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Nekotalim_II

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:44 am


I'll never understand you're need to slander other people about their sexual abilities.
Outside you think it'll embarass me to say that I ejaculated prematurely in a sexual romp that only exists in your sad, lonely twisted mind.

I don't crave attention, or affection, I'm not weak like that. All that matters to me is destruction and devestation.

So stop embarassing yourself with this irritating fiction.

The Manhattan Project
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:00 pm


Dear Manhattan Project,

So you admit that you're a premature ejaculator? I feel so bad for Roxxie.

-Yukeyurifanboy314

Dear Roxxie,

Is there anyone in EEW that you find particularly attractive outside of Team Carnage?

-Soon 2 Be Mrs. Rifle

Drive Type Wild


Nekotalim_II

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:07 pm


Quote:
Dear Manhattan Project,

So you admit that you're a premature ejaculator? I feel so bad for Roxxie.

-Yukeyurifanboy314

No, but it seems you've just admitted to not reading the entire damn response. I never had sex with Yuke or Roxxie. Honestly, that's Yuke making s**t up to draw attention to herself.

The Manhattan Project

Quote:
Dear Roxxie,

Is there anyone in EEW that you find particularly attractive outside of Team Carnage?

-Soon 2 Be Mrs. Rifle


For one thing I'm not attracted to anyone WITHIN Team Carnage. Not Yuke, not Chrono, not Diet Toxic Terry and certainly not The Manhattan Project and not Chrono.
As for outside of TC, meh. the pickings are kind of slim. Sure some of the guys are pretty good eye candy, but most of them are ******** bugnuts insane or Married. Or in Jed's case, both! blaugh

Jed doesn't interest me though, so it wouldn't matter anyway. And before the perverted idiots ask, Yeah I'm straight.

Roxxie Ink
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:54 pm


Dear Roxxie,

What would you have to say about Damita's brothers? How do they appeal to you? xd ninja

-RoxxieOwnsYuke213

Drive Type Wild


metalmanexe

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:26 am


Dear Anybody who gives a Damn,

The demoman's a spy!

-Red Spy
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:19 pm


Pyromaniacs United
Dear Roxxie,

What would you have to say about Damita's brothers? How do they appeal to you? xd ninja

-RoxxieOwnsYuke213
Never met Damien Ace, I only know what Smoke told me. That being sometime after AOW went under, that he ran a Fed called All out War Wrestling and even had a tourniment with the same pissing name as All Out Wrestling. Even if he probably didn't steal it and just had the same ideas as Smoke and Mr. Killjoy that left me kind of bitter, like we were being replaced somehow. But on a personal level I've never met him.

Now, I know Snypa since we fought before in Durem Championship Wrestling, He's not bad looking but not enough for me to consider flirting with a guy who's main solution tends to lean to setting things on fire.

Roxxie Ink

Nekotalim_II


Drive Type Wild

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:46 pm


Dear Roxxie,

I think the last time that happened was June 2008 when the Bloody Inquisition defeated C5 inside Gangsta's Paradise...since then, I haven't seen him lift a torch to anything. Personally, I think you two would look cool if you went out on one date. xd

Also, the big brother had never heard of the All-Out. I think it's purely coincidence that All-Out War Wrestling was created. It was a great company. Also, "Fight Night" had a pretty good wrestling career.

RoxxieOwnsYuke213
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:05 am


Personally this has gone on long enough, really no one cares about the sexual exploits or lack there of, of TMP and Roxxie. Whether single, straight, missing parts, bi, lesbian. Doesn't matter. No one cares.
As for me, I have my right hand lady Yuke, and my left hand lady Karla. Damita of course is there in the mix.

Now all that aside, I'm disappointed in the lack of loyalty, and the lack of impressing me. So Roxxie, Project.. As you've become aware, I now own EEW. So with that in mind I propose this...

If you wish to stay on the team Project, you will do battle against the Speed representative: Damian Le. Should you win, you can stay.
However if you lose.. He will take your place on the team and you will take his place in Speed.

Roxxie.. Roxxie.. Roxxie, you too have failed to impress me. Here I thought you could defeat Yuke at Banzai, but alias she won.
So with that in mind..It's time to free you from your contract with Team Carnage. You will do battle against *throws a dart at list of Vixens* Claire Hawkings, win the contract is yours to do what you wish.. Lose well, you're off the team.

There is no screw job here, this is not a Yuke plan. This is a Chrono plan.
Time for you to impress me..

---Chrono
EEW Owner

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Nekotalim_II

PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:47 pm


Chro-Chan, at no time did I disobey you. You never gave orders for me to disobey, in fact all you seemed to make me do was walk Project to the ring before he fought anyone. Had you the guts to order me to I would've attacked any man, woman or child in here, I said I would fight for Team Carnage (should you defeat me) and I meant it. Do not Presume to accuse me of disloyalty you cowardly, usurping schemer.
Yuke fought well, better than I expected, and unlike you she actually did it without any help, any interference. Unlike you. You never did have the nerve to actually face me in battle, just like you never had the Nerve to tell me to do anything, all that potential for pain, panic and destruction and all you needed to do was ask, but you never did either out of fear or shortsightedness and that's why you're Chro-Chan. Because behind all the Flash, drama and ego you're just a child. One that stole my obedience but a child nontheless.

Reibi Daikitsune, Roxxie Ink.



Do you honestly think I care about your schemes and machinations Chrono? I want to break, hurt and destroy. You're egotistical games of power aren't of any concern of mine. I don't care if you tell me to do your dirty work, just as long as there is dirt. I'll brutalize Le and anyone who runs down that Ramp to stop me.

The Manhattan Project
PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:51 pm


Dear Roxxie or Project,

Your thoughts on El Anim and on how are you or Project are going in this match?

-Admiral Ackbar

metalmanexe


Nekotalim_II

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:44 pm


Y'know what, Lemme take this one, I don't give a god damn if I'm not member of nWo lite Team Carnage.
El Anim is a ******** Joke, as I understand he Damien Le with a Green Lantern slogan, as Le is a joke than so is Anim. I remember working with him in the Asylum (By the way, I want my god damn money for those fights, I didn't Missile Dropkick the Sandman in the face for my health.) He was a moron, mind he shared the Roster with Chrono who thought a Splash Match with Flesh eating fishies would be a good idea so the competition for Top retard was pretty god damn stiff.
Damien's idiocy including doing things like putting Ice into booze and trying to scare Chrono with it (Don't ask) and abducting Nina Royale, one of the GM's and currently one of Clepsydra's Cumdumpsters.
Pretty odd that Damien would be in Speed, he's not exactly new blood though. Honestly I find it pretty interesting that Chrono's sending the guy who strangled him to death (Way to waste those First Aid skills Riddle) up against a guy who hounded him all over The Asylum. It'd be clever, if it wasn't so blatant.

Charlie Tibbs, The Sadist
PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:14 pm


Chrono,

I don't get it. Why take over all of EEW? What in any of the seven hells are you gaining from this? Other than power.

Your coming off like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. You might as well shave your head and start feuding with Superman.

-Future_Of_EEW

TechnicalPacifist

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red_dragon_masta

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:12 pm


Chrono,

I just want to know why you had to enlist the help of 2.0 to do yor dirty work. Why could you not just handle the former owners yourself. Or was this purely to save face with the EEW fans????

- EEW fanatic
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:04 pm


0o The Angel o0
Chrono,

I just want to know why you had to enlist the help of 2.0 to do your dirty work. Why could you not just handle the former owners yourself. Or was this purely to save face with the EEW fans????

- EEW fanatic



Why'd I enlist 2.0 to dispatch Barker and Jaydan? Apparently you forget that I was preoccupied with my duties on Banzai, or my match with Travis or my *ahem* sessions with Yuke, Damita and Karla.
Regardless, to answer your question. Evidently according to the contract I'm not allowed to harm Jaydan or Barker while they're under contract, since it would make my conquest null and void, as well as not being able to earn titles while being the new owner.

So I had to have someone dispatch those losers for me. Why 2.0? Why not Team Carnage or the Tap-Out Mafia, why Kelly King? Opportunity, that's what it was. Had 2.0 not attacked me during my contract signing I wouldn't have gotten in good with Jaydan now would I? Perhaps, perhaps not. Can't say I didn't have 87 other plans to seize control, this way was just faster...

-Chrono
EEW Owner


Un-Anonymous624

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Chrono,

I don't get it. Why take over all of EEW? What in any of the seven hells are you gaining from this? Other than power.

Your coming off like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. You might as well shave your head and start feuding with Superman.

-Future_Of_EEW



What am I gaining from this? Power obviously, but I cement my name forever in the history of EEW. Less than 10 months after my debut and I already OWN EEW. Now what have you done in 10 months in EEW?
Now as far as feuding with Superman goes. Why? That loser is a piece of garbage. In fact I'm GLAD he's dead. I'm more of a methodical Norman Osborn type anyways. That's the Original Green Goblin to you lesser known pieces of garbage out there or more specifically.. The Iron Patriot in current times.

and I'm just getting started...

-Chrono
EEW Owner

Yukari Clepsydra

Swashbuckling Sentai

15,250 Points
  • Hotblooded Hero 50
  • Hero 100
  • Battle: KO 200

Rokkr

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:56 pm


Admittedly It'd be impressive, but Jayden and Barker took over EEW from Foley and Heyman in a matter of minutes of showing up.
What have YOU done in EEW in a matter of Minutes? Besides getting covered in Piss I mean.

N2O
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