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 Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:48 pm
The Fabulous Prince Babel Only if you believe in a. Stop being Existencial!
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:12 pm
The Fabulous Prince Babel Only if you believe in a. No, only if you acknowledge A and that is inevitable. But, conveniently on my last word, Enough of this!!!!! Back to the Booyahs.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:14 pm
Little ol' Reform Jew Lumanny asking an innocent favor of his Orthodox Pal.
Me: Hey, man, can you give me some ideas for how to remember that it's Shabbat when I get home tonight? Like that tie-a-string-around-your-finger type of stuff? I always forget it's Shabbat when I walk in the door and I forget to light the candles, which I've been working on remembering to do on a weekly basis.
Friend: Lighting the candles on Shabbos is the woman's job.
Me: Well, no one else in my house is really onboard with acknowledging Shabbat.
Friend: It's the woman's job. You shouldn't light them.
Me: Well, if I don't let them, they won't get lit.
Friend: Well then they won't get lit. They shouldn't get lit.
Me: That doesn't sound right. What if the female doesn't want to light them and the male does?
Friend: I'll have to ask my rabbi at shul. I can give you a Kaballat Shabbos Bennediction to say instead that will acknowledge Shabbos; You should not be lighting the candles and this should take its place.
Me: I'd be open to that, but I'm still not sure you're right.
-Later-
Me: Hey, let's check with the school Rabbi here.
Friend: Rabbi, if the female doesn't want to light the Shabbos Candles, but the male does, should the male light them instead?
Rabbi: Yes.
BOOYAH!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:57 pm
Just now: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lifestyle-discussion/looking-for-nurse/t.55481897_1/ anti blood fang A sexy nurse will do... pm me if u wanna Role play. Lumanny the Space Jew Okay, I'll be Nurse Shlupmunchger. I'm 68-years-young, I weigh Two-hundred-and-fifty, I'm constapated, the cancer took most of my hair but there's some grey left. We meet when you find me throwing out the nurse's station's Midol supply and crying about Menopause. My mustache is died blonde... mostly. The moles are barely noticeable... mostly. Let's RP! Then he says it has to be a hot female nurse.. Lumanny the Space Jew Ya know who's a female? Nurse Shlupmunchger. I've got lovely hazel eyes and only a little bit of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Lumanny the Space Jew Come on, you know you want to tear off my nurse's uniform passionately while I clutch my weary hip and tell you about my 12 grandkids. I have pictures of them... anti blood fang Lumanny the Space Jew Come on, you know you want to tear off my nurse's uniform passionately while I clutch my weary hip and tell you about my 12 grandkids. I have pictures of them... wow this guy is right... never mind bye. Lumanny the Space Jew anti blood fang Lumanny the Space Jew Come on, you know you want to tear off my nurse's uniform passionately while I clutch my weary hip and tell you about my 12 grandkids. I have pictures of them... wow this guy is right... never mind bye. YES!!!!!!!! Want a hard candy for the road? BOOYAH!!!!!! I apologize for any mental scarring from those images.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:34 am
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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