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whats funnyer to make fun of?
  Band?
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  The ppl in guitar1 playing marry had a little lamb
  The ppl in band1 who can't get there instruments to make a singal sound
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Xigbar II of XIII
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:28 pm


*puts on 21 shades*
cool
waiting....

lol, u can pretty much take any violinist joke and turn it into a viola joke
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:57 pm


Very, very true... xd !
I can ask one of my friends or my bf for advice with this... half my friends are in orchestra, or they used to be when we were in middle school razz

LOL. I still love how you STILL haven't answered why you felt the need to mock my bf... rofl

Rocker_Masamune
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Xigbar II of XIII
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:21 pm


its realy quite simple, i didn't feel like mocking myshelf at the time and i hadn't ever joked on him b4

(i have to make at LIEST 1 joke about every1 i know or know about)

mrgreen
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:57 pm


viperviolist
its realy quite simple, i didn't feel like mocking myshelf at the time and i hadn't ever joked on him b4

(i have to make at LIEST 1 joke about every1 i know or know about)

mrgreen


xd xd xd
I'm SO never telling you about any of my friends... razz
LOL.
And come ON! I make fun of MYSELF all the time! xd
It's pretty fun actually razz
3nodding
Just... not about the flute (I don't suck or anything, so I can't be mean to mehself razz )... xd

Rocker_Masamune
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Xigbar II of XIII
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:19 pm


lol, thats a good policy to have. (all the internet rapeists crawling around)

i myself if u have notesed have never givin any iclination as to where i live while on gaia, or myspace for that matter.

surprised

i am verry proud of myself there. mrgreen

and btw,

(i can play violin better than my entire class)((and i can't even read trebble cleff!))

ITS FUNNEH!

=P
PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:32 pm


how long has bethoven been de-composeing?

saferness
Vice Captain


TWlSTED

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:51 am


saferness
how long has bethoven been de-composeing?


181years 1month 1day...why do you ask?

posted on april 27 2008
PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:55 am


What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1. The viola burns longer.
2. The viola holds more beer.
3. You can tune the violin.
mrgreen

TWlSTED


TWlSTED

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:56 am


Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
rofl xd
PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:48 pm


OH FRIKIN SNAP!

O.o

(i picked the wrong guy to join)

<.<
>.>

jking

origanal but the same jokes can be used between.. oh let me think, violin-chello, viola-chello, chello-bass,trumpit-tuba, so on so forth.

and btw,

BEEA!!!

(jking i don't drink)

Xigbar II of XIII
Captain


TWlSTED

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:37 pm


me neather but my dad and uncles love the stuffs... xd
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:03 pm


alright from my guess ur a violinist.

cool

Xigbar II of XIII
Captain


TWlSTED

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:45 pm


LOL dude i dont even know what that stick with a string thingy does...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:35 pm


O.o

then where'd u learn the whip arse violin/viola jokes?

Xigbar II of XIII
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TWlSTED

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:36 pm


lol i knows alota jokes. mrgreen

Q: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a viola.

Q: Why do violists walk around when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
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