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InkHound


Armed Combatant

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:27 am


And this was how We met...
Part One of Two




In the Beginning
With a considerable amount of unnecessary force, Desmond Baits kicked his car door shut; doing his best to vent the seething mass of black anger roiling about in his stomach. There was next to nothing that he could do about his anger, or the situation that brought it on. So he settled for the next best thing- using excessively violent force on objects that weren't to blame and were incapable of fighting back.

Not that it mattered; his car could stand another dent and a few more scratches that effectively ruined its old paint job. A 1975 Ford Maverick, didn't really need special treatment or care, it was a s**t car on its last legs and the only reason he hadn't dropped it off at the local junkyard or chop-shop was because it had passable mileage, still ran, and wasn't worth anything on the whole- or in spare parts. He didn't lock it up, why waste the extra effort when the neighborhood vandals didn't even bother to personalize it the way they had his house?

Desmond idly considered opening the door to retrieve his paperwork detailing the fine nuances of his recent job promotion. And wisely decided against it, unless he wanted to call up Boss-man for a fresh copy- after setting fire to the first one. His mood was still that black. Instead he opted to turn away from the temptation and head towards his house, careful not to step in any questionable piles that lay nestled throughout his half-dead and overgrown lawn.

The job he'd previously had was a constant struggle between satisfaction at success and the bone-chilling fear of fatal repercussions. Desmond was one of the leading Identification Specialists within the Left Kingdom Investigations. A most dangerous yet worthwhile career to undertake where one studied, learned, and was trained to identify a variety of otherworldly entities. However, the creatures of myth and lore were as secretive as they were deadly and did not take well to the prying eyes and inquisitive minds of the very mortals that once worshipped and feared them- never mind conforming to human law. But it was a necessary evil that they were required to endure under the strict terms held within the *King's Contract. What it didn't mean was that everyone was happy about that particular fact, let alone willing to let such occur without some measure of severe, resistance on their part. Simply put, his job had been to figure out what creature broke whatever law they were not allowed to so easily dismiss.

Groaning in dismay, Desmond lifted his sneaker-clad foot to gage the damage. It was rank, squishy, warm, and frighteningly fresh. Likely the leavings of those freakish Lawn-Gnomes that had recently infested his yard. His upper lip curled in disgust and then anger upon hearing the small, high-pitched, and nails-on-a-chalk-board giggles a few feet off to his right.

His new job was essentially the same, but instead of being the tattle-tail from a very far and very safe distance, Desmond now had to identify the species, figure out possible motivations for crimes committed, but he also had to hunt and capture the crafty, dangerous, and highly pissed off beings responsible. It was certainly not the greatest day to be had.

With some caution he cut through the tall grass in his yard to step onto the cement pathway up to his house. He was quick to slip out of his miss-matched sneakers, bending over he retrieved them just as swiftly (Lawn-Gnomes had a tendency to make target-practice out of one's posterior when put on such clear display.)

The continued giggles were a bad sign, it meant that they were plotting, or that something bad was coming. Desmond hurried to get up onto his porch and inside his house without appearing to run or look as panicked as he felt. The little cretins were scavengers by nature, but if you gave them an inch...

One hand rifled through his jeans-pocket in search of his house keys while the other raised up to toss dirtied sneakers off to the side of his porch; Desmond hop, skipped, and half-jumped the three steps it took to get on the cement landing of his meager porch. The momentum from the quick movements sent him a bit further than he'd originally planned. With his dominant hand trapped in his pocket, the other splayed out to ensure his sneakers landed far from the porch, and his eyes trained on the tall-grass shivering with fits of raucously grating laughter, Desmond's sock-clad feet got tripped up, causing his upper body to launch forward even as his lower half slipped back.



Desmond saw stars before he felt the pain burn throughout his body. Drawing in a sharp hiss of pain he cursed fiercely under his breath. His forehead felt like it was on fire, never mind the blaze he felt in his knees, shins, and the tops of his toes.

"Gods, how he hated scraping himself- it always seemed to hurt a lot more than anything else, like hot, desert sand being rubbed into the shallow wounds alongside a dose of salt. It all didn't hurt too terribly much right now, but once the bruising set in and his brain realized it had taken a considerable blow from his own damned door... The headache was already settling in alongside the steady, throbbing pains of enflamed nerve endings.

Shrieking giggles had yet to subside, if anything, they'd only increased, the tall stalks of yellowed grass trembling most viciously in their humor. A clear sign that he had a full audience despite how cleverly they hid themselves. He was half-tempted to do yard work because of it since cleaning and grooming his front lawn would effectively rid him of the little nuisances that had (here he glanced down to his left, non-plussed at what he didn't find,) snatched another pair of shoes from him.

Easing himself up onto his feet, wincing at the uncomfortable and mildly-painful stretching of flesh over his toes- he dared not touch the throbbing mass that was once his forehead. Withdrawing the keys from his pocket, Desmond plucked the correct key from the jingling mass and slid it home so he could get inside and get himself cleaned up. And order some take-out, because he was not feeling up to cooking right now.



Having scarcely made it into the hallway after shrugging out of his coat, Desmond was bowled over by one spitting, growling, and hissing mass of black fur full of sharp claws, fangs, and an unending supply of bitter rage.

"Cylus!" he yelled, grabbing fistfuls of fur and holding the angry feline at arms-length, “What the hell!?" his arms were getting scratched up by the wildly flailing forepaws just as his belly was getting the same treatment from the hind legs.

Hissing and fiercer growls were the swift reply as the abnormally large cat drew back his head, flattened his ears, bared glistening fangs, and swipe threateningly at the offender who dared attempt any methods of restraint against him. His black tail swished behind him like a deadly viper swaying from side to side in order to bewitch its victim...

"What is your problem?!" he demanded, shoving the great beast of a cat away and off of him, scrabbling to his feet so he could glare down at Cylus from a markedly safer distance. Desmond did not want to get his face shredded or have the cat go for his throat- if he could help it.

The cat did not launch into another attack, instead he settled for backing up, hackles raised, and fur puffed up in warning as a low, sibilant growl snaked through the air from between clenched jaws that displayed sharp, white teeth. Tail jerking back and forth, Cylus eased himself slowly towards the still open door; his attentions remained on Desmond, the low growl slowly dying out only to be renewed with each indrawn breath. Sharp green eyes were trained quite firmly upon Desmond's own blue, so when they diverted sharply to the back of the house- the other eyes followed.

Turning back to where Cylus should have been, Desmond exhaled a shaky breath at hearing a shrill scream of pain drift inside from the yard. That meant the menace was outside- he was quick to slam the front door shut and slide the dead-bolt into place. Shoulders slumping in relief, he turned around, absently flicking the hallway lights on while heading for the bathroom to disinfect his newest set of injuries significantly more bloody and painful than the first.



He didn't notice anything amiss until he'd raised his hand to half-heartedly grope for the bathroom light switch while sagging against the open door, bone-tired. World-weary blue eyes stared unseeingly at the deep scratches that had been carved into the cheap plaster of his walls. Their significance didn't register for nearly a full three minutes as his foggy, cotton-stuffed brain processed some very key facts. The first was that Cylus wasn't the cause of them- the cat was most assuredly a beastly, ill-tempered, and poor-mannered acquaintance... But he did not scratch up the walls; it was no where near as satisfying for him to do so compared to wrecking Desmond's furniture that was much more accommodating when it came to destruction. Sofas, recliners, blankets, and pillows bled fluffy, messy bits all over the house; wood splintered, glass shattered, and metal bent and broke into sharp, deadly points. Cheap plaster broke off into neat little chalk-piles that lined the walls. It just wasn't satisfying enough for the vengeful feline from hell.

The second thing Desmond took notice of was the fact that the claw marks themselves were too low to the floor to be the work of Cylus. The cat was as big as a dog, after all. The last thing he noticed was perhaps the most trivial, but it happened to be the most telling- the claw-marks were in sets of five, not four.



Desmond was not alone in his house.



Drifting away from the bathroom, further down the hall and making his way through the dining room, his ears began to pick up on the sounds that grew louder with each step he took closer to the living room. He winced at the sound of good leather being torn; not his favorite leather recliner! It had taken a solid week of pricey, meaty bribes to convince Cylus that it was in his best interest not to filet it. Freezing in the doorway between the dining and living room, Desmond let his gaze travel warily across the expanse of his living room, using the light of the moon that filtered in through the windows and sliding glass doors to see its contents.

The cheap entertainment center was laying face-down in its own ruins, shards of glass and splintered wood framed the mildly-clawed television. The plain, off-white carpet actually had half-chewed holes in it, bizarrely enough (Desmond couldn't fathom the point of trying to eat carpet, even if a variety of foods had once graced and stained its scratchy contours.) All small and breakable objects he had in the living room were, of course, broken or in a large number of small pieces all over the room. The larger objects (namely his furniture and all things above waist-level,) were still in-tact to varying degrees. Slowly, oh-so-slowly, Desmond allowed his eyes to crawl over and up to his favorite leather recliner.



He felt a small, heart-felt twinge of despair at seeing it's sleek, smooth, and so very soft flesh litter the ground in strips and chunks. Some of the leather clung valiantly to the sides and arms in a desperate attempt to preserve its once, glorious appearance. Desmond clenched his jaw, brow drawing down into a fierce scowl as his eyes alighted onto the source of the destruction that was likely the cause for Cylus's abrupt attack on his person.

The creature was half-obscured by bits of fluff, torn scraps of leather, and white bandages that stood out brilliantly against the dark it surrounded. It was constantly in motion, writhing, wriggling, burrowing, and flailing in it's never-ending quest to destroy everything that Desmond held dear (he truly had quite the soft-spot for that recliner.) Small clouds of stuffing flew up into the air, descending in slow, graceful arcs around the thrashing figure; distantly, he thought he'd spotted a fluffy black tail somewhere in there and assumed dog.



But that was absurd; there were no dogs in his neighborhood, normal animals kept well away from 'monster' territory.



Without quite realizing it, Desmond had slowly but surely been inching his way into the living room and closer to the destroyed recliner, trying to get a better look at the creature whom had so thoroughly trashed his living room and had somehow managed to get inside his house. Once closer, he was able to pick up on the small, nearly unheard rumbling growls that floated up between the ripping and tearing noises. The trickling snarls were rough, unused, and struck him as very young- nothing more than a puppy's untried racket trying to imitate the bestial growls of its elders.

Despite this summation he'd come to, the eerie, near-whisper like rumbling that resonated from deep within the creatures chest- set the fine hairs on the back of his neck standing on end while a thrill of cold shivers wracked his haggard body.

Freezing in place, Desmond realized that he had gotten too close to the small entity. For the fluff had stopped flying and the air had grown cold and silent. Unable to move or brace himself against possible attack, the thirty-two year old wreck of a man watched the small, dark creature swathed in nigh-glowing bandages stiffen- its small form arching back to display a head full of wild, black and white-colored hair. Two fuzzy little triangles atop its head twitched and swiveled while a large, bushy tail jerked to the side where it tucked itself firmly around the tiny being that did not seem quite as big as he'd originally assumed. Then, with an easygoing, borderline indolence, the mysterious animal turned itself around to face him.




It was like swallowing the moon in all of its cold, unforgiving beauty.




He could hear nothing, he could not feel any of his throbbing, aching, and openly bleeding wounds; he couldn't even taste the sticky dryness within his mouth, and he could see nothing beyond the twin pools of silver surrounded by the darkness. This stark absence stole the breath from his lungs and chilled the seething anger that had slowly formed within his belly. For a split second, he could have sworn that not only had his heart stopped beating, but that his blood had frozen solid within his veins.


Silver.


Desmond's entire world had been reduced to two single orbs of icebound silver. He did not know that he'd yet to draw breath, had yet to move, and had yet to blink, or even draw thought. All that there could be was a darkening of his vision, a mugginess that ensnared his empty mind, and all that he could struggle to conceive within this stark absence of thought was; the dark is impeding my sight.



Then the world turned, the air flooded in, life filled the room, and the spell broke- the creature leapt forward, arms out-stretched and claws bared...








*King's Contract: On April 26, 1820 in Boston, Massachusetts, a coalition of mythical creatures appeared before President James Monroe during his Good Will tour; revealing not only themselves, but a number of other beings once thought to have been nothing more than stories. Upon exposing themselves to President Monroe, the selected group of creatures negotiated for the right to exist on equal standing with humans; this monumental debate went on for thirteen days straight until an agreement was struck and a contract was drawn up and signed by all creatures and persons present. This contract garnered the name of "King's Contract" and swiftly became the most important document in the entirety of the United States of America.

The creatures that stepped from the shadows on behalf of their brothers and sisters became known as The First Ones. For shortly after the King's Contract was signed, more creatures revealed themselves across the globe.

After the First Ones signed the King's Contract and accepted terms, two creatures of every species submitted themselves to the humans for study and identification. This project took many years and was not completed until October 13th, 1842, the day the Left and Right Kingdoms were born; for the creatures proved to be so very different from the known kingdoms that a definitive split was required.
 
PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:55 am


And this was how We met...
Part Two of Two





There Was a Disagreement
The world seemed to speed up even as time appeared to slow. Desmond did not think, he simply reacted to the information that his brain had given him. A small, dark, and creepy shape had launched itself at him, and he, did not want it to touch him. That was all he knew in the few seconds it took him to blink, stumble backwards, and draw up wounded arms to protect his face as the dark (and furry,) shape made contact.

A sharp, startled cry burst from between his lips.

He fell backwards with a dull 'THUMP!' despite the flair of pain that followed as his brain ricochet within its bone prison.

One hand remained upraised, enduring the attacks from the snarling, clawing, and biting little creature. It was the only thing that kept it, from going after his face. His other hand was busy trying to assist his kicking feet by dragging his a** backwards to escape while he frantically tried to think of how he could get out of this situation and to relative safety. Desmond didn't often get himself into these kinds of messes despite his choice of career, so he was quite poorly equipped in just how to deal with it.

Growing increasingly more panicked and desperate at the seemingly endless assault, Desmond stopped trying to scramble backwards long enough to bring his other arm back around to better fend off the mad animal.


More growls.


More sharp, hisses of pain.


More blood spilled.


This couldn't go on for much longer, Desmond wasn't as young as he used to be, and hadn't been to the gym in years. He was in no shape to keep up, not when he was already tired from work, not when he was already beat up, and especially not while he was simultaneously trying to fight the monster off while keeping his face and vitals covered. If he wanted to come out of this both alive and without even more damage than he'd already incurred, he would need to drop his arms and just focus on beating the living s**t out of the small animal. Or at the very least shove it away and make a run for it.

Taking one, long-suffering breath (and wincing as a set of sharp teeth clamped down on his forearm and shook,) Desmond dropped his arms, reached forward, grabbed the first thing his hands came into contact with, and pulled.

A shrill, yelp of pain erupted from his attacker.

Gritting his teeth, Desmond stretched his arms out, keeping the small, whining, yelping, and occasionally snarling- creature away from his body. With difficulty he got his feet under him and stood up, not quite sure what to do anymore. The squirming, black and white mass sounded awfully young. He wasn't sure how he felt about beating on a brat, even if they were making extreme efforts to maim him- it just didn't strike him as being very... nice?


The squirming had upgraded to full-blown thrashing which made him very, very worried.


What if the brat escaped and went after him again? Or made a run for it to come back later and attack him while he was distracted?

Desmond reaffirmed his grip on the creature and headed for the kitchen. The lights had been left on in there so he'd at least get to see just what it was he was dealing with. If he could figure out what species it was, he might be able to calm it down and get it to stop attacking him and leave.

With each step he took towards the kitchen, the louder the animal became.

It was full-out yowling, whining, whimpering, and... hiccupping? By the time he'd entered the kitchen and stood in the fluorescent light. As his eyes blinked rapidly to adjust, the wriggling figure he held gradually came into focus.

His eyebrows nearly skyrocketed up into his hairline in shock- it was some kind of humanoid dog, puppy. He'd never seen, read, or heard anything like it before! Just what was it?

It was black, it was scarred... and it was crying most piteously. Tiny arms rose up to swipe half-heartedly at one of his arms while equally small, puppy paws kicked at the other. Wide, wet, and weeping silver eyes gazed up at him, it released a low, keening whine.

The shock gave way to pity. No wonder the puppy was making such a fuss, he had it trapped by the tail and one of its ears. Perhaps he should set it down, not like it'd attack him again, right? After all, it was nothing but a puppy of some kind. <******** if its mother was somewhere nearby? Or it's father? Or both?

s**t!

Quickly he lowered the whimpering little infant (which he learned was not an 'it', but a 'he',) to the ground and carefully removed his hands from him before stepping back and edging himself away from the doorway should anything decide to leap out and come retrieve the puppy who'd strayed too far from home. He didn't stop moving until his back was touching the cool metal of the refrigerator. Now directly behind the puppy, careful not to make any sudden movements- Desmond watched the little one's ears droop, shoulders hunch, and fluffy tail curl around his tiny, bandage-covered body. His small form trembled and sniffling, hiccupping sobs filled the kitchen.

Torn between personal safety and the gut-wrenching little sobs coming from the tiny puppy curled up on his kitchen floor, Desmond clutched the handle of the fridge with his right hand to prevent himself from doing anything... stupid. It was an unfortunate problem that his body did not always heed the sound warnings of his mind. He felt more than saw his body take a step and lean forward, his left hand reaching out in attempts to comfort.


"Hey," his mouth murmured, voice low, "Hey, it'll be alright, puppy..."


The delicate trembles ceased and the little puppy ears twitched and swiveled back. Then slowly he turned his head, and then his body around to face Desmond. Wide, flat silver eyes locked onto blue; he felt his breath catch and his heart skip. Those eyes were large, luminous, and clear, the only sign of his prior misery being the wet stains on his cheeks.

Then, in the space of a blink, the small animal lunged at him once more, fang and claw bared.

Desmond reared back and jerked to the left, pulling the refrigerator door open. Blue eyes glued to the black and white projectile flying through the air, to where he should have been standing. He did nothing to stop the smug grin of satisfaction twisting his lips as he watched the mutt's eyes widen in alarm at his error.

With a shrieking yelp, the little beast fell into the fridge and crash-landed amongst miscellaneous cartons, bottles, and Tupperware containers.

Not giving him time to recover, Desmond shoved the door shut, bracing himself against it while withdrawing his cell phone from his back-pocket. Flipping it open he speed-dialed the local Animal Control (Yes, he had them on speed-dial, he had to learn how to deal with Cylus the hard way, and with lots and lots of professional help.)


"Quiet, pipsqueak!" Desmond snapped, banging his elbow against the fridge- the brat was making a racket.


The phone rang.


He found himself scowling.


The phone continued to ring.


The inside of his fridge was being torn apart and they still hadn't picked up the phone even though he knew- knew, that they were there.


It rang three more times before he heard the click and a deep, indrawn sigh rattled through to his end.


"Yes, Mr. Baits?" Felicia Comley sighed, sounding world-weary and long-suffering as she drew out his surname.


"My apologies, Mrs. Comley," Desmond returned, delivering another blow to the fridge behind him, "But I've got a bit of a situation on my hands right now, could you send over some of your staff, immediately?"


Another, pain-filled sigh trickled through the speaker, "They have been sent, Mr. Baits; so what is the problem with Cylus this time?"


"It isn't Cylus this time," Wincing, he tucked the phone between shoulder and ear, braced himself more firmly while retrieving a nearby dishtowel stem the blood flow on some of the deeper cuts, "I've got an unknown, canine puppy of some kind in my house. He ran Cylus off, trashed my living room, and attacked me as soon as I discovered him." he explained.


"And I am left to assume that you have managed to subdue the," he could practically see her lip curl in disbelief, "-puppy, in some manner?"


"Yes, I trapped it inside my fridge." he answered bluntly.


He heard Mrs. Comley's sharp intake, easily picturing her snapping her eyes shut, leaning back in her office chair, and pinching the bridge of her nose to ward off the frustration-induced head ache that occurred every time he called. Desmond almost felt sorry, but didn't- the old hag was a b***h and he was having one hell of a bad day.


"Animal Control will be their soon Mr. Baits, have a good evening." Mrs. Comley replied, voice sharp.


Then she hung up and Desmond was left to wait for the two minutes that it took for help to get here. He had not bought a crappy house, in a shitty neighborhood without a very good reason. And that reason was the two minute response time.





 


InkHound


Armed Combatant



InkHound


Armed Combatant

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:51 am


And this was how We made friends...
Part One of One


Followed by a Tremulous Start
The harsh clubbing on the door to his house jolted Desmond from his single-minded focus. His head snapped up and his grip on the dishtowel preventing further blood-loss, tightened. Animal Control had just arrived, but the dead-bolt was locked and they'd need to jog around the side of the house to break the sliding glass doors again in order to get inside.

As he'd predicted, the banging faded and all was quiet save for the howling and thrashing coming from within his refrigerator. Desmond was just glad that this was no longer his problem and that he could leave one pissed off puppy to the professionals.

He was an identifier, not a dog-catcher.

Well, he thought bitterly, that's how it used to be. The wry twist of his lips was little more than dark, self-loathing humor.


A sharp, piercing cry rang throughout the first floor of his house; "Stand clear Mr. Baits! We're breaking the sliding glass doors down!"

"Again!" added Jimmy, the newest 'field operative' at the local Animal Control.

A distant count to three was heard and then the doors were shattered, the sound of raining glass vaguely registered.



Sighing, Desmond leaned against the thumping metal appliance heavily while trying to fend off the oppressive weight of his growing years. For some reason, he had never before felt so incredibly old as he did at this very moment. He wondered idly as to why that could be, now of all times. But perhaps it was especially because of now?



"Mr. Baits? Are you in here?" called Hank Bourgen, the oldest and most seasoned field operative of A.C.

"In the kitchen, Hank." Desmond replied, loud enough to wake the dead and twice as hoarse.

"Devil-be-damned, Baits," the older man gaped upon entering the kitchen, "you look like hell, twice over."

"And I more than feel it," he agreed, "Going to send one of your boys over here to free me up or are you planning to just stand there?" Desmond snarked, only to grunt with effort at keeping the refrigerator door closed seeing as the little hellion once more attempted to escape his confines.


TBF...
 
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:48 am


Meeting an angel and eating some pixies...


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[PRP] Minor Mayhem


The Summary of Events
Barghest might not recall the event later on in his life. But for Desmond, it signified the new turn of events that would be much more troublesome for his otherwise, once, semi-peaceful existence.

Desmond questioned Mr. Fweedle on a recent break-in and theft of his neighbors, the Hayden's, house.

While pretending that Barghest was not trying to escape his baby-carrier and eat Valrino.


And then he ate one of them
The closer he'd gotten to the woods, the less Barghest had fussed. It would seem that since the small, feathery, and juicy looking morsel of baby meat was removed from the puppy's immediate range of sight, smell, and sound- then the less bothered he was. Either that or the prospect of entering the forest full of dark shadows and lingering noises was intensely more promising.

Desmond just hoped that the Bakeneko wouldn't be requiring his presence anytime soon, if only for the sake of the other man's unusual child (That halo had not slipped past his eyes nor attentions.)

Once he'd gone far enough into the woods to filter out the sounds and scents of civilization, Desmond planted his boot-clad feet firmly on the ground, lowered his arms and did a few breathing and meditative exercises so as to clear his mind and calm his body. He was your ordinary human, so he needed to go the extra mile in order to notice and pick-up the minute details that the monsters could pinpoint even if they'd been struck blind, deaf, and dumb. Thankfully even the puppy decided it was time to be quiet, for he had grown both still and silent shortly after Desmond had stopped and proceeded with the exercises he'd been taught.

After a time, the distant birdsong faded into the background as a passing wind curled wisps of his hair and tickled his senses before moving on. It had brought the smell of unwashed goblin hide and cheap ale...

Snapping his eyes open, Desmond turned a little off the beaten path and headed northeast into the wood. Keeping to the direction that the stray wind had come from. He was beginning to see the subtle but telling clues of where the law-breakers had fled. Most in the form of broken leaves, crushed grass stalks, and the occasional button or tuft of drool-covered fur.

Rest in peace Snuffles, Snapstick, and Pogo... For I knew you not at all. Desmond snorted at the thought. House pets that were not only given such names, but responded to them, were practically asking for bad tidings. Like being eaten as a drunken snack by a *Long-Goblin, for instance.

Picking his way carefully through the woods, the pathway of destruction grew more obvious and easier to follow. Sapling trees lay in splintered ruins while the older ones only suffered a layer or two of missing bark. Plant life on the forest floor had been lucky enough to only be trampled underfoot to a near, unrecognizable, pasty-sort of sticky goo and crumpled leaves.

He also spotted a half-eaten tail. Desmond wasn't too sure if it was the dog's or one of the cats... they had all been dark-colored and long-haired animals after all.

Up ahead the trees had started to thin and open up into a small clearing. Or it would have been a clearing if it hadn't been littered with mismatched socks, bent and broken forks, and half-chewed buttons. Oh, and let us not forget the five, passed out pixies and one loudly snoring Long-Goblin.

How was he to apprehend all of these creatures when he only had one pair of cold-iron handcuffs? Raising a hand to rub at the bridge of his nose, Desmond sighed while racking his brain for ideas. It wasn't like he'd been serious about letting the mutt eat them- who knew where they'd been? And it likely wouldn't be very sanitary to consume one-

Barghest had become decidedly more squirrely, attempting to get out of his confines once more. Only this time, he wasn't being vocal or as fussy about it.

Figuring that they were far enough from the houses and that no real harm could come of it, Desmond lifted the puppy out of the carrier and set him down on the grassy floor after kicking a few forks out of the way. Besides, if he got lucky, the kid would run off, never come back, and therefore not be his problem anymore.

That was quite a plus in his book, because then he'd only have to worry about getting clawed up by Cylus... And any criminal he apprehended that didn't feel like giving up peacefully.

Desmond groaned.

Withdrawing his cell phone from his back pocket, he flipped it open and speed-dialed his boss, Armond De`Liol. He then stepped on one of Barghest's stray bandages to keep the runt from crawling any further towards the pile of sleeping thieves.

Flat silver eyes snaked up his form to glare at blue eyes before Barghest turned back around and persisted in crawling forward, unsuccessfully.


"Ah, Desmond, I had a feeling that you would be calling soon," Armond's smooth, liquid-velvet tones floating through his phone and into his ear to trail down his body and pool in the depths of his belly.

He coughed and turned to the side and slightly away from the sleeping criminals so he could reply without waking them.

"I'm sure you did, Bossman," Desmond replied, more than a little annoyed at the recent turn of events, "But I'm going to need some backup in order to successfully detain a handful of Pixies and a Long-Goblin."

Desmond could've sworn he'd heard a crunching sound off to his left, but dismissed the thought once Armond's response had sunk in.

"Can you not handle them yourself?" his employer questioned lightly, sounding almost amused.

"If I had more than just a pair of cold-iron handcuffs, then yes," he snapped, remembering to keep his voice down, "Otherwise, no."

Another crunching noise was most assuredly heard and Desmond felt a slow, dawning sense of comprehension as he glanced down at his shoes. His shoes which were not standing on white strips of linen that kept a certain, furry, spiky, and endlessly hungry little baby from-

"Alright Desmond, I'll send some help over," Armond conceded, "How many cages will you need?"

Turning back around, he was just in time to see Barghest pop another pixie into his mouth and watch the next 'CRUNCH', chew, chew, chew, and swallow- occur.

"Just one-" he replied, dropping his phone and racing across the small clearing to prevent Barghest from eating anymore pixies.


While Desmond struggled to keep quiet and wrest the unconscious pixie from Barghest's determined grip, the cell phone lay forgotten amidst the grass, bent forks, stray buttons, and one plaid sock.

"One? You need help apprehending two pixies and a Long-Goblin? Desmond? ...Desmond?" Armond questioned, growing increasingly more perturbed at his subordinates' lack of response.


*Long-Goblin: A close-cousin breed of your standard goblin. Their defining attributes are their abnormally tall height, and predominant over-eating habits that lead to obesity. There is little to no outstanding differences between a Long-Goblin and an ordinary Goblin save for their physical appearance.


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