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NocturnalxDemon

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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:01 pm

This should totally be on a marching band shirt

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:44 pm

NocturnalxDemon

This should totally be on a marching band shirt

1. pretty much
2. always (and to my iPod, other people's iPods when they're too loud an I can hear them, the songs for my mom's show in the next room (she's a music teacher))
3. yeah
4. they do
5. I didn't
6. I am
7. not only that, I yell at people for not knowing that
8. Only my choir uniform (had to quit band, wasn't up for it with the other things in life, sad I did)
9. I have. (53 seconds!)
10. I wasn't allowed on the field long enough
11. Not my freshman show, but my 7th grade one. I'm a sophomore.
12. They do. We go into parts. I sing the flutes (because I'm a soprano) and I tap the snare part (being a percussionist) My friends join in where ever the harmony is.
13. Well, I don't sing the current year's show because it's not very good
14. they do (as you can see)

Midnayuki

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kiyy09

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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:04 pm

Niada

Man, who here has that signature with the fermata'd measure rest?

'Cause that needs to be on a shirt. !!

I HAVE a shirt like this haha, it's amazing heart

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:07 pm

NocturnalxDemon

This should totally be on a marching band shirt

I've actually seen that at a competiton 3nodding
(and it takes 160 steps to cross the field x3)

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Fuzen Yaiba

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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:33 pm

look at sig for tuba or any low player

"for wind players"
I'd finger,blowand tongue you any day my beautiful instrument.

Percussion
i'd bang on that

and finally i made a b-flat on my test! i mean... B minor i mean....B minus!

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:37 pm

kyofanatic1

for bassoon
Front:
It's not a baboon or a buffoon
Back:
IT'S A BASSOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 hours of practice still I can do better

(For female Bassoonist)
such a male oriented world i live in
Marching.
Foot ball was made for halftime

the real show begins at half time

I march I play and it's in time

Front:
Fingureing, tonging, tapping
Back:
BAND!!!!!

it should be:
Front: Fingering, tonging, and blowing (everyday?)

Back: BAND!!!!!

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anime_kitty_8791

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:59 pm

front: Band
back: Where fingering, tonguing (sp???) and blowing aren't even remotely sexually stimulating.
OR
Where having people dress and undress you isn't even remotely sexually stimulating.

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Front:

In one day...

Back:

We finger faster, tongue cleaner, and blow better...
Trumpet<3

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NocturnalxDemon

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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:03 am

Midnayuki

NocturnalxDemon

This should totally be on a marching band shirt

1. pretty much
2. always (and to my iPod, other people's iPods when they're too loud an I can hear them, the songs for my mom's show in the next room (she's a music teacher))
3. yeah
4. they do
5. I didn't
6. I am
7. not only that, I yell at people for not knowing that
8. Only my choir uniform (had to quit band, wasn't up for it with the other things in life, sad I did)
9. I have. (53 seconds!)
10. I wasn't allowed on the field long enough
11. Not my freshman show, but my 7th grade one. I'm a sophomore.
12. They do. We go into parts. I sing the flutes (because I'm a soprano) and I tap the snare part (being a percussionist) My friends join in where ever the harmony is.
13. Well, I don't sing the current year's show because it's not very good
14. they do (as you can see)

I. Yup
2. All the time, and I walk in step with it too
3. Sometimes, it's kind of embarassing in public sweatdrop
4. They do
5. Nope
6. It drives me crazy if i don't
7. Yup! I even conduct too.
8. Maybe not quite less than 60 seconds, but very faast none the less
9. Okay, once...
10. 160!
11. All the time, i love our 007 show! we even play it when we have extra time before a parade! It's funny when other join in on the singing, t happened two days ao actually!
12. Every time!
13. Mmhm.
14. Yuppers!

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:27 pm

Front or shirt: Woodwinds may be smart...

Back of shirt: But percusionists have more fun

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Mr Urine

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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:35 pm

Worlds Smallest Violin

*Points to the little phrase in signature*

Now thats just perfect! XD

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:35 pm

NocturnalxDemon

This should totally be on a marching band shirt

is it sad that I've onlybeen in band for three years and they all apply?

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Briella Alwing

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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:52 pm

Random band joke:

How do you tell if the band room floor is level?
If the percussionist is drooling evenly out of both sides of their mouth.

And these:
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I made these. smile

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:28 am

Okies, mah turn
I heard this one:
Whats a musician without his girlfriend?? (vise versa for girls)
Homeless.

"85% of an orchestra's conductor's time is spent quieting the brass section in a professional orchestra-Most of them were in high school and college marching band."-A professor I was listening to-He was lecturing the science of music.

"I believe many musicians are quite like their instrument of choice-Oboeist, for example, must tense up in order to blow very hard in order to produce a sound which, in turn, produces an almost unpleasant wailing through the instrument-actually in tune(sadly). Most every oboeist I have performed with, has acted quite the same way." - same guy

"While, with the trumpets, they probably chose the trumpet because it is high and loud. Yes, very VERY loud." - same guy (me: WH0000T)

The difficulty of marching low brass is not the music-NO
It is marching the instrument thats the challenge.

Whats the one thing all trumpet players have in common?
Their ego is bigger than their ability.
(Sad, but true)

"What measure was that rest, clarinets?"
"What rest?"

"AGAIN, TRUMPETS, DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME."
(I hear that little phrase every bloody day)

"What measure was your solo, first chair?"
"Solo?"

Ill stop before I piss off EVERY section.
("I can do better!"
"No you can't-You're a first year")

Grand cupatu

Front of shirt:What's the difference between an oboe and a duck

Back: Nothing.

AHA-thats great!

ninja-boi92

front: trumpets are never too loud. back: we are just excited bout how good we are.

football is just what keeps people interested between the home and away bands

shut your Fmaj7

front:theres something wrong with the clarinet section, back: i can hear em

some band definitions: mf=maynerd ferguson(sp?) ff=play like the trumpets p or mp= not in trumpet vocab, play like clarinets tacet=shut up

youre just jealous cuz i get this spiffy uniform

THE FF JOKE!!!-I WISH TO HAVE IT ON MAH FACE!