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 Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:30 pm
"I think Celeste would be pleased that you married someone who knows you as well as she does, and then she'd laugh her face off at the fact that it was me." said Jareth wistfully. He paused at Caspian's last comment. "It probably was Jonik, since the priest would refuse to marry the two of you on account of him being a minor and you looking slightly dodgy, know what I mean. If it was Alec you'd have definitely commited bigamy by now."
It wasn't that bad a situation. They could just get an anullment and never speak of it again. Like that time with those banditos. And quite frankly, Echo would probably see the funny side of it. He wasn't even sure if they were still seeing each other or not, maybe the asrai had decided to go back to the murky waters of the Amazon.
Macy on the other hand...well he didn't really want to think about that.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:38 pm
"It must have been Jonik.." Caspian stated with a thoughtful nod,
"Heavens knows why he went along with that one.. Oh wait.. I think I'd been insisting on giving him doubles all night.. yeah, that would just about do it I think..." the pirate king chuckled to himself again, he was clearly doing his best not to think of any of the consequences, that was rather clear as he'd not mentioned the mother of his youngest child, or Jareth's supposed other half either.
"Man, I don't know who we'll be able to get to end this one, certainly nothing until tonight, all the slightly dodgy clergy are in hiding during the day after all, and we're certainly gonna need a dodgy one to even listen to us..." he was still obviously very amused,
"So my darling dearest pudding pie, what shall we do with ourselves on this fine day...? as I would think our state of blessed matrimony requires us to sped every waking moment together, that and I'm really going to let this one drop for a little while yet, its just too much fun!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:08 pm
"Well if you're going to behave like that then I demand a honeymoon. A nice one....by the sea. And then maybe we can look at some property in the area. As your bride, I do need to be treated nicely." said Jareth. He was obviously never going to live this one down, so he night as well have a laugh as well. "Now does this mean that I'm technically Toby's stepmother. Cause I ain't having nothing to do with that headcase."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:50 pm
Caspian chucked,
"Yeah, Toby and the other fifty of course.." he stated, looking very amused,
"They're going to love their new mummy Jareth, you just know it.." he shook his head, very amused by the thought it seemed,
"Humour aside though, We are going to have to do something about this. I have certain ties in other areas currently that could lead to me getting more than a little gutted if I turn up married, possibly more so, possibly less so if I'm married to you, but we'll have to see.." he grinned,
"What do you say we go find us a pirate priest..?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:55 pm
Jareth nodded solemly. His relative was certainly going to be in deep trouble if their spousing were to come out. And so would he probably, if there was anyone left at the castle, he could almost count on getting an earful from Leoven regardless.
"That's all very well. But do you have any memory of who actually performed the ceremony? I'm afraid I blacked out three inns earlier."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:58 pm
"This could be a problem.." Caspian stated..
"I haven't got a blinding clue.. The last thing I remember is trying to make out with that damn gorgeous hat rack.. its all a little hazy after that.." he rubbed his chin for a moment,
"Damn.. I need a shave.." he mused..
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:16 pm
Jareth frowned and counted to ten in his mind. It was very important that he got to ten or he might throttle one of the last relatives he was still on speaking terms with. He got to ten, he still felt like throttling him. Oh well.
"That was me you fool!" he yelled. "Well there must have been other people around that night, someone who might have seen us. Damn all I can remember was cuddling that lion skin rug. You know the one that growled and spat a lot..."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:20 pm
"Wait.. The rug! We should ask him.. I think he runs that shop down on that dingey backstreet off of the harbour, you know.. the one that smells offly of day old shrimp...?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:30 pm
"you mean the cat man? Of course the cat man saw us get hitched!" said JAreth triumphantly. "No wonder that rug kept scratching me. But that's not the point. If we find the cat man he might be able to tell us where the priest lives."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:38 pm
"To the CatMan!" Caspian yelled triumphantly, trying to jump to his feet, little realising that sitting on the bed for so long had totally deadened his legs, both of them.
After a few minutes sitting on the floor making a few strange noises as feeling tinglingly returned to his legs.
"Well that was elegant!" He stated, boucing to his feet for the second time, a lot more elegantly this time, flicking his ponytail over his shoulder with a happy grin,
"ANYWAY! As I said, TO THE CATMAN!" And with that he darted out of their lovely honeymoon suit.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:46 pm
Jareth shrugged and after finding the remants of his clothes and belongings, he followed suit, following the Pirate King out of the inn and down towards the docks, in their quest to find their hairy informant. Chapter one of their quest for a amiable divorce.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:51 pm
Caspian wasn't entirely sure where he was going, but following some of the feline population of the ridiculous port town eventually got him somewhere close to being where they needed to be.
"This way!" He stated, pointing to a street with a strangely large population of moggies lurking near it,
"It certainly looks like the right sort of place, and hooo-eeeei... it sure does smell a little shrimpy.." he wrinkled his nose a little before lifting his cravatte and and smothering the lower part of his face in it.
The smell however was forgotten moments later with a proclamation of..
"Oh! A penny!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:59 pm
Jareth really didn't like cats when he was sober. He had a bit of an allergy, since they made his nose and eyes itch whenever they got too close. Still an alley full of cats might at least be a good place to start to find the cat man.
Suddenly a rather angry looking creature, Jareth could only conclude that he was some sort of demon, reered out of a rather rundown giftshop. He wasn't so much of a catman, more of a moutain lion really or an ocelot, with a single antler in the middle of his forhead and jewlry that looked suspiciously like it was made of human skulls. This was certainly a cat man to be reconned with.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:01 pm
"Wow!" Caspian stated, probably louder than he should..
"That is one hell of a horny looking Cat man!" he paused for a moment,
"Think thats who we're looking for?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:08 pm
"Are you deranged? Of course he's the one we're looking for. How many cat men can there be in this town."
Tategami scowled at the feathery man, and his ugly wife who had tried to use him as a duvet cover.
"What do you want?" he said gruffly
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