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Questionable Investigator
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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:50 am
Quote: Dally’s stomach fell off… she got nervous, “Uh… y-y-yeah…” Quote: I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart”
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:05 am
Quote: "He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down." The ********, how does one wobble like boobs then hit slaves IN a mall. rofl Quote: “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM a**l.” There is no way in hell that this s**t can happen. XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:50 am
He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down. The employee working was getting liberated.
that happens to be my fave :]
but why is everyone calling her a troll?
what does that even mean?
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:40 am
Kris_Dragoness Quote: "He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down." The ********, how does one wobble like boobs then hit slaves IN a mall. rofl Quote: “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM a**l.” There is no way in hell that this s**t can happen. XD  ⊰
Oo Bby.
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:45 am
fxcktomatosauce He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down. The employee working was getting liberated. that happens to be my fave :] but why is everyone calling her a troll? what does that even mean?
troll = doing this s**t on purpose.
xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:56 am
✖ ✖ ✖ I was going to quote Chapter four, but I no longer feel like it｡ o 3 o ;; My favorite quotes from chapter 5 is : Quote: "He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down." LIKE A BOOBY? WHAT? c: Quote: “WE WILL NEVER CATCH HIM” cryed Draco, just then Dallystarted getting morning sickness all over the store. “Oh my god…” Draco said, looking at the puke. “Are you…. ….?” K that's random｡ I thought Dally turned Hiei's "c** into water"｡ :l Quote: “This can’t be…” Daldo said, “Hiei… I thought…!” LOL, whose DALDO?? Quote: Hiei got bat… the others just stared down ventmently. “Hiei is this true?” said Edward coyly as if to pretend nothing happened, “Did you impignate her?” HIEI DID YOU IMPIGNATE DALLY?? >:c Quote: “I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart” :l Quote: Dally started to cry… why was he being so mean to her? She thought. Hiei came back in though and Edwart porned off. Porned off? Does this mean he was fapping? :l ✖ ✖ ✖
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S L E E P I N G P U P P Y
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:30 am
Meanwhile Edward and Draco were upstairs in Dumbeldores house. They were sitting on his bed cuz he said they were out of cars.
rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:00 pm
Quote: Edward bust into the room and saw them making woopie and had a look of sheer whore on his face. He balls dropped, he could not believe what he was saving. Well it's about damn time. More than a hundred-years-old and they drop NOW? I'd have a look of WHORE on my face too if they dropped that late..
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:32 pm
I'm a pretty big fan of the "He was angry he was tumors" one lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:11 pm
OMG. Just reading this I had to go use the bathroom. xD
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:28 pm
“Oh no don’t worry thought I will have it all took care of,” she said and bamfed them out.
BAMFED.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:30 pm
I laughed so hard I cried xd rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:47 pm
“Listen… Dally… I need to talk to you about something,” Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat.
where Edward shat.
where Edward shat.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:51 pm
Quote: “What is he so mad about?” Hiei asked. “I don’t know,” Bella lied. and Quote: “RIGHT ******** NOW” said Bella. Bella spoke from the grave. Twice. Quote: “RAVENCLAW!” Dally’s face fell off.. she could not believe it! Yeah and I can't believe it either.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:42 pm
My faves w/ commentary biggrin : D: D: D: D
Chp 4 good quotetage biggrin
In the back of the rom, Proffessor Snaps was watching Bella carefully… he did not get the memo about her coming to give a pubic speech and so from afar he thought that it was Harry Potter’s mom! When Bella’s speech was over, she walked to the backyard to board her 2003 Chevy Pullover when a bag flew over her head.”
“I have you now, Lilly Anne Potter!” he says and soufflés her into the trunk of his jeep. He sped off into the night. Edward grred… again his sences were tingling in the moment’s heat.
edWORD grrrs often. Proff snaps?... 2003 Chevy Pullover model brand 8-64-V8 engine, custom blue slick and red tire paintjob...
WTFFTW?
“Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted. “But we need someone who is good with a sword…”
#1. WHY A SWORD?
#2.LILLY ANNE POTTER IS DEAD?
#3. Something horny. Something very, very horny. Just as he said it, he got a boner. FTWWTF
Some good quoted from chapter three biggrin
Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a p***s.
I assume it will happen shortly... in the near future... this remind me of stepbrothers"But the ground has no p***s"
“It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my c** into water and then it wont be babies,” he said as he started to ******** her. Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees.
EXTREME.
(Graphic sex)
So they continued… but just from the first chreptar 1, Edward was watching from the darkness… he had used his vampire powers to turn into a bat and they didn’t notice him fly in.
Twilight vamps now turn into bats.
HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them that he used his wizard powers to turn the water back into c**. He would have his revenge!!!
edWORD=Vampirewitch like dally, except dally is also a mutant... edWORD knows the exact spell to turn water back into c**. God, you pervert...
“Hello students, what can I halp you with?” he asserted.
“Dumbledore Is gay!” blarted Edword.
edWORD blarts often.
“Well students there is nothing wrong with bean gay,” he said, “I am bisexual myself.”
Jack is bi. (Sally...?)
“No but he tried to FINGER US” said Draco, he turned blue a little because he was embarrassed. Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve.
Fingering=Zipping your pants down...
“OH ********” said Jack. They exclaimed to his the whole story and he said, “Don’t worry I will take acres of this. Just go to your rooms and sleep for tonight. Until then incest Dumbledore is not here there are no rules…”
Jack... curses... Dumbledore... INCEST FTW WTF
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