Phaeton 2
I learned this one from Breznev...
What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
"Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
EDIT: I can't believe I got a golden trunk from that. Thanks, Breznev.
LOL. thats epic.
A blonde and a burnett are catching up ofter having not seen each other for a while, the burnett says to the blonde, "I'm married to Kenny now."
The blonde replies, "Really, I used to date him. Isn't he the one with the really bad dandruf?"
"Yeah," answered the burnett, "but I fixed that, I gave him head and shoulders."
The blonde looked really confused and after a few moments asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"