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 Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:53 pm
guy:do u hav a map?
girl:no y?
guy:bcuz i get/got lost in your eyes
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:59 pm
lol... lost in my thighs more like it...lol rofl...
Damn..!! lol nah jk people ....heres another nasty but i heard from the source it works!!! lol (just dont ask me who the source was...lol
...If I buy you a beer will you make me breakfast?? lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:14 am
i remember hearing dis 1 somewhere
ur beauty is like 1/0(1 divided by zero) it cannot b defined
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:13 am
9tails4poke i remember hearing dis 1 somewhere ur beauty is like 1/0(1 divided by zero) it cannot b defined
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:19 am
Bad Bad images in my head!!! lol
....I love the way you move; like butter on a bald monkey.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:54 am
Guidetotheunderworld I got to get my book and write some of these down.. but me i'm shy i just say "If I follow you home will you keep me?" but ya know Stand calls me a dog so go figure. He is the ladies man so just wait till he gets in here and you;lll hear some doooooossssseeeeeyyyyyyssss! ^w^ That is so cute! "If I follow you home, will you keep me?" Did you think of that yourself?
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:56 am
I dont know if this one has been said before one here- kinda skipped to the end. Lol. Read some of the firsts though. :3
Are you a vet? *flexes arms* 'Cause these puppies are sick!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:59 am
Oh god. I have another one XD There's this guy I know, he was in my math class and math is boring so we would always have really sick minded conversations, and then a bunch of us started saying pick up lines... so here's a few school ones...
- If you were schoolwork, I'd do you on my desk right now
- If you were homework, I'd do you as soon as I got home
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:44 pm
Axroh-Infinity Oh god. I have another one XD There's this guy I know, he was in my math class and math is boring so we would always have really sick minded conversations, and then a bunch of us started saying pick up lines... so here's a few school ones... - If you were schoolwork, I'd do you on my desk right now - If you were homework, I'd do you as soon as I got home
Heres another weird one......Excuse me miss..(er yes) Im sorry but im goiing to have to report you to NASA (????Why) For Initiating a uncleared lift off.... lol xp
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:15 pm
Fire_Ramses Axroh-Infinity Oh god. I have another one XD There's this guy I know, he was in my math class and math is boring so we would always have really sick minded conversations, and then a bunch of us started saying pick up lines... so here's a few school ones... - If you were schoolwork, I'd do you on my desk right now - If you were homework, I'd do you as soon as I got home
Heres another weird one......Excuse me miss..(er yes) Im sorry but im goiing to have to report you to NASA (????Why) For Initiating a uncleared lift off.... lol xp Yeah just friends. And the lift off one... XD Oh my.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:17 pm
Holeh Moleh DX...
"Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?"
I was looking at some pick up lines and found that... thing ^
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:35 am
Axroh-Infinity Holeh Moleh DX... "Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?" I was looking at some pick up lines and found that... thing ^ lol... thats pretty bad!! lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:45 am
....Heres corny but cute....
Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:24 am
Fire_Ramses ....Heres corny but cute....Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough. ^w^ aww. That is cute
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:38 am
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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