 am


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TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Illustrated Indignity

You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.

Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.

I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!

That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:15 am


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TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Illustrated Indignity

You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.

Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.

I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!

That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:19 am


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TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Illustrated Indignity

You should tell them that if they ever mention those sparkly vampires again, you'll rip up and kill everything and everyone important to them.

Or photoshop/find a picture of Edward and Jacob macking. THAT'LL scare the bejeezus out of them.

I should so do that! Ha! Edward and Jacob.. that's full of win!!

That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:30 am


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That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:33 am


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That will not scare them! I've seen Twitards enjoying such a spectacle!


It seems Twitards understand the painfully obvious fact that Edward is gay for Jacob.

Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

Yay!!!!!!!!

As for the news about pornographic Twilight fanfics, there are lots of 'em, trust me! It's kinda like when Naruto or Vampire Knight became popular.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:36 am


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Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

Yay!!!!!!!!

As for the news about pornographic Twilight fanfics, there are lots of 'em, trust me! It's kinda like when Naruto or Vampire Knight became popular.


I'm still recovering from the Naruto attacks. stressed

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:39 am


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Yes, and they enjoy every second of it! gonk


I need to know what this world is coming to. Seriously. rolleyes

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

Yay!!!!!!!!

As for the news about pornographic Twilight fanfics, there are lots of 'em, trust me! It's kinda like when Naruto or Vampire Knight became popular.


I'm still recovering from the Naruto attacks. stressed

Same here, and also the Vampire Knight attacks!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:42 am


Emperor Angelo XXV
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Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

Yay!!!!!!!!

As for the news about pornographic Twilight fanfics, there are lots of 'em, trust me! It's kinda like when Naruto or Vampire Knight became popular.


I'm still recovering from the Naruto attacks. stressed

Same here, and also the Vampire Knight attacks!


So now Twilight's suffering from the yaoi fiction curse. But we all know it was bound to happen.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:53 am


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Emperor Angelo XXV

Suffice to say, many idiots are what this world's coming to. One of my friends told me that there is even pronographic Edward/Jacob fanfics.


............. What I have just heard of cannot be unheard of.

In other news, I like your signature. Cookies, not pr0n, which is weird because according to my username, I promised you cookies.

Yay!!!!!!!!

As for the news about pornographic Twilight fanfics, there are lots of 'em, trust me! It's kinda like when Naruto or Vampire Knight became popular.


I'm still recovering from the Naruto attacks. stressed

Same here, and also the Vampire Knight attacks!


So now Twilight's suffering from the yaoi fiction curse. But we all know it was bound to happen.

Yup. This is what happens when there's a story with extremely good-looking guys.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:01 am


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Find a few Photoshop-ed pictures of Edward the sparkle-fairy princess. I believe there are some in the art section of this guild.

They'll love those.

Kinda like my sig?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:10 am


...I like him because he's pretty?

Urgh, if only this person were me, she'd get the point. Mainly because when I was in high school (around 05-06, a few years before I even heard of Twilight), every guy I found "cute" turned out to be some sort of douchebag in some way or form, whether it'd be their tastes on gals (most preferred those skanky types), or how they treated them (cheating on one gal with another... and then cheating on that one as well).

Hey, wait. I believe that the IRL lesson'll come soon enough. Then again, the kid's eight, right? Hopefully, that mindset will not stick around forever.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:30 am


My dad and I made fun of a girl at Blockbuster who wanted a movie because:

"He's sooooooo cute!"

We still cackle about it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:16 pm


Ol Gypsy
My dad and I made fun of a girl at Blockbuster who wanted a movie because:

"He's sooooooo cute!"

We still cackle about it.

I do stuff like that at the mall. Most employees just laugh when I slap wrists or say NO like I'm trying to housebreak a puppy..
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