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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:05 pm
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THANATOS: I'm from, uh, down under...
KEIRA: Ooo Austrailia that sounds interesting.
RAS: Ahem, *steps in Keira's view* Back to me sweetie pie. I like long walks on the beach and junk food!
KEIRA: Is this guy a friend of yours?
THANATOS: Somewhat... Say Kerry..
KEIRA: It's Keira... stare
THANATOS: Whatever... I needed to ask you...
KEIRA: Get back Prom Queen I have mace! *she said reaching in her purse*
THANATOS: No please, no! I just wanted to ask if you had any extra clothing?
RAS: *drool* Yeah some of you clothes....
KEIRA: eek You're perverts! HELP COPS SOMEBODY THIS AUSTRAILIAN GUY IN A PROM DRESS AND HIS FRIEND WHO SMELLS LIKE GOATS ARE HARRASSING ME!!!
THANATOS: No *covers her mouth* I just want clothes cause I'm dressed in a foolish outfit. If you give me something to wear I'll give you this prom dress.
KEIRA: Hmm... Now that you mention it I did order a dress just like that...
THANATOS: *in thought* I bet Hermes was supposed to send this to her *out loud* Sure why not...
KEIRA: I have some of my dad's old stuff that I was bringing to the clothes for the needy thing, since you look pretty needy you can have some of his stuff if you want. mrgreen
THANATOS: Thank Zeus, male attire. *already begins to take off the dress*
KEIRA: *gives him the bag*
THANATOS: *opens the bag* It smells kind of odd...
KEIRA: *puts the dress to her body seeing if it's the right size* sweatdrop Well yeah my dad sweats a lot.
RAS: *hearts fort eyes* You'd look great in that dress Keira!
KEIRA: *pushes Ras* Yeah, I know.
RAS: *goofy grin* She likes me I can tell.
THANATOS: *digs through the bag* It's only fishing hats, novelty boxer shorts, and "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts. *He said holding up a big pair of wornout Valentines Day heart boxers*
RAS: xd Pfffftttt hahaha! They look a little big for you Thanatos.
KEIRA: *also laughs* Hahaha *in thought* That Eris chick was right this is pretty fun!
THANATOS: *puts the I'm with stupid shirt on and the ill-fitting heart boxers and is still wearing the sandals from earlier and the fishing hat* neutral I suppose it's better than the prom dress. The shirt is fitting towards my situation. stare
RAS: *is rolling on the floor laughing and bleating* Oh gods! Oh gods! I can't breath!!! Hahahaha!
THANATOS: Why you! *he goes to strangle Ras and when he lets go of the boxers they fall down to his ankles* Ah! redface *turns bright red as he just mooned all the people in the McDonalds who start laughing* crying Why me? *pulls the underwear up* redface
KEIRA: I dunno but I gotta say you two are a laugh riot.
RAS: *laugh-bleating uncontrolably* Oh gods, if Hermes was here to see this! xd
THANATOS: mad How dare you!!!
ERIS: *watching in disguise as a McDonalds customer and snaps a photo of his bum with her camera* Hahaha! I have got to get Eros to see this! *calls up Eros*
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:56 pm
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THANATOS: *still red with embarrassment from earlier* Ras, if you get us thrown into jail, I will personally see to it that your death is as slow and painful as possible!!!
RAS: She started it!
THANATOS: *in thought* stare Mortals AND Satyrs drive me insane!
KEIRA: *sticks her tongue out* You guys are weird. *goes to Eris* Do I get my 50 dollars now?
ERIS: Sure *hands her a handful of drachmas*
KEIRA: Hey you crazy bimbo! I thought the deal was money, smackers, dough, bucks, duckets, cash, green! NOT some dinky little toy coins!
ERIS: sad How dare you! Go away before I turn you into a hamster! *her eyes get glowy*
KEIRA: Eep! *runs away from Eris*
ERIS: Well that was fun. I'm certainly going to check on Thanatos again later. smile
*back with Thanatos and Ras who are starting to walk*
RAS: Let's sing 99 Bottles! blaugh
THANATOS: Don't even think about it. *gets more and more embarrassed as people stop and stare at his ridiculous clothing*
RAS: *whiney voice* But Thannnaaaatoooooos, I'm booooored!
THANATOS: *thinks about how true he feels the statement on his shirt is* That's it Ras one more word and I'll---!!!
RAS: Hey would you look at that. *runs into the city park giddy about nature*
THANATOS: *holds on the boxers and runs after Ras* Ras we don't need any delay do you hear...?
RAS: Sssshhh! Look! *points to a couple making out*
THANATOS: *deadpan* How sweet I want to puke!
RAS: But Thanny they're in LOVE!!! *heart eyes*
THANATOS: Bleech
RAS: Hey look! *points*
THANATOS: Let me guess you spotted a cute chip--- *sees that Eros is about to shoot the lovers with an arrow* ...munk neutral
EROS: *shoots the couple with arrows and they start making out and getting frisky* Ah, young love... *notices Ras and Thanatos* He looks familiar.
THANATOS: Oh Styx! Why me? Why me?
EROS: What nice underwear you have, I see you're a believer in love. Interested in my 20 year commitment package. Find the sweetie of your dreams?
RAS: Who me? *bats eyes dazed by the offer* I am... but I'm not wearing any underwear. lol I'm a satyr!
EROS: How interesting... but I ment the one with my signature image on his boxer shorts.
RAS: Ooooh, *makes a matter of fact jesture* Well, that's because...
THANATOS: *very angry* scream Let me speak! First of all, I'm not a believer in love, got it cupid?! I'm just a crazy person who runs around in public in the large novelty underwear of some guy I don't even know! That's right blondey! So take those filthy arrows and go away!!
EROS: Oh... *blinks* Alright then...
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:52 pm
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THANATOS: Wait...I don't need sleep...
RAS: *snoring*
THANATOS: *in thought* This is my chance! *sneaks out of Ras' home*
RAS: *snoring*
THANATOS: *tiptoeing out*
RAS: *still snoring*
THANATOS: *triggers alarm system* Ah -
RAS: *wakes up* Huh? Wha?
THANATOS: *makes himself invisible*
RAS: Oh gods! Thanatos! Thanatos! *checks his bed* Nooooo!! crying Thanatos! He's been captured by Hades for not getting his suit in time! I'll find him! This I swear! *goes back to sleep*
THANATOS: If I learn about friendship from this experience, I'll be REALLY pissed. stare
RAS: *dreaming*
~RAS'S DREAM~
THANATOS: *tied to a burning stake* Help me, Ras! crying crying
RAS: *all muscular and fit and buff and heroic* Don't worry Thanny! I'll save you! biggrin
HADES: *undescribably evil looking* MWAHAHAHAHA! You'll never save Thanatos, Erasmios the Terrible! He has commited the crime of taking too long to buy my outfit, and he shall pay! twisted
RAS: Never! *goes through random heroic obstacles such as jumping through rings of fire, dodging sharks and the Furies, beating up monsters that appear from nowhere, etc.*
HADES: You may have gotten through my obstacle course, Erasmios, but I know your weakness! twisted *pulls out a box of nachos*
RAS: Noo! *falls to his knees* It can't be!
HADES: Yes! Your greatest weakness! NACHOS FROM TACO BELL! twisted twisted
RAS: *attempting to resist nachos* Must...resist...save...Thanny...
THANATOS: You can do it, Ras! I believe in you! biggrin
RAS: biggrin *resists nachos*
HADES: Noo! gonk How can this be?
RAS: The power of friendship never fails! You're done, Hades! *slashes him with sword*
HADES: Noooo... *disentigrates*
RAS: *frees Thanatos* There ya go buddy! Be more careful next time, 'kay? wink
THANATOS: Thank you, Ras! You're the best! biggrin
KEIRA: My hero! *kisses Ras* blaugh heart
RAS: It's great bein' a hero! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:23 pm
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