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Had this discussion with my friends
  Decided the quiet one in our group is most likely to become a serial killer.
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Daniclone_23

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:23 pm


Shove bamboo through the fingernails, but I'm too nice to kill 'em :/
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:33 pm


I wouldn't reduce it to killing just females or just males like a lot of serial killers do, I'd decide on different matters. To a certain point, couples are attracting to pick as a target, but I'd really just pick one part of the couple, likely the one who is less likely to go insane afterwards or the dominant one.
I'd probably lock myself up in their very apartments with them, making sure there is no way one could notice me (acting as if I was a one-night-stand, changing the looks afterwards, gloves, blah blah whatever), and torture the person intensely before the actual kill takes place. This would have the main trademark of calling the other part of the relationship on the phone when the job is almost finished, letting him/her hear the final squeaks. The tortures would involve, as the actual kill, various household items and the possibilities those offer- Always out of the person's house. However, I'd likely kill my victims by serene removal of incestines and lots of inner organs, keeping them alive as long as possible, though. I'd likely experiment, but leave the victim in a sorta artsy pose when it is actually dead. Depending on the situation and what I have there to do so, I suppose.

Cuivie



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:10 am


Cuivie
I wouldn't reduce it to killing just females or just males like a lot of serial killers do, I'd decide on different matters. To a certain point, couples are attracting to pick as a target, but I'd really just pick one part of the couple, likely the one who is less likely to go insane afterwards or the dominant one.
I'd probably lock myself up in their very apartments with them, making sure there is no way one could notice me (acting as if I was a one-night-stand, changing the looks afterwards, gloves, blah blah whatever), and torture the person intensely before the actual kill takes place. This would have the main trademark of calling the other part of the relationship on the phone when the job is almost finished, letting him/her hear the final squeaks. The tortures would involve, as the actual kill, various household items and the possibilities those offer- Always out of the person's house. However, I'd likely kill my victims by serene removal of incestines and lots of inner organs, keeping them alive as long as possible, though. I'd likely experiment, but leave the victim in a sorta artsy pose when it is actually dead. Depending on the situation and what I have there to do so, I suppose.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:48 am


Cuivie
I wouldn't reduce it to killing just females or just males like a lot of serial killers do, I'd decide on different matters. To a certain point, couples are attracting to pick as a target, but I'd really just pick one part of the couple, likely the one who is less likely to go insane afterwards or the dominant one.
I'd probably lock myself up in their very apartments with them, making sure there is no way one could notice me (acting as if I was a one-night-stand, changing the looks afterwards, gloves, blah blah whatever), and torture the person intensely before the actual kill takes place. This would have the main trademark of calling the other part of the relationship on the phone when the job is almost finished, letting him/her hear the final squeaks. The tortures would involve, as the actual kill, various household items and the possibilities those offer- Always out of the person's house. However, I'd likely kill my victims by serene removal of incestines and lots of inner organs, keeping them alive as long as possible, though. I'd likely experiment, but leave the victim in a sorta artsy pose when it is actually dead. Depending on the situation and what I have there to do so, I suppose.
Wear a mask. Intestines stink.



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Lol actually I don't know if they do or not.

Xiporah


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:12 am


You lost me at intestines.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:03 pm


Zahwomen
I would change my m.o. from victim to victim, and choose people at random in random intervals.

I would want the cops to think they had multiple killers loose at once.

Eventually it would start being humorous, like I would go out, brain somebody to death with a cast-iron skillet, then steal his car, use it to run over some young skateboarder, steal his board, use it to beat an old lady to death, and then take her meds in her purse and use them to poison somebody in a coffee house.

Then I would go home and watch the hilarity unfold on the news.


Why does this vaguely sound like a Phoenix Wright plot?

Vitamin Crack


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:33 pm


Repeated blows to the head with something hard and metal then finish them off with slit throat. There wouldn't be a victim pattern, I'd move around a lot. I wouldn't kill kids though.

Then I'd be a theft and steal things like hammers and sharp objects from people's garages to confuse the cops. Murder weapons would be disposed of far from the victim at least 100 miles and in ponds, river, creeks swamps.


Holy s**t I'm scaring myself.
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