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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:43 pm


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{11/01/08}

Finally my stalking has paid off! I lovingly, of course, followed my friend Chrys to this... Hybrid Technica place. It's a pretty nice shindig they've got here. And everyone is really freakin' nice, which is, well, nice.

But the best part is I nabbed one of those suckers! Hellz yeah! I won him in a raffle! PEW PEW PEW! He's pretty badass, as... badass as little cylinders can be, but he will become more badass I have no doubt.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:46 pm


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{11/07/08}

So that's the noise I heard last night! Jesus Christ!

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I almost had a heart attack when I found this bugger crawling around the living room. It was just chillin' on the couch, you know just haaangin' out. I didn't even know what it was until I lifted up its hat. And what is with that hat? It's a bit on the gay side.

And is....

Is that make-up?! I'm scared!

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:01 am


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{11/08/08}

.... Where the ******** did he go?!

Okay, it was like... right here and now I can't find him anywhere! I pulled this house apart and... it's not here!

....... sigh
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:20 pm


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{11/10/08}


"Hey there lil guy..." Slan found Georgie (named formally Boy George after the extensive make-up he found on the chameleon. And come on. Karma Chameleon? Yeah, how could he not?) waddling across the couch, rendering a pretty yellow today, doing the little back and forth walk they do. He literally watched the chameleon for two hours yesterday walking forward, stopping and rocking back as if perpetually stuck on rewind back and forth.

It was highly amusing.

Reaching out his hand, Georgie crawled leisurely along up his arm. "Les get some foods..." He did a little research on chameleons yesterday (yay wikipedia!) and bought his pet some crickets cause apparently they liked those lil buggers. So yeah, he bought a little terrarium of insect-thingies. And ugh! Because they are so ******** picky, chameleons like "running" water so he had to buy this cat water bowl that filtered the water with a waterfall. Gay, totally.

"H'ookay..." Gabbinga stick, because he was too much of a p***y to use his hands, Slan wiggled a few crickets out of the cage and let them hop on a few sheets of of paper towels. He lowered his arm and waited for Georgie to do his thing. And he did with a flick of his flesh sticky tongue that lashed out, smacking a cricket and bringing it back in his mouth.

"Eeewww...!" But kinda cool. In a gross sort of way.

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:03 pm


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{11/21/08}


"Jesus Christ!" What was sitting on his couch?! When would there be no surprises in his house again?

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It looked up at him with a blank face, the tiniest tick of a smile creeping on his painted sugar pink lips. "Good morning star shine. The Earth says hello...!"

What. the ********? Hair lyrics? "Uhhh.... Hi..." Slan sat beside the child, and the awkward silence set in. ".... Are you hungry?"

George's response was a strange humming that rose and dropped randomly.

"...."
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:05 am


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{11/23/08}

Since George can't seem to not sing every waking moment, I thought it'd be best if he could internalize it with a new mp3 player.

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It didn't really work. It just gave him more lyrical ammo...

The doll worked a little better.

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Though I usually snuggle it more than he does.

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:00 pm


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{12/05/08}


George's chin rested on the black kitchen table, ears plugged in to his mp3 player he'd named 'Candy man' (Slan made the mistake of asking why and got the reply "Because the candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good,"), and his arms hanging lifelessly at his side. The chameleon's green eyes followed his guardian any way he went. "I'm hungry like the wolf..."

"Yeah... I know..." Slan said with quite a hint of irritation. "I've been aware for three bloody days. It's not my fault you are so picky..." George stuck out his unusually long tongue in reply. Well it wasn't as freaky as his old one, but it made you wonder if other parts grew so long. "Here..." Setting a bag down, a few seeds skipped out and fell by George.

"Bugs bugs...!" He leaned to the side and let his sticky tongue nab them. "Eww eww!" The chameleon gagged and picked the salty seeds off his tongue.

"Well one more thing you don't like... They're sunflower seeds..."

"Gay..."

Slan turned around, hands on his hips staring his ward down. "You don't even know what that means..."

"......." His green hands took hold of his mp3 player and turned the volume up higher.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:17 pm


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{12/13/08}



Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:19 pm


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:38 pm


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{12/13/08}


My worst nightmare has been realized and physically embodied.

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Georgie has become a libidinous teenager. And after he tried molesting the little Felyse (who I am PRETTY SURE is underaged) and tried to get it on with Ciaran (a bloody CENTAUR for ******** sake), I am pretty sure he needs to be snipped and soon.

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George: >3 *scratches Cia' left flank til his leg quivers*

I love doing that to horses XDD They get sho happeh

George: *wraps his other arm around Felyse and pulls him close, nuzzling the boy's dark crown*

Hey hey D< *gets out the squirt bottle!*

Ciaran: *leans into the scratching, forgetting his bemusement with Georgie, and looking rather sublimely delighted, the leg threatening to buckle a bit* Mmmmmrf. Ffffff.

Felyse: *nestles comfortably against Georgie as he is nuzzled and giggles slightly at Cia*

George: *chortles melodiously and nefariously* >3 *remembers that sweet spot and gives Cia a good pat on his backside for good measure* Yer both so cute~ *brings Felyse closer to his chest, combs his hair back from his sweet face and presses his sugar pink lips to his forehead.*

Hay D< HAY NO! BAD >/! NO! He's like seven years old! Dx

Felyse: *cuddles Georgie's chest, giggling softly at his hair being moved and the touch of his lips on his forehead* Tickles!

*giggles* Georgie and his equine harem. XD;;; ... Georgie the horse whisperer? >.>;;
Aren't tweens 10-12? rofl giggles*

George: >3 *giggles along with Felyse, kissing face as his hands went south to unseemly places*

HAY HAY HAY HAY O:< His thing doesn't even work yet Dx STOPIT!! He's 10-12!! I'm sure Jun or Maxx would be very disappointed in you Dx

George: *isn't stopping*

=___=; *sigh*

Felyse: *continues giggling at the tickling touches, innocently oblivious that they are heading to 'unseemly places'*

George: *slides his clawed hand down the boy's flanks, petting the soft short hairs of his legs, and cupping his--*

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT Dx!! *drags George away!* Pretty sure that breaches TOS mister >/!!

George: No Dx Felyse!! Think of me! Think of me fondly when we say goooodbye~!!

Ekene: Boy he has a strong sex drive.... *remembers Slann's advice well*

Felyse: *pouts sadly as Georgie is dragged away since he was naively enjoying the tickling touches* I will! D8

@Kuuro: NOTHING! Dx! NOTHING INDECENT IS GOING ON!! >/ *dragdrags Georgie away* >/ Just wait until I tell the owners of this happening Dx

George: They'll give me a medal >3

NO THEY WON'T OMG!!

Ekene: *laughs a little, hand covering his mouth to muffle the sound a little*

Noe: *glares* What are you teaching that boy!!!! *eyes Falyse then sighs* Kids these days... oh god I'm getting old... this cannot be happening. *pulls out a mirror* I must be the beautiful huntress forever.

George: *dragged past Ekene* Hey bby >D Want somma dis? *wiggles his bum*

NO HE DOESN'T Dx And It's not MY FAULT O:< I never taught him these things Dx I wanted him to stay a chameleon!!! So he couldn't... butt assault people!!

Noe: *rolls her eyes* Well put a leash on him... or.. I don't know. *sits and just stares* What happened to the cute boy that spoke in lyrics?

Ekene: *arches an eyebrow* At least I know there is defenatly a male aroudn here I don't have to worry about being around my sister *grins a little*

What about your Twin?!?!

Ekene: Um.... he's... a big boy.... Oh boy o-o;

Felyse: *blinks as Noe sighs after looking at him* Eh? o.o;

How do you know chameleons can't butt assault people? DX

George: *breaks away to Ekene* All the ways my mother taught me how, I want, I want you now >D

HAYHAY Dx *pulls him back* >/ SHH

Ekene: *eyes go wide* Ummm..... O_O

wow for once he has nothign to say >D;;

George: I'll take that as a yes >.>

*sits on *George* =___= I'm sorry guys

Slanndalous

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Slanndalous

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:21 pm


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{12/15/08}


Well, it doesn't take long for Georgie to forget one love and find another. He tried smooth talking one of the Hytech staff and to be honest....

It was pretty amusing. And it turned into a duet of Total Eclipse of the Heart, well until the bunny man finally freaked out and called in back up to get horny Georgie off of him. Poor George. Maybe he will learn to be more patient and less AMAGADOME! That might help in the long run.
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