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 Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:02 pm
well dear, just blame it on your cusion
mum I exploded a chicken farm
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:49 am
Isn't that a shame, now there were around 1300 chickens, and at £5.99 a chicken....
Mum, I threw your husband off the plane...
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:58 pm
neutral well I hope he had a parashoot
mum I gave your credit card to a hobo
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:04 pm
Don't worry, I've already overdrawn yours.
Mum, I attached a rocket to a melon, and well....
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:58 pm
-hands you a mop- clean it up or give it to a hobo
mum...the house is on fire
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:40 am
Tell me how you've never felt
Delicate or innocent
Do you still have doubts that
Us having faith makes any sense Be a hero!
Mum, I'm running away to Mexico. Tell me nothing ever counts
Lashing out or breaking down
Still somebody loses 'cause
There's no way to turn around
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:27 am
remember to bring pirated dvds there and other illegal stuff (jk)
mom, i hate you...
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:39 am
*hands you a backpack* go be a hobo
mum the house is covered with green jello
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:41 pm
*hands you a spoon* I hope you skipped breakfast
mum...I sorta used a time machine to bring pirates back sweatdrop pirate
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:04 am
Tell me how you've never felt
Delicate or innocent
Do you still have doubts that
Us having faith makes any sense I leave it to you to single-handedly destroy them all.
Mum, I chewed off my arm. Tell me nothing ever counts
Lashing out or breaking down
Still somebody loses 'cause
There's no way to turn around
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:58 am
You've got a spare, where's your problem?
AND STOP BLEEDING ON MY NEW CARPET!
Mum, I've taken up murder as a hobby.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:28 am
good for you, you're just like me!
mom, I burned all your precious stuff!
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:12 pm
well you better go buy them all again, you're not setting foot in this house until you buy me everything back
mum, I suddenly used the gene slicer and gave you a p***s
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:32 am
sweet!!!! how thoughtful of you!!!
mum, i won the lottery but i ain't giving you a dime! harharhar!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:04 am
dont worry you have to sleep sometime... twisted
mum...I blew up all the walmarts
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