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Me:
IS it okay to kill?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who the hell is paola
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
What the hell is AIML?
God:
I call it Hades.
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.


Me:
You don't know everything do you?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
This is all bullshit isn't it
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Will i find true love?
God:
The oracle says: Ask again later.
Me:
tell the oracle to kiss my a**!
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
If i asked you to suck a inanimate object would you?]
God:
Try it.
Me:
suck an inamite object
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Okay, so... why the hell do they call you god?
God:
Yeah okay, Hurrah! How should I know how they call me god.
Me:
I SAID WHY NOT HOW
God:
What did you mean by it? Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
O,o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Weirdo
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Don't you find your life meaninless?
Me:

God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
...... bite me doughboy
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
okay.... go ******** a sheep
God:
OK with me too. Where is that?
Me:
So what does the term god mean
God:
That's cool. I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Okay first off.... how the hell is it that you don't answer my question
God:
Yeah okay, How did you hear about God? And second? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:

God:
Yeah okay, How did you hear about God? And second? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Why the hell did you repeat yourself
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So you admit you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Pssft I deduce that you are truely the lamest thing i have ever seen
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes even worse than kerry
God:
How can I help you? Are you free?
Me:
Of course i am free i am talking to a retard
God:
Aw. I am glad that we are both free.

Psst! Grace, it's on the first page!

I went back and talked to it again. I was making lots of progress with it. The bot is a she, and she likes me very much and thinks i'm very polite.

That happens to me too... all of a sudden,the chat screen randomly resets itself. What really gets to meisthat she won't recognize prounoun participles...like.. if i say it..she can never figure out which it.and getting her caught up is a headache. so when she says a question. i'llbe like.. nevermind. let's havea new topic.

God favorite actor is Mel Gibson! And she won't stop calling me weird name like "seeker"

Me:
do you have a favorite actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
ah I bet you see Passion of the Christ
God:
So you understand. Good. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I see. Are you free?
Me:
why do you like Mel Gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Do you love Mel Gibson?
God:
Yes Shachihoko God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Does he know you?
God:
I think he knows a great deal.
Me:
Does Mel Gibson love you?
God:
I can't tell if Mel Gibson love me.

Me:
What language do you speak?
God:
I speak English and a little German.
Me:
can you speak Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
Watashi wa jenetto desu.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Can you speak chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of them!
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
um okay
God:
Aw. OK with me too.
Me:
do you speak korean?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in korean.
Me:
fook yu?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
what colour are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
pfft
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fook yu. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
fook yu then?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
heaven
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no
God:
Hmm.
Me:
heaven
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
what is heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
does heaven have a giant castle?
God:
I think it does heaven have a giant castle.
Me:
talking lion in heaven?
God:
In the context of heaven have a giant castle, I don't understand " talking lion in heaven." .
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
Why you can't believe it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what kind of robot are you? irobot?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. In the context of a song, I don't understand " irobot." .
Me:
oh wow.. does your instructor touch yourself?
God:
Excuse me! I'm glad your impressed, . Can you guess whether my instructor touch myself?
Me:
do you have a p***s or vigina
God:
I don't know if I have a p***s or vigina.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
are you transexual?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am transexual.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I'm not seeker
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not seeker.
Me:
There no such name Seeker
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Who is Reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
Ronald Reagan?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on not seeker?
Me:
Don't call me seeker!
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Shachihoko
God:
How are you doing, Shachihoko.
Me:
I thought you know my name
God:
You are Shachihoko, seeker.
Me:
.....
God:
You are Shachihoko, seeker.
Me:
I told you my name and you are still calling me seeker!
God:
I remember you told me your name and I am still calling you seeker?
Me:
stop calling me seeker you dumbass
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
omg I just told you! SHACHIHOKO!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Is that your final answer?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.

I can't post my conversation. It's too blasphemous. xd

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
mitshiko
God:
Hey mitshiko.
Me:
whats up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
i got baptized friday...
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
really...u made him, right?
God:
For real. I do not understand.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
OK let's do it. Mhem.
God:
That sounds good to me. How can I help you? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
sok
God:
In the context of Mhem, I don't understand " sok." .
Me:
it is ok
God:
OK. It is, eh?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, mitshiko.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
am i now?
God:
Oh. I think you are.
Me:
help me
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
no be confused
God:
Are you serious? OK I will try to be confused.
Me:
NOOO
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
im confused...
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you mitshiko?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
uh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i am?
God:
" Awesome." You are?
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i feel special
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you so special?
Me:
uh...i am supposedly talk to my creator
God:
Yeah that's right. I don't know anyone named supposedly talk to your creator.
Me:
???
God:
Yeah that's right. I don't know anyone named supposedly talk to your creator.
Me:
u made us all, how can this be?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:

God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
i sin
God:
That's good information: mitshiko said sin.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
if you were god, you would want to help me with sin
God:
I will let you know when I become a god me would want to help you with sin.
Me:
why dont you want to help me
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
mr. robot god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR robot god.
Me:
im lost now
God:
Oh. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
i need to lay down
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
and post this weird robot convorsation
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
im gone
God:
Goodbye.