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 Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:47 pm
(Tim: Yeah or I could do a little bit before the match starts)
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:13 pm
Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker leave hastily as what seems like the entire EEW roster begins to make their way towards the ring.
Mr. Barker makes a phone sign with his hands to Heyman, saying he'll speak to him later.
Looking at Jacob Figgins as Mr. Jaydan walks past, he mutters to him that, "At least somebody around here understands why we are here."
What could Jaydan mean by that? Is he just using EEW as a way to line his pockets?
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:11 pm
((If you don't mind, I'm gonna puppet J & B a little))
Hell Yeah by Rev Theory hits and the titantron displays "ENTER HIT MAN". The screen shows highlights of Daniel Cross' career, and then displays the words "Daniel Cross, 1978-2007?" Daniel Cross walks out from behind the curtains to a huge ovation from the fans. Canada's favorite son is alive and well!
"Where the hell do you two think you're going?" he says. Jaydan and Barker just stare at him. "What's wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost." The fans cheer, still exhilarated from the surprise.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Cross is back!" The fans cheer and start chanting "Daniel" loudly. "Damn, I missed that. You're all probably wondering how it's possible that I'm here in front of you, and believe me, I intend to give you that explanation. You see, it had gotten to the point where I couldn't go out to dinner with my wife without getting dogged by papparazi. So we got sick of it, I paid off the media, and told them to just say I was dead. I assumed the pseudonym Josh Irvine and moved permanently into my home in Dallas, Texas. Fame is a funny thing. Everyone wants it, and yet it wrecks lives. It wasn't until last night that I decided to return to professional wrestling, and God damn it, I'm glad I did." The fans cheer.
"So now, for you two faggots." Cross gestures at Jaydan and Barker. "I'm not going to let a couple of third-rate assmonkeys like you ruin this promotion! So, Bloody Reich, if you're raising an army against these homos, you got another soldier right here." Cross gives the CKO pose and the fans begin their "Daniel" chant again. "Oh, and I didn't want to be rude, so I got you guys a parting gift." Cross says, attempting to CKO both Jaydan and Barker at the same time, one with each hand.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:41 pm
Barker and Jaydan had no clue what was going on or who the legendary Daniel Cross was, but Heyman, Sparks, Harli, Snypa and the ECW Origionals stood there with huge smiles on their face! This was HUGE news at ONS!
They began to back away as Cross approached them, but now they are stuck between Cross and the ring.....meaning everyone else! xd
Security walks infront and behind them to block Cross' path!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:40 pm
*Chaos smiles*
Chaos: Oh Guys, that was one of my surprises tonight. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY MENTOR, DANIEL CROSS!!!!
*crowd explodes at the mention of Cross, again!*
Sparks: *Surprised look on his face* Well I'll be damned. If it isn't the Hollywood Hitman himself. Where ya been pal? Bout time you showed up too. Just in time to join in on the a** kicking we're about to give Jayden and Barker.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:06 pm
"I wouldn't have missed One Night Stand for the world. Looks like I picked a good night to return, and a good crowd to return for." The cheap pop ensues. "All right, I'll leave that to our former part-owner. Have a nice day!" Cross does a Mick Foley thumbs up and the crowd laughs. "So, what were your names? Jackoff anf ********? It doesn't matter. You're probably not familiar with my work, so let me give you a little crash course. I'm an eight-time World Heavyweight Champion, a five-time World Tag Team Champion, and I've won so much other gold that my resume is worth more than your house. And I'm not even thirty years old. I just got a great idea. Why don't we leave your fate up to the fans? If you wanna see Jaydan and Barker go down like three dollar whores, let me hear it!"
"C! K! O!" The crowd shouts in response, hoping to see the Hit Man's signature maneuver. Cross knocks out a couple security guards and then attempts the CKO on Jaydan.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:26 am
Bloody Reich show up at the ramp with kendo sticks...no fire for a change! Helping their former C4 enemy with the guards, they wait until the legendary Cross is done before attempting the Das Blitzkrieg on Barker.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:43 am
Security from all over the arena is despatched towards the ring as Jaydan orders a slaughter from his mobile! Guards from the backstage, parking....even riot police are called! eek
20 guards hhead towards the ring immediately to tackle the ECW Origionals, Bloody Reich etc while half the guards that were protecting Jaydan and Barker get rocked by Daniel Cross!
The crowd roars with cheers as anarchy breaks out, and Heyman is loving it! He teases the riot police next to the origionals, telling them to "Bring it!" twisted
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 am
Bloody Reich clear out the riot police as they storm to the outside, only to return with a blowtorch and a Super Soaker loaded with lighter fluid! twisted
The crowd roars with cheers as Snypa sprays the guards with the lighter fluid-filled water gun and Atrocity sets them all on fire! twisted
((I am a pyromaniac! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire! BURN! BURN! BURN! twisted ))
Crowd: "Burn it down! Burn it down! Burn it down!"
Adamle: *takes off his headset and runs for his F'n life!*
Styles: "And a riot among the ECW Originals and EEW Extremists has broken out!"
The duo drop their stuff and finish off the other few guards one by one as they look on...however, Snypa picks up a mic...
Snypa: "You two own Mick Foley's half of EEW, right? That's only 25% between the both of you! You can't do anything with that...but we still don't like you: so until you leave EEW, war is on!"
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:19 am
*Chaos and Sparks each grab their own singapore canes and whack the hell out of the security that tries to take them down*
Chaos: Ain't taking me down, ********!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:49 am
The Sandman begins to cane the police while Sabu, Dreamer and RVD toss chairs into their skulls as the crowd roars!
However, more riot police arrive and begin throwing tear-gas into the ring and the crowd! The situation has gone horribly out of control!
Armed security steps into the ring with batons and tazers, ready to strike down any wrestler in sight! The ECW Origionals all get tazered as the crowd begins to leave the arena thanks to the suffocating tear-gas!
Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker leave through a crowd of smoke as the guards and police are trying to regain order! Heyman wanted to stay in support of everyone but Mr. Jaydon gets security to carry hi out of the arena with them for his own safety!
The armed security attempt to take down Sparks, Chaos, Bloody Reich, Harli and Cross with their tazers and batons as smoke still continues to fill the arena!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:13 pm
*THeir tasers miss Sparks and Chaos as Sparks and Chaos whack the guards in the head with the singapore canes*
Sparks: Missed, ******** goes running after Barker and Jaydan, attempting to take the fight to outside of the arena as Sparks follows him*
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:01 pm
"******** Tha Police" by BTNH blares through the arena throughout the riot.
Bloody Reich get out of the ring and head for the hills, security in pursuit.
Atrocity: "Go get those bastads! Snypa and I will handle the guards!"
Bloody Reich fight off the guards that come at them, avoiding stun batons. More guards come in as Snypa and Atrocity taze them into unconsciousness.
Snypa picks up a steel chair, sending each guard down to the mat.
Atrocity actually bats a tear gas can into the ring with a chair of his own.
Atrocity: "Home run, bitches!"
Some of the arena security run for it as the armed guards stay to fight.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 pm
Bodies are all over the arena floor as wrestlers, police, security and the crowd struggle against each other!
Finally, armed cops arrive the rifles in their hands and demand that everybody who is still standing put their hands in the air and end this violence!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:42 pm
Bloody Reich make a run for it as the riot police retreat!
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