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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:11 pm
I'M NOT YELLING YOU'RE YELLING
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:02 pm
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE YELLING I'M TURNING THIS ******** CAR AROUND AND WE'RE GOING HOME. YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:08 pm
fine, if you didn't know already I've been sleeping on the couch every night.
the couch and I love each other
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:37 am
=O Then you can sleep on the basement floor and I'm burning the couch while you watch. Also, I want a divorce and you're not getting the house.
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:47 am
fine, I never liked the couch anyway, that was just a rouse to get you to force me to sleep in the basement. The basement is the real object I've been having an affair with!
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:00 am
That's just fine because soon you'll be living back with your mother with no house and no pool and you'll be on the first floor where the zombies will eat you.
Also, you'll be paying alimony out your a** because my lawyers use jedi mind tricks.
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:16 am
yeah? well my lawyers use opposite day and jinxes to keep your lawyer from talking, so my lawyers are better.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:06 pm
Yeah? Well little Johnny isn't your son. Didn't you ever wonder why he he has BLUE hair?
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:36 pm
 vanillyxtiffy, our debt is settledAUGH.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:33 pm
...Where did this come from? confused
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:44 pm
We have a very troubled marriage. crying
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:51 pm
it's true, but we're seeing a therapist.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:19 pm
Yes, he's a good therapist. We're making lots of progress. We're down to two almost-murders a day.
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Baron von Turkeypants Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:35 pm
altho I strongly suspect she put itching powder into my laundry when she washed my clothes... lousy woman...
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