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Now where have I seen that before?

Owwin:im sorry but we couldnt remove it from inside you. try to stay away from large magnets and dont go into airports anymore.

EDIT:i got another idea

Owwin: well unfortunataly you have a fever of over 9000. its amazing your not on fire.

Owwin: How'd you get out of your clothes so fast?
Wayne: Clothes?

Owwin: "It appears that you have received Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome from shoohoogaling with a certain cultie."

Wayne: "Damn that LPS and her bonar."

@Fish

XD

"Er... Wayne... this is a checkup. You didn't need to undress."

"...But I AM dressed."

Owwin: Aids. Of 6 different kinds.

It should show your AVI's in a Buster VS T kind of thing

You guys are all way off. I would say something along the lines of.
-"I am sorry to tell you this but... you're pregnant... somehow."
or
-"And it is going to burst out of your chest and shatter your sternum"
Another is
-"It seems you have gained the superpower of social invisibility. I would tell you more, but you are just so uninteresting now."
also
-"During the operation... I kinda lost my robot... Guess where."
How about!
-"Your thymine dimers have mutated due to excessive high energy radiation and in a couple of minutes you won't be able to be exposed to direct light without third degree burns. It is a bad time to tell you I got your pale a** a sun lamp."

I actually want to make a small company called Malpractice Shirts that makes shirts that have a whole bunch of distasteful medical jokes on them. I want to take common fears like Reusing needles and other horrible things and make them funny while only horrifying a few people.