The Retanator
Forget tearing holes in his underwear-- tear holes in his jeans. And then get some coffee or something and stain his underwear where it would show through the holes of the jeans.
Wow...
*note to self, do NOT piss off Ret..*
^_^
And Iono 'bout the plausible deniability with the annoy-o-tron... I mean... things like that just don't "appear" at random... o.o
but, setting the tv in the bedroom to wake automatically @2 am is fun... o_o
And deniable... ^_^