CSF Trainee's Condensed Psychiatric Interview
Official Photograph: Congratulations on your acceptance, Trainee. Which one are you, again? Thanks, Uh, My names Denver Joke, but it migh say Dee on my file, I don’t rember if I put my nickname down on it or not.
Ah, right. And how old are you, exactly? I’m eighteen, I’ll be nineteen on the fifth of May.
What is your subject specialization? I specialize in well, sorry I forgot the fancy name they gave me for it but it’s really just athletics, I’ve got a lot of endurance and I’m really energetic.
Did you excel in any additional areas? I’m a really good shot, My eyes is good compared to the good, and great compared to the masses.
What weapons are you most proficient with? Proficient?... I’m good with blasters, rockets, rifles, pistols, anything you hand me really. I’ve got a gift of shooting stuff.
What vehicle licenses have you attained? …Your talking about like my drivers license, right? I’ve got one… I’ve got a license fore every land vehicle you can think of, but those air space stuff is just wacko.
How exactly did you become so gifted? I just am? I’m good at running, I don’t know. I’ve just always been fast
And what is it that drives you to excel? What drives me…..? …. Getting to the top. I want to be the very best. There best there ever was.
Describe your mother for me. Mom. Se hated me, well maybe not hate, but it sure felt like it. She was never happy that I wasn’t a brainiac like her, she wanted me to be a scholar, but I don’t have the mind for that.
Hmm. And your father? Dad was a teacher, he taught engineering in the local collage, but was not really around much, he was the person who first signed me up for sports and showed p to a bunch of my games.
I see. Do you have any siblings? nope.
Describe your childhood for me, please. Nothing special, I went to normal schools, got average grades, had a few close friends, and kicked alien a** at sports. I was your average kid, crazy mom busy dad, too much time on my hands, you know.
How would you describe yourself? I would say that I’m, Lively, energetic, lazy, selfish, and freaking adorable… but that’s just me. [Laughs]
Do you have any previous health problems we should be aware of? no, I… no. nothing, I just sprained my ankle once running in a wet field when I was thirteen, but that was it.
What about your physical characteristics? How tall are you? How heavy? I'm pretty tall, five foot nine inches. And I weigh a hundred and nineteen pounds. There’s nothing really strange about me, oh except that I’m human.
Is there anything else you'd like to share with me? I just want to let you government type know now… [stands] I really am going to be the best! And some day I will rule you all! [laughs]
