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 Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:08 pm
Margaret turns around to see...
DAVID BOWIE!!!
"Oh my god." She says, then turns around again and runs away. Then a strange boy in a sailor girl outfit yells, "I want my mommy!" But then Margaret figures out that it's a girl. She walks over to the girl and...
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:14 pm
(grr)
Then she continues to run from David Bowie who is close on her tail. *puts her tail back in her pants* As she is running and not looking in front of her she runs into an elderly lady. She is about to eat her but decides against it. Old people are cut but don't taste good. Instead she apologized and continues running.
"WAIT!" David screams.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:15 pm
He tackles her and transforms into a cute little kiteen who mews innocently.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:33 pm
Margaret stares at the kitten, pets it, runs away, and runs into a love hotel by accident.
"What planet did I stumble upon?!" She says as she looks at the fat men and hookers and teacher and students (worst dirty joke EVER) and...
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:40 pm
Suddenly, a hairy caveman who had recently broken out of jail arrived at the scene and started singing about stripes. ((I got the idea from this YouTube video when the guy is singing about stripes. Watch the whole vid, it's funny as h***!))
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hitsukiri rolled 20 100-sided dice:
9, 66, 29, 95, 93, 81, 40, 53, 84, 79, 70, 69, 58, 79, 36, 38, 85, 10, 45, 66
Total: 1185 (20-2000)
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:08 pm
But the caveman was so bad at singing that Simon Cowell busted in and told his orphan minions to attack the caveman, thus stopping the horrible song.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:22 pm
Then Michael Jackson came in and took the orphans away with his *****. "What in the..." Margaret started, but before she could finish, the police took her away...
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:39 pm
"Where are you taking me" she demands ,"More importantly Why are you taking me there?!?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:40 pm
"Because....you like pie...and you need a shave twisted " said a police man who looks like sweeney todd.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:49 pm
" BUT I AM BALD.... CANCER YOU JERK. SEE THIS?!? *takes off wig* It's a wig" Now put me down!"
"Fine" he growls. "However, there is still the matter of the pie. I can smell the pie on your breath!"
"That is your breath, oh and by the way you need to brush... eww much?". "Now if there is nothing else, PLEASE PUT ME DOWN" *Bites his hand off and then kicks him in the crotch*
"Sister? Sister, is that you? OMG OMG it is you. Come here. It's me Luann!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:52 pm
*Falls to to ground and dies but spirit comes back to rape you*
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:57 pm
xXSoul Reaper ZeroXx *Falls to to ground and dies but spirit comes back to rape you* WTF? who dies? note this is not part of story
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:58 pm
screw that...the police man
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