PIRATELOVER1614
Woodwinds are definitely better. I play bass clarinet, and in my experience, pretty much everyone who plays brass are obnoxious and rude guys who don't take anything about band seriously.
I'm insulted...
1. I'm a GIRL!!!
2. I'm not obnoxious...though I can be mildly annoying...
3. I take band QUITE seriously.
As for why brass are better than woodwinds...
1. You can actually HEAR us in marching band
2. We don't make people's eardrums explode because we are playing high screechy notes like the piccolos do!
3. We don't squeak
4. LOW BRASS KICKS a**!!!
5. We're stronger, since we have to actually hold our horns up in marching band (note: this comment is not aimed at flutes, since your shoulders look like they're about to be ripped off during flat circle drills)
6. Only bad players sound like crap. The good ones (including myself) sound really good.
7. There is nothing more awesome than a kikckin jazz trumpet solo
8. We actually have spines, unlike the clarinets that complain that they can't hold their instruments up while marching
9. We don't have wussy little neckstraps
10. Our instruments are shinier
11. We don't have to completely re-tune every time we take our instrument out
12. You can actually hear us when we speak, since brass people tend to speak louder than woodwinds
13. You cheat and try to steal the french horns/mellophones
14. You're thieves and try to steal the french horns/mellophones
15. Trumpet players are the best kissers (sorry had to add this XD)
16. *joke* Wait, scratch that; french horns are the best kissers (but they sure do hold you funny XD)
17. We have a sense of humor
18. We can keep time
19. No dippy "deed-dle-lad-dle"s for us
20. Though woodwinds were the first wind instruments, brass were the first to be truly "perfected".
21. We can play in the rain without destroying our instruments
22. Brass is just awesome