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Katie,

I feel VERY confident about the match! My teammates are very strong, and we should have a VERY easy time taking out the opponents. And because it is first blood rules, I get to have FUN, beating Marxx into a bloody pulp! Thanks for your question Katie! Until next time...

'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson

Brantley,

What you call a "cheap win", I call using my head. What you call "losing with him", I call taking away any oppertunity he has to get his hands on gold. Finally, what you call a "numbers advantage", I call that the circumstances of an elimination match. The Reap... No, ******** that Reaper s**t! I am the ******** Punisher, so I'm done with this Reaper s**t! The tattoo on my back isn't even real! Anyways... What was I saying? Ah, yes!

We all know that during our first match, there were chairs used, and even a few low blows. If Marxx would have pinned me by one of those low blows, I believe that nobody would be saying a thing about it being cheap. "Justification!", is what I think the headline would be on EEW.com. The fact that I have been the one crusading for "Justice", and "Punishment", is the thing that all the fans have overlooked! First, it was to be punishment for Kelly King... Now, it just so happens that the table has turned to punishment for Marxx... See, I beat him fair and square once, and it's time to move on from that...

When I asked the General Manager to put us in the X-Treme Battle Royal, he thought I was crazy. Why would I give my rival, a shot at gold? Well, what he didn't know is that I had a backup plan on my side... Good ol' Bacardi... You see, I knew what I was going to do when I got the chance... And thankfully, I got the chance. I wasn't going in there to win the title, obviously... I was going in there for one reason, and one reason only Marxx... To bloody you, and leave you laying on the mat once again... And I did that to perfection.

The elimination match was just perfect... Marxx, you never got a chance. Thankfully, Joey didn't show up, and from there, it was easy pickings! You left your guard down... Or more rightfully, you were OVER-defended. You were caring so much about my partners, that I was easily able to slip in and make you wear the crimson mask once again! See Marxx, you can't beat me. Plain and simple. You've had three shots at me, and what makes you think that the fourth is going to be any different?

So at Living Dangerously we're going to face in an X-Scape match... See Marxx, I've done exactly what I wanted to... You want at me so badly, you are willing to lock yourself on four sides with a steel cage... That really makes me think... Is this guy ******** retarded? You say you're "undefeated in cage matches"... Well, in this buisness, records don't mean s**t... If you really want a record, here is one... Zero and six... That is your all-time record against me in EEW... You haven't beaten me... Not when I teamed with Scott, and not by yourself... Marxx... You can't beat me.

So when we meet at Living Dangerously... It isn't me who must be ready for an a** kicking... It is you sir. Ya know... I would never envisioned me saying this one year ago, but I am REALLY getting tired of seeing your ******** face here in EEW... So come Living Dangerously, I am bringing every single thing that I have, to finally silence you, and put you out of commission. Be it snapping your neck with The Killshot, or choking your dumb, retarded, drunkard a** out with The Pain Killer... Your partying ways will be over... Because after Living Dangerously... You... Will have recieved your Punishment.

This brings me back to Brantley's question... Do I think I can say that I am better than Marxx? No. I don't think that I can say I am better than he is. I KNOW that I am better than he is. That is one of the only certainties that there are in this world... People will be born. People will die... And "The Punisher" Joshua Danielson will ALWAYS be better than Marxx.

Thanks for your question.

'The Punisher' Joshua Danielson

Hey everybody. The Punisher is here with some updates for everybody.

House Party vs. Marxx
Well, Marxx was able to come away with the victory. What more can be said? It was a great match, and I ALMOST had it... I just wish that I would have been able to pick up the win... It would've been a great accomplishment to have, to break Marxx's undefeated streak in cage matches... Anyway, I wasn't able to win, and it was a great job by Marxx...

Whom, by the way, I must apologize to... I understand now, that my actions were unneccessary. All of the mudslinging I did, and all the blood that I've made you spill... All the Vodka that I wasted... I apologize, and I can only hope that you will accept my apology. So that I can move on to being my good old shocking self...

2.0
One part of my life that I thought was over... The self-proclaimed 'one true king', attacked me after my brutal match with Marxx... It's just too bad that I wasn't at full strength, or else I would have taken him down... All I have to say, is just wait for Drown... Just you wait...

That's all I have everybody, so until next time...
'The Punisher' Joshua Danielson

Dear Joshua,

Don't worry, Chrono ain't gettin' away with any of this s**t. In our match tonight on Drown, I'll rip him a new one.

Mr. X

Dear Joshua,

I'm surprised you're even competing in this tournament if the man disgusts you so much. Why bother with it?

From
Leroy McIntyre

@ Leroy: I was in the tournament at first, because it seemed like it was a good opportunity. You know? Maybe win a few matches, move myself up higher in EEW, and possibly win a title. If I don't win, sure, that would have been alright too...

But now, I have a goal. That goal is to win the tournament, take that FTW Title, and use that momentum along with Scott Shock to pick our way through Team Carnage, and finally knock Chrono off of his pedestal, and send his a** back down to earth with the Holy s**t Driver...



@ Sanosuke: I never said ANYTHING about being in the buisness as long as you have.



I was simply pointing out that you've been in the buisness for a long time. I acknowledge that you brought the X-Treme Title to EEW, and it's easy to say that you've won it more times than I have, because well, I've never won it. And you know what? I'm not fine with that, but eventually, I'll get over it.

But say what you will about never truly losing it... Because you know what? Neither did Riker.


Thanks everybody else for your comments, and keep checking back for more new s**t, possibly something from Scott? Who knows? Peace out for now Juggalos.

-'The Punisher' Joshua Danielson