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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:38 am
^ That black kid joke reminded me of another.
What do you call a black kid with a bike?
THIEF!
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:24 pm
what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
hmm if we can do race jokes then sexist ones should not be a problem lol
How many married men does it take to change the kitchen light? ******** it let the b***h wash the dishes in the dark.
little black boy walks up to his mom in the kitchen and puts flour on his face "look mama im a little white boy" she smacks him "go to your father" he goes to dad "look daddy ima little white boy" smacks him go to your granmother " look granny Im a little white boy" smacks him go to your mother. mother says " well have you learned anything yet?" Little boy says "yea I havent been white five minutes and I already hate you n!iggers."
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:35 pm
So I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw three musicians and a drummer.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:38 pm
How does a vocalist change a light bulb? the hold the bulb up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:48 pm
The least offencive joke I know unless you're a miner
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:55 pm
Oh dear...
How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:18 pm
Tdrim Oh dear... How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. How many babies does it take to paint a barn? Babies have neither the intellectual capacity nor the motor skills to paint a barn, so that's a trick question, a*****e. cool
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:24 am
How do you take dead babies out of a trash can?
a pitchfork
Why do babies have soft spots?
so you can them like a six-pack.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:39 am
So you can them like a 6-pack? >>;;
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:17 am
Here goes mine. This one might have been heard at some point, but I'm doing it anyways.
You've got a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy walking down a beach. They find a genie lamp and rub it. The genie pops out and says, "Thank you for releasing me from my prison! As a reward, I will give each of you one wish." The black guy steps up.
"I want all mah niggaz n' homies safe and back in Africa." Poof! All the Black people are back in Africa. The Mexican guy steps up.
"I want all of my Mexicano homies to go back and be safe in Mexico, mang." So POOF! All the Mexicans are back in Mexico. Next it's the white dude's turn. He steps forward, and the genie asks, "What is your wish?" The white guy thinks for a minute.
"So...you mean to tell me all the niggers and all the spics are out of America?" The genie nods, and the white man thinks for another minute. Finally, he responds.
"I guess I'll have a Coke, then."
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:01 pm
You know, Jefferson Davis told me that joke back in 1863.
We both lol'd.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:10 pm
King Progdor Here goes mine. This one might have been heard at some point, but I'm doing it anyways. You've got a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy walking down a beach. They find a genie lamp and rub it. The genie pops out and says, "Thank you for releasing me from my prison! As a reward, I will give each of you one wish." The black guy steps up. "I want all mah niggaz n' homies safe and back in Africa." Poof! All the Black people are back in Africa. The Mexican guy steps up. "I want all of my Mexicano homies to go back and be safe in Mexico, mang." So POOF! All the Mexicans are back in Mexico. Next it's the white dude's turn. He steps forward, and the genie asks, "What is your wish?" The white guy thinks for a minute. "So...you mean to tell me all the niggers and all the spics are out of America?" The genie nods, and the white man thinks for another minute. Finally, he responds. "I guess I'll have a Coke, then."
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:23 pm
hm, cheesy pick up lines...
1: "hey I have anmnesia, do I come here often?"
2: "hey do you mind if I stae at you close up instead of from across the room?"
3: "Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
4: "for a fat chick you sure don't sweat that much"
good luck guys xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:04 pm
Illidan_Stormrage_00 hm, cheesy pick up lines... 1: "hey I have anmnesia, do I come here often?" 2: "hey do you mind if I stae at you close up instead of from across the room?" 3: "Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face." 4: "for a fat chick you sure don't sweat that much" good luck guys xp "Excuse me, but I'm going to have to ask you to step back - you're melting the ice in my glass." "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" "What does this pill taste like?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:33 pm
The Best Color Illidan_Stormrage_00 hm, cheesy pick up lines... 1: "hey I have anmnesia, do I come here often?" 2: "hey do you mind if I stae at you close up instead of from across the room?" 3: "Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face." 4: "for a fat chick you sure don't sweat that much" good luck guys xp "Excuse me, but I'm going to have to ask you to step back - you're melting the ice in my glass." "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" "What does this pill taste like?" The first one was gay, but the second two made me laugh.
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