Ask The British Stereotype!

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otawara

What, what? What's up with that?

Are you aware that English is a Germanic language?

How does one catch Poppycock?

According to the movie, "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines", you fail at piloting. Are you for real?

According to Peter Pan, all boys who live alone are flaming homosexuals. Is this true?

According to Sherlock Holmes, Brittain is home to very ingenious people. I don't believe this.

Why do you people like Tennis so much?

I bet 90% of British population has Lung Cancer from pipes. Am I right?

If you are an all-mighty nation, why did you let yourself be b***h-slapped by the Pope until a few centuries ago?

What's up with the powdered wigs?

Do pounds really weigh a pound? Or grams?

Is Hogwarts real?

Why was production of two-floored buses stopped?

Why did you bastards hunt down the Elephant to near-extinction?

Why does America have to save your sorry asses in every war you get into?

Benny Hill's some funny s**t. So is Look around You. Do you guys have the best comedians as well?

Oaty my boy, if you expect me to tackle so many questions at once you are sadly mistaken. I will answer some of your queries however.

One catches Poppycock by running completely naked through a field of poppies. Believe me old chap, it happens here.

No! 90% of the British public do not have lung cancer! How dare you suggest such a thing! I think you'll find that 92% of us do. -_q

I say! I would never let the secret about Hogwarts out to Muggles!

The production of double decker buses was canceled due to AIDs.

I think you'll find we save YOUR back sides thank you very much! ...Although admittedly my history isn't quite up to scratch...

'Funny s**t'? What is this... 'funny s**t'? Are you referring to humorous feces?  

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Harupiggy

"Pip pip, cheerio." Do you say it often...

Why of course old chap! Nothing ends a conversation better than a little 'pip pip' and a 'cheerio'!  

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Allegro

Dear British Stereotype,

What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you cling to the dying royal standard when you have perfectly good national heroes to idolize like Winston Churchill?

My good man, the royal standard is far from dying! It is our very way of life! We would never just abandon who we are!

otawara

Here's one I really want to know.

Do you think yourselves superior simply because you have an accent?

Indeed. -_q  

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J of The Wind

Do all Brits enjoy a good f**?

Indeed, we all have our pipes with us at all times! I don't know what I'd do without it, what what!  

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Orphie

Wot the bloody 'ell is goin' on 'round 'ere?

Ah, a cockney I see. Like a cross between the normal British gentleman and the chav. To answer your question Cockney Stereotype, I am receiving questions from my Cultie audience here about Brittan in general.