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E Man SFT: any of those
E Man SFT: bitches
E Man SFT: talk about d**k XD
ValeriePwnz521: Yeah, actually.
ValeriePwnz521: Just one, though. XD
ValeriePwnz521: She saaaiiiid...
ValeriePwnz521: Tell him I totally want him.
o///o;
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: awkward.

Then later...

ValeriePwnz521: Hey, some more girls responded to that thing. XD
E Man SFT: biggrin D
ValeriePwnz521: Tell him I want him...
only if he's going to
be famous.
ValeriePwnz521: Plus a winking face
ValeriePwnz521: And another girl quoted the first girl, and said "lol same here. LOL."
ValeriePwnz521: ...Sen? XD You there?
E Man SFT: oh sorry
E Man SFT: i came so many times i passed out.
ValeriePwnz521: Ew. XD
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: i was just watching Space Jam
E Man SFT: sorry, my d**k
E Man SFT: what hte tits did i say to them anyway?
E Man SFT: i remember you sending something XD
ValeriePwnz521: Basically, "Ask them if they wanna do me!"
ValeriePwnz521: But more... grotesque. XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: ooooo
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: XD Any response for them?
E Man SFT: hmmm
E Man SFT: tell them
E Man SFT: that
E Man SFT: im used to that not working
E Man SFT: so im pretty much free balling this
E Man SFT: but i think
E Man SFT: they should fight to the death for me :]
E Man SFT: naked
ValeriePwnz521: XD Okay
E Man SFT: in mud
E Man SFT: no no no
E Man SFT: not to the death
E Man SFT: whoever loses
E Man SFT: has to ******** me
E Man SFT: and whoever wins
E Man SFT: has to have sex with me
E Man SFT: ******** is more vulgar
E Man SFT: and dirty :]
E Man SFT: so she shall feel less wanted
E Man SFT: by a tit SHT
ValeriePwnz521: XD Fine, fine.

I would totally want him,
but I'm too young to be ******** got quite the [vulgar] friend there.

While eating a big bucket of Ben and Jerry's and with tissues at his side...oh and he has to serenade us with the lovely heartfelt tune "My Heart Will Go On" while doing the electric slide. xD

YES!!!
And get a nose job!

You'd better video record him doing it D< Or no dice!