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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:34 pm
Not at all. (I'm not going to try Twilight...)
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:33 am
Heilig, ist mein Zug in Fremdes Land.
Heilig, zu erheben meine Hand.
Heilig, was meni Glaube mir befiehlt.
Heilig, weil mein Gott es von mir Will.
Ziehe ins gelobte Land, Gottes Schwert in meiner Hand, dann sind wie Heilig! *Momentarily leaves break for this thread.*
Alright, the essay is well written, yes, very nice, it's just the context and what-not that is...*Shudder*.
Words cannot describe how much I hate the concept of modern vampires.
Whatever happened to Dracula? He is rewritten to become what they are today.
Then, call them..perfect..
Feh. I don't have the time to go into as much detail as I wish, sadly.
*Goes back to break, and the many demands of life.*
Heilig, ist mein Kampf in diesem Krieg.
Heilig, jedes mittel für den Sieg,
und Heilig ist der Vater der mich liebt.
Heilig, all die Sünden mir vergiebt.
Heilig, ruf nach dem Meer aus Blut.
Heilig, sinkt mein Haupt voll Gottes wut.
Heilig, sterben Feinde durch meinem Arm.
Heilig, spricht der Klerus seinen Wahn.
Heilig ist mein Vaterland nicht mehr!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:50 am
You mean those vampires that for some reason can't look at crusifixes?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:28 pm
Yeah, the old school original good ones. They wore capes, sucked blood, had an accent and could turn into a bat.
However, freaking twilight made Vampires have ******** super powers.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:38 pm
Yeah, and I now know what I'll be for Halloween on Gaia. An undead/mummified Centaur!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:41 pm
I love the twilight stories ive read all 4!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:50 pm
I haven't and I don't plan on reading them.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:35 pm
You're really not missing much. Breaking Dawn, the fourth one, can be summed up as follows:
Worst fanfic ever. Good marketing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:17 pm
Eclipse was the best i say!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:33 am
Vampires twinkle in the sun now. Thanks to Twilight.
She's sexist, in my friend's opinion. Something with the relationships, sex, she's a teenage author- and we all know most of those suck.
The theme of the books? He has it right. Worst fanfic ever. But it's the same Vamp versus Were here... That was done in Underworld, with Kate Beckenstein. Why was that better? Because it made SOME sense, and had a hot girl playing the lead. Not that the hot girl matters to me, but with my religion, I have to consider it.
Also, my brother was... Awed. Yes, let's use that. He was awed by her... Sex scene. I saw it. It was stupid. Same with Bloodrayne's. Which that sucked, for the most pat. Never played the game, but still. It didn't do too good. Violence was sometimes nice, though.
So what did happen to Dracula? He signed his un-life away to Castlevania, to where they made the same game with a plot twist over and over again. Like Mario, only without adding the same stupid visuals or the power market name behind them.
Most of you wonder why Vampires have changed, and why they won't go back... You know why? In this modern day and age, people have run out of creativity. So what do they do? Look for the oldest thing that people will quickly recognize and make their own spoof from it. A quick buck here gets good income, does it not? Now, the reason why they have stayed like that is dumbasses who actually buy the s**t. If you bought Twilight, and read it, I just called you a dumbass. Please forgive me, because I'll forget I did in the near future. Furthermore, it's those who read it and liked its concept. Okay, it has the whole shebang- Vampires, Werewolves, love, romance, lovey-dovey bullshit, thinkness, 1000s of pages, and emo covers that just appeal to every ******** goth in the nation because it's suck a dark cover. Not to mention the closet emos and goths. The only color on it is red. Stupid blood being red. IT'S NOT RED UNTIL IT REACHED OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY. Wasn't it an apple? Something red. I prefer green apples, anyway.
But no, since people have no creativity, they have to steal humor. Whether it's from Youtube, Newgrounds, some stupid a** site I'm not accounting for, or friends, you take it, and just repeat what you see or hear. It's everywhere and inevitable. Why do you think I don't quote stuff often that's not music? Because music is technically singing. That's a cheap way out, I know. If I quote something, 80% of the time it's music. Comedy? Only when enlightening people or saying one of my favorite parts of something.
Just wanted to let you all aware. Sorry for this long a** post. I should have made it 300% more funny and it would have been much more worth reading. Alas, I'm not Spass, I can't make things fun with a few word on any subject.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:59 pm
Blood is red inside your body. It's just your veins that are blue. That's what I was taught, anyways.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:44 pm
No, it's blue. When it hits LIGHT, not OXYGEN, it turns red. The veins are colored the same as your blood. Light cannot penetrate you skin effectively enough so they sow up green and blue.
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