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 Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:37 pm
Matt looked at the bag and nodded,stashing the bag in his pocket.
"Alright... Well,we are the champions,so the song only fits,eh?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:22 am
((I give permission for Dan's coach. I love how herb has the power to bring people together. xd ))
Jonny Q nodded.
"Fine, use we are the champions. If you want to be complete fags. I don't care"
He tossed his microphone down and left the ring. He went back to the announce table and took his seat next to Tiko Mendez.
"Tiko buddy! Team OECW is doomed. We have drug addicts and losers on the team."
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Soothsayer Jeckal Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:31 am
Dan points at Jonny. "That's right b***h, non-drug users are losers, and don't you forget it."
"Now let me continue. Our coach will be..." Dan cuts off his sentence, and waits. When nothing happens he starts to get pissed.
"Where the ******** are the two guys I hired? I'll be right back."
Dan then leaves the ring and walks out back. A few minutes later he comes back, dragging two men with him. He drops one on the ground and throws the other in the ring.
"I'll give... 50 bucks to whoever kicks that bastards a**. He stole weed from me."
Dan then picks the man on the ground up and knees him in the face, then delivers an STO taking him down. He walks to the back again and drags out a smoke machine. He kicks it a few times, and a large blast of smoke knocks him to his a**.
"Son of a b***h." Dan says as he kicks it again. It starts to actually work, and smoke fills the area. Dan then runs back to the ring.
"Ahem. And our coach is..." Dan says, pointing to the shrouded area.
((In case that makes no sense at all, the joke was that I hired the two guys to set up the smoke machine for me and set it off at the right time for a 'mysterious entrance', but they instead smoked a large portion of my weed and passed out.))
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:05 pm
The hippy Grateful Dead music that begins to play surprises everyone. A young girl in tan pants and a tube top makes her way down to the ring. There is a flower in her hair and she holds a bouquet of dandelions. She hands several to handsome male fans as she passes by. Dan opens up the ropes for her and she slips into the ring. When Dan stands she takes the joint from his mouth and puts it to her own lips.
Karma hands a flower to each of the team members, lingering a moment on Justin and pursing her lips. She slips a flower behind Dan's ear and smiles at him.
"My name is Karma. I came to OECW, thanks to my favorite dealer, to make sure the four of you can work together. You see, Karma is a b***h and what you do comes back to you. I'm going to make sure that all the bad things that the other teams have done come back to haunt them. But first, I need to make sure the four of you can get along. You see, all things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else. The four of you are in direct relation to each other now. Your federation needs all of you. So put aside your hatred for now. Buddha said 'Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule. ' And the best way I can think of to learn to love one another is to get higher than the clouds." She passes the joint to Justin, "And I've got some blotter (acid) in the back that will make you fly. Come on boys, no more arguing. Lets party."
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm
Dan grins, "I told you she was far out."
He then goes to take a puff from his joint... which isn't there anymore. He looks around confused, before taking another from behind his ear and lighting it up. "What the ********?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:23 pm
Matt smacked his forehead,realizing he was now dealing with not one,but two druggies! He sighed as put the mic back up to his mouth.
"If I gotta team with a pothead... I might as well do as a pothead does..."
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:21 pm
Karma smiles, "That's the spirit. Toke up boys."
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:26 pm
((Wow. Dan... way to bring the team together man.))
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:17 pm
((Nothing makes a man happier than a hot chick and drugs xd ))
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:36 am
The heretic is always better dead... Joey looked incredibly confused at what had just transpired. Not only was he almost burned, but a hot chick gave him a flower, a smoke machine was broken on the stage, and half the team were stoned.
"Oh dear..." ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:29 pm
[PWG] Ruin_x ((Nothing makes a man happier than a hot chick and drugs xd )) ((Yay! I'm either a hot chick or a drug. biggrin ))
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:34 pm
TheInfamousBlackRaven [PWG] Ruin_x ((Nothing makes a man happier than a hot chick and drugs xd )) ((Yay! I'm either a hot chick or a drug. biggrin )) ((Even better, you're a hot chick with drugs.))
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:35 pm
The incredibly sexy and overly handsome Justin Radiance held up his hand, as if to call for attention. "Wait, wait, just hold on a second."
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:39 pm
Dan stops smoking his joint. "I'm waiting, but I can't wait long. Letting a joint burn is a sin you know." Dan says with the utmost seriousness.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:48 pm
Justin slid out of the ring and began walking around it. "Theres just one problem with your coach. The problem is..." Justin neared the announce table, he quit talking apparently just using it as a distraction. He leapt over the announce table to tackle Johnny Q. Pinning him between the table and hte ground Justin proceeded to pummel his face with a series of lefts.
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