oh yea and these are my fav from pirates of the Caribbean
Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!
Davy Jones: [shows the key] No you don't.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.
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Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.
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Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. A lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly!
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
[uses the Dead Man's Chest to trigger a line to pull him up to the Flying Dutchman's mast]
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Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish.
[Gibbs throws Jack's hat]
Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.
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[Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] Yes, I lied to you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] No, I don't love you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] Of course it makes you look fat.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] I've never been to Brussels.
Jack Sparrow: [to Giselle] It is pronounced *egregious*.
Jack Sparrow: [to Scarlett] By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
Jack Sparrow: [to both] And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]
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Jack Sparrow: How's mum?
[Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.
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Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa!
[Will shocked because of her 'choice]
Elizabeth Swann: [to Barbossa] Marry us!
[Will is relieved]
Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
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Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
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Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
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Cabin Boy: [sung] The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed /And bound her in her bones./ The seas be ours and by the powers/ Where we will, we'll roam.
[joined by other prisoners]
Cabin Boy: Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!/ Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!
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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you...
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: ...chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
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Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Cutler Beckett: [Beckett falters, confused]
Jack Sparrow: [Weakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her in shock]
Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Delma] As for you...
Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.
[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
Jack Sparrow: [to Tai Huang] Who are you?
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.
[takes out compass]
Cotton's Parrot: 'Weigh anchor.
Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin' Jack?
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Jack
biggrin idn't anyone come to save me,just because they miss me?
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i just loved the movie i never imagined the post would be so long 0. o
oh well XD you asked for it X3
