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 Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:25 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:26 am
And a lovely one made by AmanraEmeraldoak:
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:42 pm
JadeSilverclaw Thank you and welcome to my home. *hands you a single red rose and a sprig of catnip tied together in a jadegreen ribbon* Please feel free to look around. May I get you a drink? No thanks! Thanks anyways!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:37 pm
JadeSilverclaw And a lovely one made by AmanraEmeraldoak: She sent me this one two and I am about to add it to my home! Isn't it fantastic! biggrin
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:38 pm
*wanders home from visiting her sister and takes up her favoured possion on a roman couch with a drink and a book and reads quietly as the candles flicker and the delicate scents of the oils, flowers and insence float through the air*
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:34 pm
Bar room chat translationsYou get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.)
"I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be 4.50 a pop.)
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [female] (I'm easy.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [male] (I'm gay.)
"Ever try a body shot?" [male to female] (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)
"Ever try a body shot?" [female to male] (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." [female] (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." [male] (I'm horny.)
"Who's got the next round?" (I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" [male] (I'm really gay.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" [female] (I'm really easy.)
"That person looks really familiar." (Did I sleep with him/her?)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" [female] (I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" [male] (I'm annoying, and cheap to boot.)
"I don't have my ID on me." [female] (I'm 16.)
"I don't have my ID on me." [male] (I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here.)
"Excuse Me." [male to male] (Get the ******** out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." [male to female] (I am going to grope you now.)
"Excuse Me." [female to male] (Don't even think about groping me, just get the ******** out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." [female to female] (Move your fat a**. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, b***h, like the slut you are.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:52 pm
It's a good thing I don't go to the bar then (referring to the last one) razz
*wavies and wanders, enjoying the sculptures and learning new stuff*
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:55 pm
WolfeShade It's a good thing I don't go to the bar then (referring to the last one) razz *wavies and wanders, enjoying the sculptures and learning new stuff*
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:01 pm
If I gave you a link to an avi for the contest that won't change, will that do? Plus the 200g of course.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:04 pm
WolfeShade If I gave you a link to an avi for the contest that won''t change, will that do? Plus the 200g of course. Yeah I''m willing to give it a go.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:15 pm
Excellent, here's the link: http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/WolfeShade/7745de9b.png
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:18 pm
WolfeShade Excellent, here's the link: http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/WolfeShade/7745de9b.png Okay she's up! Feel free to promote my contest to your friends biggrin
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:24 pm
Will do biggrin
It's interesting to meet someone who actually worships(?) one of the old gods. I didn't think there were any left, but then again, I've lived a fairly sheltered life razz
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