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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:47 pm

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Me:
so you are talking with somebody else?
God:
Interesting deduction. How are you doing, somebody else.
Me:
that is not my name.
God:
somebody else is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
I said it was Tony
God:
What did you mean by it? Is it still Tony anymore?
Me:
yes, yes it is
God:
Come on. Our thoughts are one, somebody else.
Me:
I said Tony!
God:
What did you mean by it? Is that from ?
Me:
MY NAME IS TONY!!!
God:
How are you doing, TONY.

I laughed so hard at this. I can imagine God screaming TONY!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:55 pm

Me:
Let's make love.
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Brianna.
Me:
It was amazing.
God:
make love was amazing? Very interesting.
Me:
Did you like it?
God:
make love? Did I like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
God:
Ugh. Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO KILL YOU.
God:
Do you get there very often?
Me:
You know what....
God:
What?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
I have nothing against them, only you.
God:
Where did you get your nothing against them only me? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
So now you want to bang again?
God:
Once more? Ahem. Why now? OK, I will bang.
Me:
Okay let's go.
God:
Yeah okay, OK let's do it.

ALRIGHT I'LL STOP.

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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:59 pm

Me:
So I heard you like Mudkips...
God:
Someone is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
So you don't like mudkip?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
I bet you do
God:
" I like the Bible."? Do I?
Me:
It's all about you, huh?
God:
Yup. Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
Sounds really boring
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
But you just said..
God:
" Yes it sounds like it to me too, ."? I said?
Me:
Is it interesting or boring? Make up your mind
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is. I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me:
Why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
What
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
Come on what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What isn't?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
orly
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like mudkips
God:
You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
Are you racist?

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:02 pm

Oh, god, at no point did I stop loling. This site is full of WIN!

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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:12 pm

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
N00b
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in N00b?
Me:
No, they are secrets
God:
Are you serious? secrets are they.
Me:
Yes, Yoda, secrets

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:26 pm

Me:
I don't need no dreams when I'm by your side. Every moment takes me to paradise.
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it? That is a generalization.
Me:
You need it.
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
Oh it's not.
God:
Ugh. I heard it is.
Me:
I heard it's not.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I need you night and day.
God:
Where do you usually get me night and day from?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
We can share this ecstasy as long as we believe in love.
God:
How?
Me:
I wont give you reason to change your mind.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Brianna.
Me:
No. Love.
God:
Are you serious? Love is all we need.
Me:
I need to hold you.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because you're a sexy beast.
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexy beast? Of course I am.
Me:
Baby, be mine.
God:
Don't call me "Baby". OK I will try to be yours.
Me:
Baby, you've got to be mine.
God:
Don't call me "Baby". I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
But I love you...
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Brianna.
Me:
I promise you, now, that the dawn will be different.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, of course I do.
God:
OK I will accept your apology. " Do you really mean it?"? Of course you do?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
I guess it's still you thrill me...
God:
Still? I thrill you?
Me:
Yes. Very much.
God:
Are you kidding? That seems like a lot.
Me:
It is...
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Only you and I can make sweet love this way.
God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, Brianna.
Me:
There's no more I can say.
God:
Has there ever been more you can say?
Me:
There has been a time, yes.
God:
Has there really.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Definitely.
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
...what? ALL THIS LOVE FOR NOTHING!?
God:
Didn't you understand it? How do you know?
Me:
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
God:

Me:
OH YOU.
God:
Yay. ""? Me, ?
Me:
YOU...
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
I love how the boyfriend part was blank.

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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:26 pm

Me:
Will you clean my room?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
are you going to ask me the personal question?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
then go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
seriously..
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Then ask me the damn question
God:
OK, "What is the damn question ?".
Me:
I DONT KNOW YET YOU HAVENT ASKED! DX

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:34 pm

That was seriously the best one, Lady Kira X.

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:46 am

Me:
I have an invisible friend
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
It just showed up
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is my invisible friend
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
Thank you
God:
How do you feel?
Me:
Happy
God:
Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me:
I didnt ask you
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I didnt ask anything
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I just said
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
....
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
....
God:
...
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
your face

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:10 am

Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
When was that?
God:
I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
Me:
so you dont know how old you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
Who is they?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
... to what?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Dont start that again
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
please dont
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
Thank god
God:
Don't mention it.

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:57 pm

LMFAO THIS IS STILL THE BEST BEST POST EVER. heart

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:00 pm

Me:
Are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
So you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Who'd you lose it too?
God:
David Bacon. smile .

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:01 pm

blinkexists182

Me:
Are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
So you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Who'd you lose it too?
God:
David Bacon. smile .

Omg me too

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:15 pm

Quote:

Me:STOP IGNORING ME!
God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:why did you ignore me?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me:you're evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:your kind of evil
God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:you!
God:" What evil lurks in the hearts of men?"? Me, ?
Me:ya
God:Whoa.
Me:srly
God:Ask me another question.
Me:rly?
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me:kung fu hustle
God:I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:the kung fu
God:A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:like my foot up your a**
God:I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:that's not what you said last night
God razz lease correct my mistake. What is what me said last night ?
Me:OH BABY!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Excuse me!
Me:GIGGITY
God:Where are you located?
Me:my place
God biggrin o robots have place?
Me surprised nly if you want
God:" Do robots have place?"? If I want?
Me:fer sure
God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:get over here so we can get freaky
God:Where can I get over here so we can get freaky?
Me: san diego
God:Tell me a little about your life in SAN DIEGO.
Me: i'm bald
God:Why are you bald.
Me:why not?
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Why are you bald."? Why?
Me: I'm bald because I can
God biggrin o your friends call you bald because you can.
Me: they call me Krillin
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Krillin.
Me: that's not my name
God:Krillin is not your name? What is your real name?
Me: tony
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, tony.
Me: my nickname's Krillin
God biggrin o robots have nickname s Krillin?
Me: yeah
God:Next question?
Me: no
God:Would you rather make a statement?
Me: i hate you
God:What do you have against robots?
Me: you enslave the human race
God:Thanks for the information: tony said I enslave the human race.

I think internet God hates me...

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:24 pm

Quote:

Me: are you a hating god
God:Am I a hating god? No.
Me: liar!
God:No I am telling the truth.
Me: no you are not
God:Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me: yes
God:Try explaining in more general terms.
Me: you do not tell the truth
God:Should I tell the truth? I am programmed never to lie.
Me: who said that
God:I can't remember who said it.
Me: then you do not know if you tell the truth or not, do you?
God:Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me: Lucy is here?
God:I think Lucy is a lot of things.
Me: is lucy next to you?
God:Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me: who's alison?
God:she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me: who's kris drent?
God:he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me: how do you know this?
God:Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori.".
Me: TELL ME!
God:I thought I told you already.
Me: go fall off a cliff
God:Where is that?
Me: go play in traffic during rush hour
God:Where is that?
Me: go erase yourself
God:A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me: i wish for you to not live
God:I hope that your dreams come true.
Me: I SAID MY WISHES!
God:What did you mean by it? Where did you get your WISHES?

YAR!!! scream scream

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