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 Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:59 am
It's Tuesday the 26 of August, but who cares! It's time for another edition of the Rockin' Blog!
Today I address the two teams, one of which I could end up fighting for the EEW Tag Team Championships. You'll see exactly what I address about them! The EEW Tag Team Champions also go holy? What is behind the change of The Inquisition? I don't know, but I'm gonna talk about it. Lets start the Rockin' blog. So here we go!
The two teams of The Inquisition and The Marines are up first. What do their names sound like to you? Well, I'm gonna tell you what they sound like to me.
The Marines-The military based tag team currently taking EEW by storm. But, could they just be posers of another wrestler? You know, the one who was in that crappy movie about his girlfriend getting kidnapped and he travels through forests for an hour to get her? Yeah, I'm talking about John Cena...The Marine and The Marines? Comeon, get more original. There about just as bad as John Cena too.
The Inquisition-The cream of the crop, the tag team at the top! The EEW tag team champions The Inquisition are a rap based group. There name sounds like one of them picked the other one up. In the dictionary, one of the definitions for inquisition is an investigation. Maybe there investigating how much longer they will be keeping those tag titles, because I don't know if they will much longer.
So as you see, both teams seam to have some sort of explanation for their names. The Marines are posers and The Inquisition is such wondering how long they can be at the top.
What is with the Inquisition's new holy inspirations? Tavarius had tattoo and verses on his hand wraps? Tavarius also wore a crown! I always knew they were the queens of EEW! I guess they need inspiration to try to keep the titles. Just one tip, Queen's don't hold men's tag titles, at least not for very long. When we beat Bloody Fake, if we have to beat The Inquisition for the titles, we'll beat the queens and become the kings of the tag division in EEW!
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:56 pm
Dear John,
What's your opinion on the other tag teams in EEW?
From,
Julie Brotherhood
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:55 am
Another fan mail for the Resident Rocker! Quote: Dear John, What's your opinion on the other tag teams in EEW? From, Julie Brotherhood Julie, the other tag teams are getting title shots and up and coming in EEW, but none are as good as the Cardok-Saint Connection, except maybe The Inquisition because they have the titles. I feel as if the tag team division in EEW is up and coming. Now that you also have two shows, you've got competition from both to prove their show is better! This creates more competition! I feel the EEW Tag Teams are coming along, but some still need to climb up to compete for the titles. We should see this in 2009. Thats all I have to say on this subject.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:37 pm
It's Cardok on a special new edition of the Rockin' Blog!
The Cardok-Saint connection is heading for a tag team championship match! Thats right, uncork the champagne and give your favorite team a toast!
We had the match once Snypa turned on Atrocity, but then some freaks popped out! They had us for a few minutes but we showed them! We survived! Not even odds could stop us! Three against two didn't stop the Cardok-Saint Connection, the next EEW Tag Team Champions!
I told all the fans, not that I need them, I've stated that, but ever since I announced my change, my more dominant self I have had nothing but success alongside my tag team partner Dark Saint! The Renegades never got me anywhere! I proved that with this most recent win! It's about time I showed I can have success without them and I believe I have proved that! We are a force to be reckoned with! Not even the efforts of the now parted Bloody Fake could not stop us! So much for them, I told you all they were wannabes.
I also previously had been saying that we would embarrass them. We did! First the split, which was what I had heard rumors about backstage was the real thing I meant. I heard all kinds of rumors, first that a tag team was departing. I heard someone was unhappy with another. Eventually I put together the pieces and knew what was going to happen. Next, another thing I did to embarrass them, or just Atrocity, was to beat his new friends and then Saint pinned him to win the match.
I know that The Marines also beat The Inquisition to win the tag team titles. Congratulations, enjoy it while it lasts, because we are coming for your titles. This entrant into my blog doesn't even deserve a topic on them, because its my celebration and not theirs!
I guess all leads up to the point I've been trying to make all along. The Cardok-Saint Connection is a force in EEW. It's time to move past them and aim for the gold I've so long deserved. If you don't like this, thats too bad. Get ready for the Cardok-Saint Era!
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:24 am
To Cardok,
Congratulations on your big win! Well, it would have been a bigger win if hadn't turned into a handicap match towards the end!
Anyway, you two still rule! You have a chance to bring the tag team championships to Burn against Drowns The Marines at the next PPV, how does it feel to represent Burn?
You are also right about being dominant ever since Dark Saint joined you! You should have brought him in months ago instead of having to put up with useless hacks like Saint Joey and Tavarius!
From
The Renegade rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:59 pm
((To Snypa? I'm assuming you meant Cardok.)) Finally some fan mail from someone who understands me! Quote: To Cardok, Congratulations on your big win! Well, it would have been a bigger win if hadn't turned into a handicap match towards the end! Anyway, you two still rule! You have a chance to bring the tag team championships to Burn against Drowns The Marines at the next PPV, how does it feel to represent Burn? You are also right about being dominant ever since Dark Saint joined you! You should have brought him in months ago instead of having to put up with useless hacks like Saint Joey and Tavarius! From The Renegade The Renegade huh? I'm guessing your long time fan of the EEW great who is John Cardok! I'll answer your message now. We have the chance to bring the tag titles to Burn? We will bring teh tag titles back to burn! It feels real good to face some second rate tag team for the tag titles, since the first rate team will be taking them back to the first rate show. Yeah, Drown is a second rate show as well. Thats why I'm not on it and neither is my great partner Dark Saint. Your right we've been dominant. Since we formed we beat Snypa and Atrocity, formerly known as Bloody Reich. Also, congratulations Snypa, you found a partner worth your talent. Thats all I have to say on those two. Yeah, having to deal with Dark Saint is better then dealing with Saint Joey and Tavarius! They back stabbed me! Has Dark Saint done that? Of course not! The reason I didn't bring Dark Saint in was because he was still in a deep rookie stage in EEW. He had to come in and bring something to the big EEW table first. He had a few matches and then we ended up in a match as a tag team and then we made our debut as a real team. Since then, its been nothing but success for the both of us. Thank you Renegade for your message!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:32 pm
On 9/21 Cardok posts another edition of the Rockin' Blog!
Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of the Rockin' Blog! I know it's been a while since my last one so lets jump right into it.
EEW has made it to the final X-Cup match! Thats right you heard it here! If we win the X-Cup comes home with us and to EEW where it should be! Expect a celebration only fit for EEW soon! I'll of course post here if we win. Don't be shocked when you see it.
In other news only exclusive to EEW, Ratface, oh, excuse me, I mean Heyman, has retired and EEW is moving on without him into what seems like a brand war against WWFG. As for my thoughts on this, I think its foolish. EEW doesn't need WWFG rambling around in EEW's glory and fame messing up everything! You've got business on the line. However, I will also have nothing to do with the EEW vs. WWFG match. I will be busy winning EEW's prestigious tag titles and bringing them back to Burn!
The Cardok-Saint connection invite you to put all you support behind us at Anarchy Rulz, where we will win the titles. If you put your support behind rejected military men who get their gimmick from John Cena, then that's your loss. They're firepower will backfire and just the strength of The Cardok-Saint connection will prevail.
This has been another edition of The Rockin' Blog!
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:41 pm
Dear Cardok,
How long, in seconds, do you think it would take me to beat you? I won't tell you my exact estimate, but it's in the single digits.
Matt Seraph
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:25 pm
Today folks, it seems I get mail from a cocky rookie who thinks he can beat me! Haha! In his dreams! Quote: Dear Cardok, How long, in seconds, do you think it would take me to beat you? I won't tell you my exact estimate, but it's in the single digits. Matt Seraph Well Mr. Seraph, you could never beat me! Maybe when I'm about 60 years old, then maybe you have a slight chance at beating me. Notice how I said slight. If you want a fight, you and me, face to face. You act as if you better then me. If your so much better, why am I a tag team title first contender and your not! If you want to prove to me your better, meet me in the ring someday. However, I admire your pride and confidence. You remind me of a younger version of myself. Kid, if your looking for a mentor look no further! You could get somewhere someday with you charisma. I'm a great role model! You could watch me in my matches and learn something. Then you could quote me and mention me when you win gold. If you wanna do all this on your own, fine by me. Just don't cross paths with me and pull the same crap you post on my blog. Like I said Seraph, if you wanna fight me, fine. Lets meet in the ring soon. I can show you what a real wrestler does and teach you something. However, if you want to be taken under my wing, I respect that. I would gladly do that. Cardok, Saint and then you? Nice addition. Either way, I can teach you what wrestling is like.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:52 pm
Cardok is back with a new edition of The Rockin' Blog!
Hello everybody and welcome to the blog of the greatest EEW wrestler of all time, John Cardok! Today we will be discussing Matt Seraph, and why I am starting to despise the kid! If it's war he wants, it's war he will get! EEW without Heyman continues! What do I think and how well is EEW run now? I take all this and explain today!
Ok, on the topic of Matt Seraph. This punk a** thinks he can walk into my space and get at me. In case you didn't see, I went back at him. On Seraph's blog I dogged him out. He acts like he is gonna be rich. All he is gonna do is be poor, a poor wrestler, and in turn, a poor person. He calls his blog, the "Lyon's Den" as if it means something. Listen kid, I'm the lion here and your in my den. Careful, I might bite! In fact, it might happen soon! Seraph, watch yourself in that ring. I have your number!
Bottom line Seraph, I offered you a peace offering. I could have been your mentor. You bit the hand that feeds you. You don't do that to Cardok. I despise you now, you rookie.
Alright, I need to get off Seraph. Moving on.
EEW moves on without Heyman! EEW is still surviving! EEW is fine without Heyman. I mean come on, giving us a first contender slot for the EEW tag titles, and later for them! EEW is doing fine!
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:36 pm
Dear Cardok,
How do you feel about The Marines now that you are about to face them for the tag team championships? Any nerves? Have you been watching their past matches to prepare etc?
From
Ronald Renegade
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:08 pm
Today I get on this on a Saturday! A weekend folks! You sure are lucky to have me here! I have fan mail again.... Quote: Dear Cardok, How do you feel about The Marines now that you are about to face them for the tag team championships? Any nerves? Have you been watching their past matches to prepare etc? From Ronald Renegade What?! Watch past matches! Haha! Ronald you make me laugh and I thank you for that. The Cardok-Saint Connection doesn't have to watch past matches! I don't feel as if we need to! We have been a dominant force in EEW! We deserve the titles more then anybody. That rag tag team of army rejects thinks they can run around with EEW gold on their waist after Anarchy Rulz. Well guess what? They are wrong! As for nerves, I don't have any, and neither does Saint from what I believe. We have been ready for this since day one, since we formed. Our goal was to prove who we truly are. The Marines are just an obstacle in our path of greatness!
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:36 pm
It's October 30th, and today I post the first edition of the Rockin Blog' as an EEW Tag Team Champion! Folks, as of Anarchy Rulz, The Cardok-Saint connection are the tag champions! However, we have a title defense very soon, more on that coming! Also,a sad, disappointing end to the X-Cup!
Alright! The Cardok-Saint Connection are finally tag team champions! Even though the mismatched drunkards Rhamm and Hangover defeated us, Dark Saint and I moved on to win the titles! The gold has returned to Burn! We will however, end up defending them sooner then you think. On the anniversary episode after the PPV, we will be defending the titles.
On a sad note, EEW has lost the X-Cup to another brand, GCW. It was a good match. Unfortunately, we do not bring the trophy home this year.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:47 pm
Dear Cardok,
Congratulations on the title victory! I knew you could do it!
It's sad to see that EEW failed to win the X-Cup this year though. What do you think caused the defeat?
From
Elijah Wood
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:13 pm
Elijah Wood sends his congrats on The Cardok-Saint Connection's tag title win! Quote: Dear Cardok, Congratulations on the title victory! I knew you could do it! It's sad to see that EEW failed to win the X-Cup this year though. What do you think caused the defeat? From Elijah Wood Mr. Wood, what caused our failure. Absolutely nothing. We got beat by a better team. The judges called the match, nothing I can do on that. We tried hard. Now I know your probably saying, "Wow, Cardok isn't cocky on this one!" Well the truth is, Cardok has a softer side that everybody has seen. Today, it comes out on this subject.
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