Pumpernickle? No... wait... thats not it... Pens? How about Purple? No! I got it! Penny! Yeah, Penny, thats it!
They are phasing out the penny and trying to erase all record of it ever existing! Its a government conspiracy! or... was this some Section 13 project?
G.I.B.
Gaians in Black: Your first, last, and only line of defense.