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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:00 pm


Hmm, I guess that people were tired of getting less panty-flash while recovering.
Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1558684.html?menu=news.quirkies

Nurses ordered to wear skirts

Nurses in a Croatian hospital have been ordered to go back to wearing skirts instead of trousers after complaints from patients.

Some nurses at the town hospital in Firule had been wearing trousers while on duty, but patients had complained they looked untidy and unprofessional.

Hospital director Dujomir Marasovic has now written to inform all female staff of the skirts only rule.

He told local media: "We want to put everything in order here in the hospital.

"We want all nurses to wear the same clothes and we have imposed a rule which says they should wear skirts. The length of those skirts, be they mini skirts or otherwise, is up to the nurses."
PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:12 pm


Mmm...healing the mind and the body... xd

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:13 pm


I find it humorous that there were complaints about trousers being 'untidy' and 'unprofessional'. As if that's all they were thinking of when they complained about the lack of skirts.

I mean, seriously. What other reasons are there for skirts? 3nodding
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:43 pm


Women with big boobs are smarter

BIG-BOOBED gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. A surprising study proves they're more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters!

The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.

"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.

"The myth that women with voluptuous figures are not smart should now be shelved, along with the misconception that all blondes are dumb."

Dr. Rossdale measured the busts of women in Illinois, Kansas and Ohio and then divided them into five categories: Extra-small, Small, Medium, Large and Extra-large. These categories roughly corresponded to commercially available bra sizes, A, B,C, D and DD or above.

Read the whole thing.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:37 pm


Whoa, like, wow. That gives women like Oni even MORE of a reason to be proud of their lovelies. xd
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:21 am


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Whoa, like, wow. That gives women like Oni even MORE of a reason to be proud of their lovelies. xd


Indeed, I am *pets boobies*...ah hell.....*blushes* *gives 'em a good fondling*

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:24 am


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Koiyuki
Whoa, like, wow. That gives women like Oni even MORE of a reason to be proud of their lovelies. xd


Indeed, I am *pets boobies*...ah hell.....*blushes* *gives 'em a good fondling*


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:38 pm


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Koiyuki
Whoa, like, wow. That gives women like Oni even MORE of a reason to be proud of their lovelies. xd


Indeed, I am *pets boobies*...ah hell.....*blushes* *gives 'em a good fondling*


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ditto. xd

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:16 am


Behold, the reason you don't see so many big chested Japanese chickies in real life! *from this site*

Operation: Japanese D-Cup

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here.


One night I was up late watching some TV show about sex in society. This particular episode was about breast sizes. It claimed that Japanese women's breasts have been getting bigger over the past 10 years. They pointed out less A-cups and more B and C-cups (keep in mind that Japanese sizes are one cup below American, so a Japanese B-cup is an A-cup, and a Japanese A-cup means she has the chest of a little boy). They speculated that the cause has been the introduction of more foreign foods into Japanese women's diets, particularly McDonalds (brings a whole new meaning to Super-Size Me). They also speculated that by the year 2008, there would be no more A-cups in Japan, and more B and C-cups. D's even. The men on the show were, needless to say, thrilled about this.

Japan is a breast-loving country. This is the ONE thing I have in common with Japanese men. To further add to my list of Japanese Oxymorons, the men here love breasts but the women just don't have them. I'll see a C-cup every now and then, but it's pretty rare. It's actually kind of sad/depressing, but I'm learning to live with it. Anyway, so the men love breasts. Pretty much any girl who develops a decent set, her family may as well just pull her out of school because she's got a career as an actress/model/porn star guaranteed. In fact, the only big-breasted girls I see are the ones on TV. It makes me think that Japan sends out scouts to scour the cities, plucking young ample-breasted maidens off the street and rushing them to Tokyo to wear bikins and bend-over a lot in front of cameras.

This is also why anime is filled with large breasted 14 year olds. It's fulfilling *two* Japanese male fantasies at once - the lolita thing and the boob thing.

So anyway, one day I was in the teacher's room at school, looking out the window at the school-wide practice for Sports Day. The kids were doing these human pyramids...getting on their hands and knees, stacking themselves five, even six levels high. I look at the poor girls on the bottom, or anywhere really, and I think to myself "That can't be good for their bodies." Then it hit me. People blame Japanese genetics for the lack of tits and a**, but I don't think that's it at all - I think they're doing it to themselves.

Ok, bear with me here. Name me a few big-breasted female gymnasts, ice-skaters, sprinters, swimmers, etc. But don't think too hard, because you can't! These women have been training hard since they were kids...puberty...the formative years. Boobs are nothing more than fat sacks, so with all the physical activity they went through the boobs never had a chance to develop. Come to think of it, all the girls I knew in Jr high who did basketball and swimming and what not didn't get big boobies, while the ones who gossiped during PE developed decent knockers.

So, now the Japanese girls. These girls are playing their sports clubs every day, two hours a day, six days a week. Then they go home and consume a diet of fish and rice...not a whole lot of fat there. And what little they are eating, they burn off the very next day at school! The introduction of McDonalds is probably introducing a very much needed fat concentration into their diets, which would account for the recent upward trends in bra sizes. However, if they just stopped all this sport club nonsense, or even just toned it down a little...my God, think of the possiblities!

Knowing that Japanese men, much like myself, are avid breast lovers, I decided to share my findings with a Japanese male friend of mine. I was hoping there was some sort of Science of Breasts Ministry he could contact, and in a few weeks we could get Operation: Japanese D-Cups underway. I carefully explained my observations and detailed my findings. He listened intently over his beer, giving me a few thoughtful nods, and when I finished he crossed his arms and said "But, I think if our women eat more McDonalds and exercise less, then maybe they'll be as fat as American women."

Ouch. Feeling my American Pride slightly damaged, I decided I needed to come back on the quick and defend my country. So I shot back with "Maybe, but at least they'd have breasts."

He took a long drag from his cigarette, looked off into the distance, and said "Soo da ne." Translation - "That's right, huh?" Damn skippy, son.

America 3, Japan 0.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:28 am


I take offence to that! I'm a curvy Japanese girl and I...well except for Capoeira classes and DDR, I didn't do much, and....err...I loaded up on McD's and Pizza and stuff...maybe that guys onto something...*orders a bucket of chicken from KFC*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:55 pm


Just thought I'd mention something in lieu of your Japanese girls and boobies article:

BBC:

Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts'

Pueraria mirifica is full of active chemicals
A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.
B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.

The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica.

In theory, this helps to keep the muscle tissue in good order.

Pueraria mirifica, also known as Kwao Krua, is a species found in Thailand and Burma.

It has long been used by indigenous hill tribe people as a traditional medicine.

The plant's underground tubers contain a number of chemicals called phytoestrogens - natural compounds which mimic the effects of the female sex hormone oestrogen.

These include miroestrol and deoxymiroestrol, which are believed to exert a particularly strong effect, as they are very close in chemical structure to oestradiol, the main human oestrogen.

B2Up says that it is the effect of these two chemicals, coupled with a third phytooestrogen isoflavone, which makes its gum so effective.

It cites tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%.

Further tests carried out in England found that the plant had a beneficial effect on the skin, and hair, as well as the breasts.

The company also markets different Pueraria products, including pills, and tea.

The gum, which comes in rose flavour, has proved so popular that there are plans to start selling it in convenience stores.

Scepticism

Claire Williamson, of the British Nutrition Foundation, said research had suggested phytoestrogens may be beneficial in post-menopausal women in terms of reducing menopausal symptoms, and may also have beneficial effects on risk factors for heart disease and osteoporosis.

A role in breast cancer has also been suggested.

But she said research had suggested that isoflavone supplements are not as effective in managing menopausal symptoms as isoflavone rich foods such as soya.

Furthermore, consumption of isoflavones may need to be life-long in order to have beneficial effects on postmenopausal symptoms.

"So there is clear evidence of the potential health benefits of consuming isoflavone-rich foods such as soya, however consumption in the form of a gum has not been extensively studied and such products may be simply another food gimmick."


Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4361563.stm
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:36 am


Hmm...will they bring this wonder gum to America for the American ladies to consome and grow? *not that Oni needs to grow any... xd *

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:46 pm


Time to kick up a redhead article

Social implications
Queen Elizabeth I of England was a redhead, and during the Elizabethan era in England, red hair was fashionable. This was also the case during the rule of redhead Oliver Cromwell. Popular culture, particularly in the UK, sometimes discriminiates against those with the brighter types of red hair. Redheads are stereotyped as ugly and are often disparagingly referred to as ginger or carrots. Many red headed children find themselves bullied often well into secondary school. It is often the case that ginger hair darkens considerably as children grown older. There is now an active RedAndProud society in the UK, aiming to counter such prejudices.

On the other hand, there are some individuals who describe themselves as redophiles or down with "scarlet fever". These people have a strong love for, and usually, are sexually attracted to redheads. As in any paraphilia, there are varying degrees to which a self-described redophile holds their desire. While some people favor the red hair solely for its exotic aesthetic pleasantness, others are more passionate and insist on giving their attentions only to natural redheads because they possess certain desired physical features such as pale skin that never tans, freckles, light pink areolas, and red pubic hair. Additionally, as mentioned above, the fading brightness of the hair color as someone ages implies that someone with red hair is younger, and, of course, youthfulness is generally considered a desirable sexual characteristic, particularly among women.

In addition to these physical traits, redophiles, as well as, to a certain degree, popular culture at large, also perceive redheads as being more passionate and adventurous than other people, both sexually and in a more general sense. This also extends to the stereotype that redheads have particularly "fiery" tempers, and are more easily angered than others.

The biochemistry of red hair, discovered only in 1997, appears to be associated with the melanocortin-1 receptor while the red colour itself is produced by an iron compound. The recessive gene which gives people red hair, fair skin and freckles is certainly older than 50,000 years, and it could be as old as 100,000 years. All red heads are MC1R variants, and the prevalence of these alleles is highest in Celtic countries. MC1R is found on chromosome 16.

The genetics of red hair is now being uncovered, together with connections between red hair and melanoma and other skin disorders, and red hair and problems with anaesthesia.

There is evidence for genetic linkage of eye color with other hair colors such as brown hair, so it would not be surprising if red hair were linked with eye color inheritance. Some of those with copper hair have green eyes.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:58 pm


Go redheads! xd

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:43 am


Oni-Angel
Today is an interesting topic...shouldn't disabled people have a right to sex too? The Danes certainly think so......I could just see someone saying, "Dude, I have dyslexia...free sex for me!"

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1537366.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

Danes provide prostitutes for the disabled
The Danish government is under attack for paying for its disabled citizens to have sex with prostitutes.

The official 'Sex, irrespective of disability' campaign pays sex workers to provide sex once a month for disabled people.

The legal guidelines advise: "It could be of great importance that the carer speaks to the prostitute together with the person in their care, to help them express their wishes."

But opposition parties have attacked the regulations, claiming it is an immoral way of spending tax-payers' money.

Social-Democrat spokesperson Kristen Brosboel said: "We spend a large proportion of our taxes rescuing women from prostitution. But at the same time we officially encourage carers to help contact with prostitutes."

But Stig Langvad of the country's Disabled Association said the politicians critical of the plan are showing "double standards".

He said: "The disabled must have the same possibilities as other people. Politicians can debate whether prostitution should be allowed in general, instead of preventing only the disabled from having access to it."


How come I dont know this?! I'm a dane, by the way, but HOW COME I DONT KNOW THIS?!?!?! [/rant]

Seriously, though, danes are crazy. I mean, they want to pay for the disabled to be able to have sex, yet they cant pay the schools to get new books so the
students can learn this millenia's maths and science and stuff! What the ******** went wrong!?!? *Sigh* I am so glad I'm only staying here for another ten years. I cant wait to get out of this place.
How about Canada? That sounds nice... *wanders off talking to herself*
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