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 Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:25 pm
Well, on the Alto poster (in the band hall) is goes along the lines of:
"We know how to Finger the G"
I'm not a Sax, but that sure as hell is perverted.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:37 pm
adarksagea "I remember this one time at band camp..." complete the quote yourself. domokun i like the band camp joke that involves a flute
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:32 pm
Alright I have more:
Clarinets: Just like saxophones, only straight!
Got sax appeal?
Trombones - iBone
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:09 pm
(stolen from someone else)
strings: i broke my G string playing a minor
a tuba to a euph:*looks at their horn, then up at them*...mine's bigger
its not a said joke, but the trombones started licking the rim of thrie mouthpiece with a sexual face. they tried to better eachother, the bass bone's mouthpice was bigger and he made more sounds. then i (tuba) won, bigger circumfrence (they laughed hystaricaly but were jelious). they then tried to finger around thier bells, with the same faces. yet again, i won XP !!
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:53 am
"Fingering"...nuff said....
And this was started in 8th grade o_o;
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:51 pm
animelover140 a trombone can do it in seven positions My trombone friend is so good he can do it in 8!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:44 pm
well, there was a saying when i was in high school band...
we had these horrible uniforms that you had to have someone else help you put them on...
so when you needed help you just went up to someone, put your arms up in the air, and said
"do me."
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:18 am
You know you been in band too long if dressing and undressing people isnt even remotely sexually stimulating!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:00 pm
Alright, I just HAVE to out at least one one here. I'm one of the biggest perverts I know. It's not exactly a joke, but think about it the correct way, and you might fall off your chair.
Sven is fun to blow. I need to work on my technique, though. I need to figure out where my arms go, how to hold him, and my tounging(sp?) needs work. Oh, well. He lets me take it nice and slow. At least he's not as hard to play as Christopher. You need lips to blow on him. Fred is fun to finger. I learn a lot from him, and I take him with me everywhere. People just stare at me when I walk past them with him around me, but I don't care. Sven and Fred are my first loves. Sven was $72, and Fred was over $100. It was worth it though.
Background info: Sven is my ocarina, Christopher is my sister's flute, and Fred is my acoustic guitar.
Timpani are like some people. They're open to others, and they're fun to bang.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:39 am
(in reference to the yamaha logos on marching drums) surprised .0 his Yamahas huge!!
classical string instruments have two f-holes
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:09 pm
We had a guess band director come to our school to help us with out marching music and to make it sound more amazing i guess. But I will never forget how our guest director told us for an example of proper embouchure and tonguing techniques.... "It's like kissing without tongue.." XD and everybody busted out laughing!
This is where it gets a lil perverted... >.<
Ha ha Tromboner... look at 'dem boners!!! XD Ok now that's just sick.... XP
Dang! Stop fingering your clarinet! You do enough tonguing as it is! XD
Stop sucking on that stick and start fingering your instrument... Come on! Finger along! Finger along!
When you're too low, push in, when you're too high, pull out.... o.o {Think about it... ok don't.}
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:50 pm
How about, "Practice safe sax, alway's use a neckstrap~!"
"Tuba's have large Holes~"
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Illustrious Bibliophiliac
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:43 pm
Well, I don't know if this is funny to you all, but our uniforms have hooks that are really hard to get together, so we go up to eachother and ask "Will you be hooker?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:01 pm
Regular terms we use :
Blow harder , Pull out , Fingering , tonguing , Blowing , G-string
And more i'm sure.. can't think of any lol
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