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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:05 pm
Norayr x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja] I lol`d.
Seriously though. People are constantly asking me if I really work there. Sometimes, I say no and walk off. Or I follow people. Really close like too. That freaks them out.
Or I`ll sneak up on them and ask in a really breathy voice, in my opinion creepy, if they need help.
Especially in Housewares by the knives. :]
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:06 am
x__P o e t Norayr x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja] I lol`d.
Seriously though. People are constantly asking me if I really work there. Sometimes, I say no and walk off. Or I follow people. Really close like too. That freaks them out.
Or I`ll sneak up on them and ask in a really breathy voice, in my opinion creepy, if they need help.
Especially in Housewares by the knives. :] the watch ones the best cuz it happens to me alot and i HATE it! crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:40 pm
I love all of them theyre so funny....
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:04 pm
Chemical PaNcAkE x__P o e t Norayr x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja] I lol`d.
Seriously though. People are constantly asking me if I really work there. Sometimes, I say no and walk off. Or I follow people. Really close like too. That freaks them out.
Or I`ll sneak up on them and ask in a really breathy voice, in my opinion creepy, if they need help.
Especially in Housewares by the knives. :] the watch ones the best cuz it happens to me alot and i HATE it! crying xDD.
I used to touch people with my belly.
But it`s gone now.
I CAN FIT BACK INTO MOST OF MY PANTS!!!!
[dances]
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:10 pm
That what reaally funny! lol rofl okay okay wooooooooooo me and my frineds found a thing of like 10,000 questions that can't be answered...it was pretty funny
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:06 pm
We have one of those ancient T.V.s that doesn't have a remote. xD And I'm, like, horridly OCD so losing the remote in the first place (when we had a T.V. with one) wasn't a problem. x3
It took me nearly two years to fit back into most of my pants after my munchkin, ohmygolly. I can now fit into the pants I wore in highschool tho. *dances*
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:15 am
I do the remote one!!!
xDD
And the bus one is soooo funny, now when Im waiting for the city bus and someone asks me that Im gonna say that! xDD
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:20 am
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4. Leaving the empty cardboard toilet paper roll on the dispenser. I can understand if you`re a guest, but seriously, at least say, "Hey, the paper`s out." Because I really ******** hate sitting down, then looking over and going "********." It`s rather hard for me to stand up and sit down, especially with my pants down.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:25 pm
lol some of those are pretty funny xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:04 pm
Oh man, LOL. I love that last one. And now that I think about it..a good and loong time--IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! XD 
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:01 pm
x__P o e t Norayr x__P o e t
6. People asking if I work at Target when I`m wearing my name tag and shirt. No, I really just like to act like I`m working there. Dumbasses.
I actually go to target in a red shirt and khakis on purpose. I saw how many times people did that to me (when I had my nametag on while working there), and saw it happen to many times to people that don't work there (who didn't even have a red shirt on). I do it for fun to mess with them. xD And sometimes when I didn't feel up to it, even with the nametag on me, I'd be like.. Yea, I don't work here.. ¬.¬/ And yes to the yield one. THAT PISSES ME OFF! [neenja] I lol`d.
Seriously though. People are constantly asking me if I really work there. Sometimes, I say no and walk off. Or I follow people. Really close like too. That freaks them out.
Or I`ll sneak up on them and ask in a really breathy voice, in my opinion creepy, if they need help.
Especially in Housewares by the knives. :] Here's my really late response to this: XD Whoa! Has anyone ever been scared enough to jump and accidentally hit them knives or anything?
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:23 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:55 pm
I'm not sure which list I like more: poet's or the original. xp
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:12 pm
t3h bunni3s c0m3 t0 m3 Hey people,
just telling you I found this off a website
it is not mine
I thought it was pretty funny.....
9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
.... Yeah XD
I dunno I just felt like sharing it :3 9 thing i hate idiotic woman
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:05 pm
I nominate this as the best thread of the year. So far. >.>
This was great.
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