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 Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:39 pm
This isn't especially funny, but it is an example of how fast kids learn. The other day I found my daughter's Halloween costume from last year. It's a tiger costume. I showed my daughter (almost 2 1/2) and asked her what it was. I expected her to say "tiger" or "tiger costume" at the most, but she said "that mine tiger I wear get trick or treat nandy." I guess I'm just bragging, but that's the most complete sentence I've ever heard her say. (It made me wish I could have seen her trick or treating.)
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:23 am
heheh that's so cute! smile My little cousin surprised us like that one time. My aunt was reading her the Bambi book and asked her, "what's that owl doing?!" She just looked up at her mom and said "The owl is flying!" not "owl fly" or "the owl is fly" which would have been the normal responses that we would have expected at her age (i don't remember exactly how old she was at the time, but she wasn't even 2 yet!) We were all just really surprised at it! whee
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:11 pm
Hubby's 5-year-old cousin has "introduced" my 2-year-old daughter to monsters. We've been trying to teach her that monsters are pretend, I'm not sure how well that's going... anyway, a couple nights ago we were in the car on our way home from my mother's house. I was at a stop and turned the light on (overhead) to put my CD in my CD visor after I tured the light back off my daughter said "turn on that light so monsters no get in mine eyes"
I'm not sure how she got the idea that monsters could get in her eyes, but I proceded to explain that I had to drive with the light off.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:55 am
well i guess i'll add one too..
my son gabriel is 3 and sleeps in bed with us(yes yes i know he needs his own bed and we are working on it) well sometimes at night he gets in the position of kicking my husband in his family jewls... being a man the next day he complained about it and was saying our son really needs to start sleeping in his own bed... as to which i jokingly replied"well if he kicks you kick him back" my son, over hearing the conversation says while making an overly fake laugh" kick me in my baby ball, Ha HA that's the funniest thing i ever heared... "
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:56 am
I had come back from washing my hands after changing the baby. The toddler said "That's my baby sis'er." I agreed, "Yes she is."
I went to pick up the baby so I could nurse, again the toddler said "That's my baby sis'er." Again I agreed, "Yes, and she's my baby girl."
Again an attempt to pick up the baby, again "That's my baby sis'er." I replied, "Yes she is. Are you going to feed her?"
The toddler looked at me funny and said "That's my baby sis'er." I replied, "yes she is." I started picking up the baby so I could feed her. The todler responsded by answering "I don' has no food in me. Only you has food in you." I was then able to pick up the baby and nurse.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:58 pm
Hey Jen, don't forget about the one where the baby "cracks you up." I think you should tell that one. I would, but I wasn't there.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:36 am
I don't even remember that one now.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:59 am
My daughter has not begun talking yet, since she is only two months old, but there is an interesting incident regarding the baby and my youngest sister.
It was the day after I came home from the hospital. My sister, who is six and does not understand pregnancy and where babies come from simply knew that I "had a baby in my belly." Anyway, I was explaining to her that she was an aunt now, and that our parents were grandparent. Seeing as the only grandparents my sister could think of were my mother's parents and my father's parents, she asked me this: "How can mommy and daddy be popop and nana (the terms we call my mother's parents)? They're not all wrinkly."
Technically, it wasn't the baby who said that, but it was something my sister said regarding that baby that I found cute.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:50 am
Strawberry Patch - That is really cute and it reminds me of what happened with my youngest brother (who at the time was12) and my mom.
I was ten days late with my first daughter and my mom was getting worried. My little brother could tell that she was worried, he told her "Don't worry Mom, you have enough gray hair to be a grandma." Being a grandma was not what my mom was worried about (and certainly not the color of her hair), but as I was told it did at least get my mom to smile.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:53 pm
I was once in charge of one of my nieces (3) for the day, and we went to my parent's house. (which is pretty big, and built in a castle style) As we were pulling up in the driveway, my niece suddenly caught sight of the house and asked in amazement, "does Snow White live here?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:01 am
I like that "wrinkly" story about grandparents. Mine is a little on the technical side, but still funny I think. It was my wife, Jen, who thought I should post it...
The otherday I was working on homework - a physics lab about electrical circuitry - and I was supposed to write MHz for megahertz, but instead had written mHz. As I changed it on paper I sort of muttered to myself "a big m for megahertz" My almost-3 daughter overheard me and came up to me and said "but little m not hurts."
She doesn't know how right she was.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:38 pm
We were at my parents house this past weekend. Hubby and I were playing D&D with my dad and one of my brothers. My mom and one of my sisters were playing with my girls. Kay came over to the table to get something from her daddy. She started yelling at him over something and my dad told her to "go to the whining room." (my dad's way of dealing with it when Kay whines is to send her into another room) and Kay looked up at my dad and yelled "I'm not whining; I'm yelling!" Thankfully my dad laughed and the situation was defused.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:48 pm
stare tried playing Peek a Boo with my week old girl. And all she does is look at me and i swore she flipped me off gonk
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