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 Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:11 am
Who's Mr. Wonka? D: Am I missing something?!? I'm so depressed.... *eats 10 more cups*
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:57 am
I WANT VANILLBANAN-O-MINT TRACKS! -eats ice cream machine- ... that's not vanillbanan-o-mint tracks... and couches don't hurt your teeth if you don't chew... I'll just be really constipated for awhile... YAY COFFEE -drinks 259.7 cups of coffee and eats the machine- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -hyperventilates- YEA!!!!! -dies-
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:05 pm
*I go back to the mirror and procure a resuscitation spell for Wynaro. And to fill a request out for more dispensing equipment. When I'm finished placing the order I cast the spell on Wynaro*
//OOC: No the vortex can NOT be eaten, it is impossible for it to be physically manipulated except for retrieving stuff, and moving it. Only the owner can do that, and even then it's a stubborn ol' thing. As a matter of fact I'm declaring by this OOC that the stuff that dispenses product for my consumers' enjoyment to be thoroughly inedible even to the most enchanted of beings.)
Well first off I have to ask that you not eat any of the dispensing equipment. mainly, it's a health code violation. Secondly, we also need to allow other patrons to actually enjoy their stay. The couches can be re-fabricated, but not the machines that supply product to the customers. I can procure most anything, but
DO NOT EAT THE DISPENSING EQUIPMENT!!!
*An extremely ominous looking face appears above my head denoting possible permanent demise if that 'request' is not filled.*
Attention all café customers...
*I walk around from behind the counter and look around the cafe making sure everyone makes eye contact with me*
Due to circumstances beyond my control, and logical reasoning... *I glare back at Wynaro with the same fire in my eyes as before* I will be unable to provide an easy to use, automatic machine, for about 24 hours. That one takes a little longer to get from the supplier; *throws my thumb back over my shoulder, indicating the vortex* but I can still make up specific orders if you will kindly order them and wait for me to make them.
*After making sure everyone heard, and understood me, I go back behind the counter. Calm back down from my bout of irritation...
And in a few minutes I hand Wynaro four gallons of Vanillbanan-O-mint tracks.
//OOC: All drinks, and snacks are enchanted so they won't melt, spoil, grow cold, or in any other way deteriorate until the person ordering it makes contact with it. I call it a 'Stasis Order'
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:13 pm
*Drinks her tea*
So who's the owner of this cafe again? And who works here? Lol.. I'm confuzzled. xp
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:34 pm
*Points at the coffee machine* Hey, does that thing make Chai Tea? If so, I'll take a large serving of it. *Looks at a random space in the couch* I claim that spot *points* as my spot. *Sits in said space and smirks* Try to move me *nods and winks as she waits for her tea*.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:01 pm
Fortunately the coffee machine wasn't et yet. It'll make anything you wish it to, provided it's not an ice cream, or some other frozen beverage. THAT was eaten by Wynaro. I can make standard iced beverages because those just aren't heated. But if you want a blended chai, you'll have to wait til tomorrow.
*since this is the automatic version, I show MDMG which buttons in which combination will make a good sized drink. I make the first cup, then set it on the counter for her. Then I go back to cleaning up some of the messes left about.*//OOC: for the first few times I'll remind people when a drink is in 'stasis'. Like Dragon Gurl's is currently.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:05 pm
-Stares frightened at 1wolffan- IM SRY crying -pukes out the frozen thingy machine. Here for you =3 -hands to mysticaldragonmastergurl- MY SPOT ON COUGH >=E3 -lifts cough flipping it upside down and shoving it upside down into my mouth- Mine.. stare
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:23 pm
It's okay Wynaro, you just weren't informed of any rules as you entered. By the way, if you still want your Vanillbanan-O-mint tracks, it's sitting right over here on the counter. I'll still need to order another Ice Cream machine, but after several days of bleaching, I can probably still use this one too. *I walk to the back room, and deposit the machine in a deep-clean cycle. Then I return to answer Alazne's question.*
@ Alaz: Actually, I'm not certain WHO owns the place. I thought you'd know, since you built it. //OOC: You started the thread If you ever find out who owns it, I'd be very interested in trying to procure it. I seem to be the only cafe staff I've seen around here. Besides THAT *again, indicating the vortex with my thumb* interesting device over there. After that, I just assumed I was on my own.
Edit: I am now the owner.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:44 pm
-takes the ice cream and inhales it- MORE! NOW! -eats a chunk of the counter- MOOOOORE!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:01 pm
*I sigh heavily, but an idea strikes me head on! I run in the back and retrieve the ice cream machine wynaro had eaten, and I had to clean. I quickly rush it over to a separate counter (//inedible counter) and set the machine up over there. Then I direct Wynaro over to it*
Okay Wynaro, here's your own Ice Cream machine. It will procure infinite quantities of anything frozen. I set it up so you can constantly draw off the stuff. But as soon as you stop eating, it stops flowing. And once you start eating again, it gets going again.
In short: You CAN'T keep eating everything around here *There's that face again*, because you'll be filling up on stuff from this thing. *pats the casing of the Ice Cream machine* I figure a bottomless stomach, ought to have a bottomless food-source.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:34 pm
-sticks head under the machine and opens mouth wide- YUMMEH!!!!! -inhales ice cream until falling asleep-
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:05 pm
*Enters coffee shop* Is the esspresso machine working?
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:40 pm
*Sips Chai Tea* It's good, thank you very much. *Looks at machine* That machine makes a good tea. I can't believe it matched what I wanted perfectly.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:45 pm
Curls up on the sofa and falls asleep snoring very loudly indeed.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:30 pm
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